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2015

11

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Shout out to all the girls who I used to try to fuck 10 years ago, but were too good for me, even though every girl is, that doesn’t mean I don’t have sex, who disappeared because they got a boyfriend, then husband, then kid…on their recent divorces..

Because 10 years older, more broken, in spirit and in vagina thanks to babies….makes them way more willing to have sex with me…because in the past 10 years, even the most prude bitch is double penetrating herself with sex toys while choking herself out with a belt…because it’s the only thing that excites them….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on their Clothes
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The Most Insane Destiny’s Child Impersonator…
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Kylie Jenner’s 18th Birthday Party…
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The Nanny is Extorting Ben Affleck
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Black Bikini!
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Kourtney & Kim Titty Battle – that Unfortunately Doesn’t End in Death
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Fisherman Catches Drone with a Perfect Cast
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Little Miss Sunshine Fat Girl Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner’s Legs.
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Boy Trying to Break a Board…in Taekwondo
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Slut of the Day
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Girls Eating Ice Cream
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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2015

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just yelled at an old lady…it was rewarding…

I used to be into Twitter….but then I never got a book deal…or a movie deal…all I got was one of my tweets published in a book and I realized that although it would seemingly be the best social media for me to write my insanity…rather than trying to be an instagram photographer..

So I decided to try twitter again, this is all I came up with…and as I expected…no one cared…good thing I put 14 seconds of thought into those words of wisdom…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gaps Determine How Hot a Girl Is…So Here are So Many Thigh Gaps
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More Pics of Kylie’s 260k Ferrari
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TV Nudity Round-Up
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Lea Michele and her Hashtag
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Coco and her Sister do Cheap Shoes
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Rosie Huntington Cleavage
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Little Miss Sunshine Tits….
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Some UK Famewhore Reality Star in a Bikini
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32 Celebrities Who Totally Sold Out
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Kate Moss is Amazing
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Nicki Minaj Isn’t Knocked Up
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10 Unsolved Mysteries of Space
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Kate Bock Boring Swimwear Campaign
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Rose McGowan Tits,,
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#AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today’s Youth
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Google Doesn’t Care About Elena Clarke
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Britney Pokies…
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Ed Sheeran May be Banging Nicole Scherzinger
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Kim K Pregnant See Through Tit
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Girls in Selfies…
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Dump Truck Rolls Onto Busy Road
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Gisele for Some Clothing Brand
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The Most Regrettable Face Tattoos Ever
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Some Babe I’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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The Dildo Decorator of Portlant
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Huge Tits….are Fun to Stare At…
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Wendy Williams Falls off Stage
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Weirdo DJ Loses It…
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Kardashian Selfies are the Worst
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Psycho Dropping Bottles from Hotel Roof…
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Meagan Good Big Tits
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Puppy Rave Trips me Out..
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Some WAG Hooker in a Bikini
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Girls in Sports BRas
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Charlie XCX
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Drunk Girls
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Rachel Hunter Lives…Has Long Legs and Big Tits…Still Built like a Tank
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Do you like these pretty little blond girls? well Muslim Isis fighters like them even more…Especilly their assholes. Please help These People Rescue them by donating
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Some Chick Has a Sexy Bath
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Blonde Tears the Fuck Out of Her vagina
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Some Chick in a thong Swimsuit…with Tits
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Porn Gifs….
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Drunk Girl..
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Girl Smoking Weed in Front of th Mirror
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Some Huge Tits
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Really Huge Tits
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Actress Tits…
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How to Have the Best Stoned Sex
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GET MORE PUSSY HERE THAN ON TINDER
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Internet Cafe Nudity….
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Hippie Twat
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Naked Hollywood Gossip
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Greek Sluts!
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Pussy Play…
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Webcam Toy Play
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2015

10

Aug

Kylie Jenner is Still 18 and Now With Ferrari of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is still 18.

Here are some pics of her bday from the amazing RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH

Tyga got her a Ferrari. Kris Smelled Money in her Bustier…Gigi Hadid had tits with Jonas Brothers…and unfortunately the building wasn’t bombed…saving everyone but the Kardashians…because innocent people there lookin’ on…don’t deserve to die just because of curiosity…but Kardashians do, due to genetics…

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2015

10

Aug

Charlotte McKinney as Come to This of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a reminder that America loves tits…a lot..

