2015
26
May
It was memorial day…so I forgot to post the stepLINKS….we call that being drunk…and passing out at 8 pm….
This is as far as a got with them….
Here are some stepLINKS…
Katy Perry on Russell Brand.
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Tits on TV
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So Many Big Fucking Tits…
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Female Kickboxer Trolling of the DAy
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Sofia Vergara’s Ex Can File of Custody of their Embryos
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Black Family Asked to Leave the Neighborhood
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Most Oblivious Driver
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Cindy Crawford at LAX
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Hot Sports Wife…
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Charli XCX Upskirt
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Lily Collins is Cute
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Pixie Lott – Nip Slip
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Some Fame Whore of the Day
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Jodie Sweetin – Full House Full Tits
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Tove Lo in a Bikini
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Coffee Lowers Erectile Dysfunction
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Dog Tries to Think His Way Through a Problem
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Girl Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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The Abnormally Muscular Kangaroo
GO
Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
25
May
Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal….
So am I….
This can go one of three ways, either I “accidentally” bump into her, she falls in love, and I go along with it because I liked her nude selfies and appreciate the K-Fed Hustle..of knocking up someone rich and famous for a life of luxury…..OR…I get arrested for stalking…even though I would never do anything of the sort…but you know these egos think you’re after them when they find you hiding under their beds in a hotel room….OR…I won’t have any interaction with her at all, thanks to not running inot the same circles….
But What I can still do is stare at her ass in leggings…and remember those nudes…that put her on the map for me, because prior to those nudes…she was pretty much invisible in sex appeal…but just some awkward thing getting too much positive affirmation…but those nudes…changed everything. That’s why I think they are staged…
TO SE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence
2015
25
May
Here’s Taylor Swift rocking the mic like a porn chick rocks the dick because she plays the wholesome looking for love kind of girl, it’s good for marketing, when really she’s just looking for dick to fill that emptiness because she’s got everything else she could ever want in life…from money to fame to success..to an audience…and the one thing she can never get too much of is the D.
All this to say, I like her at this angle..
Posted in:Taylor Swift
2015
25
May
Here’s some Salma Hayek with her big tits busting out of her dress for some magazine, because Salma Hayek is all about the big tits busting out, because the big tits busting out is the skills that I am sure she think god gave her to feed a nation…or at least feed their sexual fantasies…back when tits mattered….before the ass took the fuck over..and in terms of Mexicans…she’s one of the hottest..and I guess more accomplished since most Mexicans I know work as nannies, maids, gardeners, and hotel staff…but I guess it’s because they don’t get them Hayek tits…these Hayek tits..that I probably have masturbated to, but that I think probably only because I was trying to connect with my Mexican mother, who was also a hooker, before dying…
Yay…
Posted in:Salma Hayek
2015
25
May
I remember when trashy hoochie girls used to go out to the club in their low rise jeans with their thongs over their hips…so that you could see tramp stamp and what I guess was called Whale Tail..in what was one of the weirder trends in the history of white trash / hispanic trash / what the fuck are you wearing…because as much as I love panties shoved up an ass and pussy…I just hated the kind of girl who would rock that look…the kind of girl who has evolved into the instagram model…you know not hot enough to be a real model, but slutty enough to get people to stare at them, but confusing those stares for being hot enough to be a real model, making them only affordable to rich dudes who can afford their hourly rate…of sugar baby…
All this to say, Selena Gomez, reminds me of that….in this futuristic 1998 club skank look…and I guess that’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2015
25
May
Apparently this is a see through dress on Michelle Rodriguez, which I guess is a nice change of outfit from her usual bull dyke with a strap on dildo so that she can double penetrate her bitches like Zac Effron without having to invite another dick into the mix…if you know what I mean…and I hope you do…becuase I don’t…
I remember she dated Cara Delevingne I think…then Zac Effron…just all over the map in self discovery…but the one thing she’s been consistent on is not being very hot throughout the whole thing…
But a See through Dress…that I don’t think is see through…could be exciting…if it wasn’t on Michelle Rodriguez, since we’ve already seen her topless and it was uneventful…making this real uneventful…and lucily so is my life…so I’ll post it..
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez
2015
25
May
Shanina Shaik is one o f the new contract workers for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret took the porn model of Contract workers to the lingerie fashion world, because they realize if they invest in a girl, they need to control that girl, and use that girl to increase the equity of their brand…pretty basic…
Where it gets confusing is why these girls venture off to other companies that aren’t VS doing shoots that could be VS…I assumed it was because VS owned the factories all these brands are produced in…but think it is more to do with creating the illusion of relevance…
All this to say ,Shanina is a model no one in Portugal ever heard of, yet she claims to be Portuguese, making me assume, she’s just another one they built in a lap to replace Lima…and I guess what it comes down to is that this Free People shoot…is actually promoting Victoria’s Secret…because Victoria’s Secret are clever marketers…making you think of them when you see the girls…brain washing!!!
TO SEE HER LEAVING A YACHT IN CANNES CLICK HERE
Posted in:Shanina Shaik
2015
25
May
Here are some Candice Swanepoel pictures from her instagram for those of you who don’t follow her on instagram because you realize that social media is a ridiculous way to live and document your life…like you were some kind of Truman Show motherfucker without realizing you’re less interesting and no one fucking cares what you are doing but they think they do…since that’s how they’ve been conditioned…
I mean, she’s a bikini and lingerie model…these pics are probably from one of her catlog shoots, and the only one I really dig is the close up crotch shot…because at least it’s something edgier in this tame and boring era of vapid existence…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2015
25
May
Russian Billionaire Kid Pays People to Drink is Piss
Where’s Waldo During the Napal Earthquake
Vine Swing into a Cave
Lightning Strikes…
People in Guadeloupe are Insane…
Waitress Slaps Customer
Bully Gets Beat
Meth head on JIm Morrison
Asian Parenting
Man VS Airline Staff
Little Girl Hooks Boat…
Bully Gets bottle to the Face
Naked Russian…
