Maja Krag is a Danish model, and if you know anythong about me and my family, we fucking love danish….from Cheese Danish, to Strawberry Danish, to Chocolate Danish, to pretty much any Danish, just as long as it is a Danish, including but not limited to Maja Krag…who I’d eat all day…and not just because she’s 20, and I’d eat any 20 year old all day, but because she’s amazing looking, in all her tall, topless, posing…as cheesy as I find posing in photos when you’re a model to be…it’s like can you be any more embarrassing and obnoxious in your narscisism, I guess if these were a selfie, she could…and they may be…who knows…who cares…she’s hot as fuck…I’m into it.
It’s no secret that everyone, even ugly chicks, consider themselves Instagram models, and some of them actually get work, if they hustle instagram properly…and every time I meet a 4 foot 11, 200 pound, broken down faced girl….with a fat ass…who tells me “I’m a model, just working on my personal brand, because I am an influencer, and it is important for me to really represent myself properly”…before posting pictures of her spread ass just barely covered…for the 100,000 followers she’s got…because she spreads her ass on the internet…
The real issue is that most of these girls, especially the ones with low level followers, are just hookers or surgar babies, pretending they aren’t hookers are sugar babies…
Anett Pikula…goes one step further…and got arrested in Arizona with 135,000 dollars of cocaine…it’s like suck that instagram model who wants that millionaire life….and get her to cross the border because border guards are idiots and see through your “model” act..with a passport with stamps from around the world..as fast as everyone else in the world does..hooker..
Here are her average at best, hardly a model, but she was taken around by a rich guy….so I guess that makes her think she is…it’s easier to stomach…a stomach that is too big in that bathing suit to be a “model”…
Poptart Drake makes me laugh. He is not authentic, he borrows shit all the time, he is just marketable as fuck…I just don’t understand how a child star who was slated for a Disney special in terms of acting, but who decided “shit, I’m not cool, rap is cool, I’m an actor, I can act better than these hood rappers, my dad I never met was a musician, maybe I’ll obsessively do this and ride my celebrity and make as much money as possible, so people forget who I really am”….and it worked…dude, a Jewish business man, with an ability to work his way to the fucking top…
Anyway, Meek Mill, is hating on Drake, I don’t cover Rap Music, but Bill Cosby hates on it, he’s more into RAPE music…
Meek Mill says Drake can’t write his own songs, or doesn’t write his own songs, even though no one writes their own song in music, and I believe that writing raps requires very little talent that a 3 year old could pull off, if they can read the internet, so I’d be surprised if he can’t….and I don’t think it matters if he does or doesn’t, he can sell product, so who cares who writes the songs, Drake isn’t street, he’s fucking Bieber,…not literally..fucking Bieber…but is the same level of cheese as Bieber, only I can stomach Drake’s music…amd he may be fucking Beiber…I mean Usher is…
Here’s the dis, because beef, are what the people want….
Stop comparing drake to me too…. He don't write his own raps! That's why he ain't tweet my album because we found out! ????
Doesn’t matter…Drake has a hit song with Nicki Minaj…and that she’s on tour, in Montreal tonight actually, hit me up girl..
All this to say, Drake is a poptart…this beef is not a beef, it’s just homotional….
This is just the WWE, WWF, Hip Hop beef to generate buzz, conflict, controversy on the basic of basic “Gladiator” dramatic curve people fucking love…and these assholes just make lots of money doing…
Here’s the dis track, because beef, is what the people want….
Here’s Some Nicki Minaj, the girl, I assume is a girl, caught in the middle of this fight, because #money…in a Meek Mill song they are Promoting….
It’s just a vehicle for all idiots to jump on this nonsense, because the world is no dealing with actual issues…
People, artists, especially hugely marketable performers, all collaborate and credit motherfuckers…so Drake doesn’t write all his own songs…fascinating…no one does, these are just puppets made to make money and I guess we’re participating in that…
The elephant in the room…is a Lion…and the dentist who convinces local guide’s to poach the prized Lion out of the park it was living at…to shoot it dead…for absolutely no fucking reason..but to have a pic..that luckily went viral, to shame this motherfucker…
Not because I think a Dentist killing a lion is the end of the world, or the biggest problem in the world, or even a “bandwagon” cause…becuase I think killing an animal senseless, especially a lion, deserves to put an asshole in hiding, and remembered for the rest of his life as that guy…
Here’s Kimmel on it..
I think it’s safe to say, if you’re going to do kill anyone, kill prostitutes, especially the homeless kind….
So I don’t believe in hitting girls…even when they make you really fucking mad…
But I do believe in paying mean and angry lesbians, the kind who fucking HATE pretty girls, to punch the girls who piss me off in the face…you know because sometimes getting punched in the face fixes cunt behavior..
Unfortunately, I think there is a crime in doing that, so I just stay apathetic and emotionless, never angry, always not caring….
Here’s the rest of the pics…that are actually links you have to click…
Cara Delevingne is a cunt, a spoiled cunt, who has everything handed to her, because that’s how life works for spoiled cunts, she’s even got celebrity friends, and lovers…who she grinds her pussy up against…so that she gets in the paparazzi to convert to a bigger scale career….and it worked, becuase she’s in a movie…and in promoting that movie she used Sarcasm…
Some idiot morning news idiot asked her if she read the book of the movie she’s in….
In what we can all agree is the dumbest fucking question you could ask someone in her first movie role….
So I am on Cara’s side here, because sometimes, you just gotta be a cunt to people…
One of the many things I don’t understand about hollywood, pop culture, things that are famous….things that make money…things that go viral…is Anna Kendrick..
If you told me she was a camp councillor at 35, or still working on her bachelor degree because she can’t pass one of her classes in “communications”…with big dreams of working the local news weather desk….or even if she worked a daycare, or a waitress at a chain restuarant, not even something trendy…I would believe you..
But here she is, one of the biggest, most high paid, award winning….actresses….
Proving there is no justice…in this world…
But there are bikinis, so we can just focus on those.
Original Bruce Jenner…only never confirmed..Nicole Scherzinger…still has a rocking body, because I guess when you have a good amount of testosterone to estorgen ratio…and some fake tits, you can stay ripped in your “transition”…
Unlike Bruce Jenner, she hasn’t confirmed anything for the reality show, it may work against her fucking rich dudes, but rich dudes love trannies, but maybe they like keeping that secret…
But like Bruce Jenner, she’s waited until people don’t care about her before pulling out the tit.
Heidi Klum is 100 years old in model years, 50 in human years, 350 in dog years…and one in hot retired models…
She still has a rockin body in her bikini, and the body is what you look at, as faces can be botoxed to shit and don’t count, but body, that takes work..
It’s amazing that her pussy was blown the fuck out by SEAL….because you know it was blown the fuck out by SEAL…and not just from the SEAL PUPS she squirted out…but the process in creating those SEAL PUPS…
And I guess what I am saying is – Ethnic Cleansing….from the 40s in Germany…at there most famous camp, that wasn’t the same Jewish camp all you Jewish kids went to…it’s a different one….that I think created science that made this…
