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2015

04

Aug

Willa Holland Copies her Ass of the Day

Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s god daughter, you like most of the young actresses in Hollywood, she’s related to someone in the industry, it just makes sense to keep it within the community, rather than giving it to some fame whore who doesn’t understand the way the industry works, and who can’t handle the star studded parties and events because they didn’t grow up with Steve Spielberg as a God father, and they can’t handle their coke, because they haven’t been stealing it from their mom’s stash on weekends…

Well, she’s in some nerd comic book show, I don’t remember which one…I remember as the OC Mischa Barton younger sister…and here she is pantsless, on a photocopier and if you look close enough you can see pussy lip…good luck with that…

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2015

04

Aug

Rita Ora Serious Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora’s vagina is eating her bathing suit, like it was the rich guy’s penis who owns or has a friend who owns the very expensive yacht she is on….only after it ate the rich guy’s penis who owns or is friends with the guy who owns the yacht…because it being banged out, would make more sense out of this situation….unless it is always banged out, or maybe a girl’s cameltoe ability has nothing to do with how banged out her pussy is, or how tight her pussy is, but rather how fat her pussy lips are, or how jacked up her bikini is in that pussy…

So many questions, none of which matter, because this is Rita Ora, Rihanna impersonator, fame whore, working the scene, like a stripper works the pole, hoping for a lap dance that finds her a rich guy like she was Coco…and whether she’s officially a celebrity who gets invited to very expensive yachts – since rich people like their prostitutes to have more going on for them, like a record deal, than other hookers who are just hookers…or not…doesn’t change the fact that she’s got a legendary cameltoe…in a white bikini bottom, which for many years, has been a fetish of mine….because #seethrough when wet…

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2015

04

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Underwear for Instagram of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a good friend of mine, so good that she blocked me on social media, after her dad told me off, because she couldn’t handle the love….you know these emotionally unavailable, damaged rich kids with celebrity parents, trying to figure out their way while being in the shadow of their parents, but in a world where people are judging her and her every move, while all other celebrity kids are booking modeling jobs, even the short ones, while she’s all tall but can’t seem to pull off shit, so instead ends up in rehab dealing with her confused teen angst and/or lesbianism with some abused black girl rapper who sings about being raped…dark…

So to speak to all the noise that is going on in her trust funded rich kid life and to all the people looking on judging, she’s done ver important things, like post these underwear pics…and I like them…even though I know I go up to her big girl shoulder…and even in my 300 pounds of disgusting, would look small compared to her…monster fetish…

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2015

04

Aug

Blake Lively VS Tomatos of the Day

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If you had told me Blake Lively or really any girl rolling around in tomatoes was erotic, I would have called you crazy, actually, i wouldn’t have, because I know as well as you do, that to the right person, anything is erotic…from used tampons in public washroom bathrooms, to shit filled panties, to the most disgusting of thing you can think of….

I just wouldn’t have thought that I saw anything interesting or exciting in anything Blake Lively and her big mom potato head participates in, but I guess the white t-shirt was good strategic planning… because see through shirts…under any and all circumstances…on any and all girls…wet from any and all substances…is erotic…whether it is participating in a cultural experience, like this or in a kiddie pool in my basement, it is a good enough time for me.

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2015

04

Aug

Kaylee Defer’s Breast Feeding of the Day

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Kaylee Defer is on the Free the Nipple campaign, that like most Feminist campaigns, other than maybe pay equity in Hollywood, or really all jobs, because let’s face it, girls are better working than dudes, as dudes are too busy thinking about sex…is a totally unnecessary campaign..

It’s like these people are fighting a cause that doesn’t need to be fought. I don’t think pulling out a tit to feed your kid has ever been something people frown upon or are disgusted by, it’s kind of the whole point of tits, and the sexualization of tits, is a real thing, we all jerk off to tits, but seeing a girl feed her kid is just nature’s beauty that I can jerk off to, because we all jerk off to tits…and any excuse to pull them out, even a lecherous child, is good enough for me, so long as I see the tits..

You may be asking who Kaylee Defer is…and I don’t have those answers for you…but she is breast feeding.

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2015

04

Aug

Justin Bieber in a Bikini of the Day

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So the Justin Bieber impersonator of the year is Ruby Rose from Orange is the New Black, who is rumored to be a transman, you know a girl who transitions to a dude by taking hormones and cutting off her tits, while growing a dick…

I just think she looks like a fashionable, dark, lesbian…that people like because she reminds them of Angelina Jolie, but maybe people just like big lips on a rock and roll, bullshit tattooed frame…

Because lesbian is trendy, lesbian is now, gender is an obscure concept, we are all just people…people who seem to try pretty hard to identify and differentiate themselves, while being just like everyone else…

Girls are all about this chick…and I think it’s gotta do with her looking like Bieber…or possibly being Bieber…and here she is in a Bikini top…because she’s still a girl and wears bikini tops…

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2015

04

Aug

Some UK Soap Star’s Cellulite Ass of the Day

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Jennifer Metcalfe is some UK soap star, which I assume is code for middle class hooker, with a solid vehicle to marry and get pregnant by a soccer player…so long as she looks like a Glamour model…

Well she was in a bikini, which is exciting, because bikinis are all that matter, as you know if you visit any site, including but not limited to instagram, or your high school crush’s facebook vacation photo album for masturabtion material…it doesn’t even matter who is in the bikini just so long as the bikini happened…

Well she is 31, is a fitness instructor in her spare time, and girls in the UK, mainly trashy fat ones who watch her Soap Opera from their trailer park, you know the gypsy kind, probably hate how hot she looks…

Well she has cellulite, which I think we should shame, even though I know all girls have cellulite, it’s what makes for a good booty, but I like to perpetuate unrealistic ideals in women…like no cellulite…to keep them insecure and oppressed for my dick.

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2015

04

Aug

Elizabeth Gillies Big Bikini tits of the Day

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Elizabeth Gillies is some Disney star I’ve never heard of…but she’s in a bikini top showing off her fat tits…and America loves fat tits, so maybe this will help America love Elizabeth Gillies, I mean I am sure that is what she’s going for, because all these bitches, I’m talking on all levels, from these “hippie vegan lesbian feminists”….to the fame whore sugar babies…all want to be fucking famous…

We live in a cartoon, or film set…the world…is a series of all these try hard fakes..who identify with whatever it is they think is cool at the time…but something that’s been consistently cool for all time…has been the bikini top…so at least there’s that.

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2015

04

Aug

Tov Love at Lollapalooza of the Day

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Music festivals are terrifying….100,000 people, usually lame people following the trends, carted into a field to watch their favorite acts amongst each other, in what they think is some spiritual liberating experience thanks to the drugs…like they were in the 1960s, this was Woodstock and this was some cultural revolution, when really it’s just a cash grab from the labels…and acts…

Seriously, big ticket prices, big pay days, no pressure to really perform well. This past weekend there were 3 or 4 music festivals that acts were bouncing between…in Chicago, Toronto, Montreal and LA…

It’s crazy…but not as crazy as this Tov Love, who is usually naked’s, leotard that really showcases her gunt…