She got on TV for being nothing more than a rich florida chick with big tits…

The show was Dancing with the Stars, when she literally did nothing, but maybe fuck a star, if you consider Stephen Dorff a star…

She did one Web campaign for GUESS?…that was it…and boom…she mattered, but only for a few minutes, that have forced her to revert back to showing her tits for attention, for hired paparazzi, because bottom feeding tits, bottom feed like this…

Unfortunately, not in sex tape….it will happen, because she’s been bitten by fame bug, and will do anything, like this to maintain…

It’s way better than being a cocktail waitress in florida you know..

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Ronda ROusey in a Bikini of the Day

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Ronda Rousey is a UFC star who makes a solid 120k pre fight, not counting her sponsors, and who Mayweather made fun of, because she is outspoken and made comments about him beating his wife…

I guess she thinks being built like a dude makes her better than other girls, especially women she calls “do nothing bitches”…who just look pretty for the sole objective of fucking millionaires…when Ronda is just a puppet for millionaire men to make millions by making a glorified jello wrestling fight…she just doesn’t know it…

I would also argue, that Ronda Rousey fucks millionaires while being a puppet to millionaires who are smart enough to not make her this she’s a do nothing bitch…cuz she knows Karate…and is an “athlete”…

She’s in a bikini…

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2015

10

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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Since I just did a Rita Ora showing off her tits for attention, I figured I’ll post some Rihanna in a bikini in Barbados, probably not for attention, but rather because she’s just living life, and she deals with the paparazzi by either having them on staff, or actually not giving a fuck about them, and letting them do their thing, because she knows that she needed them to get to the level of fame that she’s at, plus the not give a fuck attitude…makes her seem cooler than the poptart that she is…

Someone I know is in Barbados right now and they told me they were in a VIP area with Rihanna at some party, and claims Rihanna sucks…something that we can assume is true, especailly if you’re someone who can give her a record deal, only in that case it’s a different kind of suck…not the boring, detached, rich, famous, medicated, self involved cunt who made it and can’t be bothered suck…..but the dick in mouth eagerly sucking suck…not that she has to do that anymore…she’s made it.

Here are some more pics of her in a bikini CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

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2015

10

Aug

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Tit of the Day

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I hate posting on these people, especially this one, the leader of the trash, at this stage in her career, of a mom of two who looks like a gutter hip hop vixen, because she is, Not that she has a career, but she makes a lot of money, because she figured out the formula that is use the media to win…

From socialite to pornstar to billionaire…

But I love how terrifying this pic of her pregnant tits are…but not as much as I love that I know Kanye cheats on her…and she even jokes about it:

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2015

10

Aug

Sophie Marceau Naked Swim of the Day

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French actress Sophie Marceau went for a skinny dip, because bathing suits don’t matter in France, because they understand the importance of nudity, sexuality, good food, wine…because they are creepy, greasy fucks….they also understand the importance of the paparazzi, shit even killed Princess Diana, right, it was the Paparazzi not the Royal Family who didn’t like the future King’s mother being a harlot or anything….not that it matters…what matters is published nudity in tabloids…

I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out…because pubic hair is my favorite thing about France and really about Vaginas…girls just don’t embrace it the way they should.

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2015

10

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Marie Claire of the Day

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Miley Cyrus fired shots in Taylor Swift’s direction over some Taylor Swift music video that was the first big production, action movie, staring every “it girl” because Taylor Swift buys friends, and fame, and success…with shitty victim love songs, when we know she’s the devil…

She basically said something like Taylor Swift is violent in revenge and that doesn’t empower women, it’s crazy, while Miley’s Tits are ok, and shouldn’t be censored, because she’a liberated Disney Feminist, who makes shitty pop music in an industry that objectifies women, including Feminist Miley, it’s just great she is on Tumblr and bought into their pitch knowing new feminism is in and there’s millions of girls into it..the same girls who hate Taylor Swift…

It’s like real life Jem and the Holigrams, probably paid for by Jem and the Holigrams…and far more lame…

Either way, Miley’s not showing off her tits for Marie Claire..

Or on Instagram…because she’s a full of shit Disney puppet…this is all an act…for money…

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2015

10

Aug

Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here’s a Rags to Riches story about a hot Polish girl who just wants all of America to see her in her lingerie…but not in the regular Eastern European way of either being a spy or a cam girl, but through some massive evil brand….that she’s just signed a contract with…

I just wish this shit was more honest..”I’m a hooker, they pay well, it helps my hooking”….”Yes, I did it for the money, I like money, I am form Poland, money gets us hot water”…

Obviously, they are going to give some aspriational bullshit…

Here’s Elsa Hosk doing the same suck up bullshit.