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2015

25

Sep

Juliette Lewis Scratching her Pussy Meme of the Day

I guess this is pretty representative of where we are as a society….

Juliette Lewis, the actress who has been acting forever, and who has looked like a crackwhore forever…I mean even at 16 on National Lampoon, I was surprised she wasn’t toothless begging to suck dick for a hit….

Some people have resting bitch face…Juliette Lewis has gutter crackwhore face….who you’d expect to be either piss covered, or reaching into her pussy pulling out used condoms, scabs or vaginitis…

But when it happens…we all laugh….because We’re still infants who laugh at piss, fart and yeast infection moments…We love seeing people embarrass themselves like “It’s America’s Funniest Home Videos”…

So the story is…”she’s adjusting her underwear”…while “some stalker”…takes pics of it…but didn’t get the finger sniffin’

But good news for her…it went viral in the meme-stream…

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2015

25

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to like girls who had gay best friends because it meant they were into anal sex…or at least trying it

But now everyone is gay and all girl are into anal sex…especially with my small dick…and it turns out that it’s not that exciting as it once was, because assholes are full of shit…and the smell…the terrible smells…

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Martha Hunt Vagina Hunter
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Some Reality Star Endorsing Sex….Even Thought It DIdn’t Help her Legitimate Acting Career
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The Guy Eats Corn While Listening to Corn with Cornrows
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These Girls Asked The Internet To Roast Them
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Just a Couple Topless Girls
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Sarah Harris SLUT
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Seth Cohen from the OC and a Girl from Gossip Girl Made a Child
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Guys Imitate Girls On Instagram
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Two Year Old Fails…at Blowing Out Candle
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2015

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The first time I was accused of rape…no one to her seriously… because she was drunk…

LOL…this Rape Culture is so silly…

I have never actually been accused of rape…it’s just that any girl who has had sex with me has felt extreme remorse, shame and feelings of violation…even if it was at their own will..

It’s like “how could I do this to myself”….he must have tricked me…

It’s called charm and seduction…I’m irresistable when you’re roofied…

LOL…I can’t stop the rape talk…people hate this shit…but why?…..oversexualizing everything….where’s the romance?!

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Elle Fanning Trans
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Courtney Stodden is an Official Actor
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Girls in Flannel
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The Legless Lingerie Model is Amazing…
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Boston Dude VS Fish
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Jordana Brewster Upskirt!
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Farrah Abraham had a Fight with Some British Hooker….Amazing
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Gisele of the Day
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Pouring Water into a Glass..
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Cameron Diaz Tight Jeans..
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Kim Zolciak Had a Stroke
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Alexis Ren Wet T-Shirt.
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Abigail Ratchford TIts
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Sienna Miller – Braless
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68 Jokes Only Gamers Will Understand
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Best Waterpipe Salesman Ever
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27 Shelter Dogs on their Way Home for the First Time…is Amazing..
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Hilary Duff in a Tight Black Dress
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Some Chick Named Skyler at Some Bullshit Premiere
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Plane Lands in Orange County…
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The Best #AskTrump Tweets
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Some Chick Named Pam Anderson at a Book Signing
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Chris Brown is Banned from Australia
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Fame Whores on teh Beach
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Kanye Still Running for President
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How Cubans Watch TV and Listen…
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21 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Bad Tippers
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Xenia Deli Says Bieber Helped her Find God…
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Miranda Kerr Breasts
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Deniro Has Bad Attitude
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Weed and Bikini
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Man Disembowels Girlfirend
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Why Do Action Scenes Suck
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Liz Hurley 50 and on Instagram…
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Page 3 Girls!
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Elle Fanning Tranny
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Bully Punches A Blind Kid And Receives Instant Justice (Video)
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Katie Fey in the Bath
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Dancer with an Insane Booty
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Tiger Shark Attack
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Cam Girl Of The Day
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DEEE PEE
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Amazing and Naked
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Bo Derek Nude in 1980
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2015

24

Sep

Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day

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Taylor Swift decided to casually show the world some of her moves she uses while getting her heart broken as she banks out as many dudes as she can to fill the void in her soul that she originally thought fame and money would fill…only to realize it is requires something much more primal than that…a good fuck…so this girl has gone through some of the dirtiest cocks in Hollywood….making her as polluted as a porn star…but unlike a pornstar, she didn’t spin it as being feminist, but rather…as being broke hearted and taken advantage of a man who just wanted to get her doing the splits on her dick…when you know she’s the kind of girl who wants to be gagged by her panties while begging for the mother fucker to split her in half…and that this broken heart is just her quest to find the perfect fitting massive cock…cuz this pussy can take some objects….large objects…to satiate her insatiable appetite…that she will spin into a sob story for people to believe so that they relate and buy…

CONSUMERISM!!!!

All this to say, fuck this ho not just because she’s rich, but because her long lean body can do the splits…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

24

Sep

Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle..

IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place..

Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously..

At least she’s not a Jenner…

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2015

24

Sep

Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day

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Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies..

And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this…

I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo.

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2015

24

Sep

Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day

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It’s like it was just yesterday that she was a single mom, dating some heroin addict rockstar, releasing videos of her doing blow at all the cool parties, when not on a yacht topless, for the world to see her mid 30s long, well traveled nipples…

It’s like it was a week ago that she was the Calvin Klein heroin chic it girl at 18, being shat on by everyone for being to skinny, while being cummed on by Johnny Depp and pretty much everyone..

It’s like it was just today, that she is in this photoshoot for some October issue magazine, called Vogue Paris, still looking amazing.

I’m a Kate Moss fan, basic maybe, but at least I’m consistent…

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW|Vogue Paris

2015

24

Sep

Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day

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I have a workout short fetish…it’s actually the reason I joined a gym a few years ago…I just couldn’t get enough of the shit…and by joined a gym I mean stood outside and watched girls working out on an elliptical before being asked to leave on day 4 by security….It’s not my fault they have windows on street level to look into…or that they set up the equipment to put on a show…It was intentional to get people to notice and sign-up, I just overstayed my welcome…oppressive fucks..

I also have a jogging fetish, and not in a “I’ll follow her home and have my way with her” kind of way, but more a look at that girl run…her ass and pussy look so nice…as her titties bounce…I sit in a park most days, I mean I don’t know where you expect me to draw inspiration from…

I’ve seen all kinds of girls jogging, hot and hot hot, and I still managed to like it…enough to keep staring..

But for some reason, when My So Called Face, Claire Danes does it, I feel like I’m watching Caitlin Jenner..

I guess what I’m saying is…save the short fitness shorts for the young tight girls buying starbucks…and not the 40 year old moms running for the paparazzi intentionally because clearly she’s got some shit to promote…

Shit that we can assume are more than just her cankles…

What is she running from? Safe to assume from any sex appeal she might have had..

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Posted in:Claire Danes|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day

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Every personality, from famous to garbage slut bottle service girl, has a “lifestyle blog”…where they talk about themselves, their trips, their favorite restaurants or meals, and their favorite outfits…because it’s the best way to leverage their social media fans who jerk off to them…to sell campaigns to brands…so that they can make more money than they already do…all while being Narscisstic pieces of fucking shit…

So these idiots are flooding instagram with them same shoots, the same boring fucking content, the same piss colored images, featuring themselves..

Meaning they hire hair and make-up, they hire a photographer, so that they can model their broken down faces, in stupid model poses, to appease their fucking egos..

When all Tisdale should be working on is hiring a new plastic surgeon to fix that nose.

This is beyond obnoxious, yet they keep doing it…because I guess people keep consuming this shit..

What a fucking loser..this is so bootleg and desperate…just do the fucking sex tape you idiot….that’s what people want to see…not her broken down face in dumb outfits…these people are so insane…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Selena Gomez Released a Song…So Notice Her…of the Day

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Fuck all these garbage people…

I don’t know why I distract myself reposting pictures of Selena Gomez trying to get attention to herself in this saturated world….of too much noise….but it’s probably the same reason you do it…it’s better than working a regular job and it’s become an obsession…even though you don’t actually care about these people, but feel like if you don’t post on them, you’ll fade away into obscurity…even though you’re already obscure and no one knows who you are…

That’s why you look at Selena Gomez’s chimpmunk pudgy face and possible fake, possible fat, possibly on the pill cuz Bieber knocked her up and she miscarried that’s why she hates him…tits……isn’t it?

All This to Say – I Wonder How Many Harnesses She Has On to Give her this Waist to Hip Ratio..

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