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2015

22

Jul

Kim Kardashian for Vogue Spain of the Day

Here’s some Kim Kardashian in Vogue Spain, because like Rolling Stone, and so many magazines before them, they figure, the world is obsessed with this whore family, let’s all milk them like the cows that they are, even though we all collectively agree that we want them to disappear…and die off…rich kid groupies with sex tapes shouldn’t be this “important”…

That said, the marketing hook on this one is that she’s got no make-up on, something that I don’t believe, because she’s put on so much make-up over the years, that she’s always got make-up on, not to mention all the plastic surgery and fillers and other bullshit like her Kanye cum soaked face…and retouching…there’s absolutely no such thing as a Kardashian that is “natural”….or “pure”…

These are the garbage hookers of our generation…and they need to be killed off…

Nice diaper trick..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2015

22

Jul

Taylor Swift KEDs of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the new big set of feet because she’s tall for KEDS…

You know living out her model dream….now that she’s stole the souls of all the models she hangs out with, thanks to technology she’s developed in her evil empire with her billions of dollars and fame that she uses to lure these idiots in….

Only unlike models, this one gets the real payday because her “brand” embodies so much, and her audience is so engaged in her shitty music, that she’s more than just an instagram model, like all the other models, she’s got purpose…

All it takes is shitty fucking songs…and a good marketing campaign…

The real idiot in all this is me…because KEDS doesn’t pay me for this nonsense…and it’s not like there’s exposed labia or anything fun going on…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

22

Jul

Yana Sotnikova by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

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I don’t know who this model is…

But her name is Yana Sotnikova …

Which seems about right..

Her instagram is HERE

And these pictures are by ALESSANDRO CASSAGRANDE , who is a pretty awesome photographer I don’t know, but who gets models naked for those of us who get ignored or restraining orders from models, since they don’t like use following them home at night…waiting for them change so that we can capture some pics of them to masturbate to..

Not that I’d ever do that…I’m too lazy…but you would…becuase pussy inspires you..

Posted in:Yana Sotnikova

2015

22

Jul

Mean Lesbian Wants You To “Learn How to Speak English” and Other Videos of the Day

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Man VS Bus

Scene from Final destination

Chick Fight Ends With Ketchup

Golfer KIlls Seagull

Long Beach Man Hole Cover Explodes

Couple With Their “Shark Proof Cages”

Fucking With your Drunk Uncle

Couple Having Sex in the Restaurant…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As disgusting as being a social recluse who doesn’t shower….who gets drunk and goes on random adventures, exploring the evil depths of the human condition, with depraved sexual deviants and addicts…

At least I’m not living the suburban middle management dream….with two kids I want to kill off…and a wife who spends all the shitty money I make to barely keep up with the neighbors who always seem to have the nicer car, BBQ, and even got a pool this year…

Sure, I’m married, but she’s disabled and I just live off her money…

It doesn’t count…

What does count are the morning links…

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Nicki Minaj Is the Only Person to Take VMA Nominations Serioiusly…
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Luka Magnotta Found Love
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People Love this Brazilian Street Sweeper Who is Now an INstagram Model
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Fifty Cent Pretends to Be Fake Rich
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The Prankster who Tells People He’s Fucking Their Girl
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Unnecessary Censorship….
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Julia Pereira THong Bikini
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25 Best Death Scenes from Sharknado
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Raica Oliveira Photoshoot
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Heidi Klum Lingerie
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Big Round amazing Asses
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Waterballoons of the Day
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Emojo Movie is Happening
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Khloe Kardashian in a White Lovely Dress
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2015

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It seems that telling a girl that the only plastic surgery she needs being a labia reduction is more offensive to them than telling them they need a sex change…which means girls are more offended by you saying they have a meaty pussy – than saying they are the kind of man bitch…

That’s weird to me…but not as weird as trying to figure out if squirt is pee…or if it is squirt…or if it if a combination of both…because they only test subject I have requires and funded expedition to find the pussy hole on her heavy set self…and they only think that squirts out of her is infection…that’s my wife…

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Girls in Thigh Highs
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Cara Delevingne is Single
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Instagram Model in a Bikini
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Rebel Granny Getting Tattoo
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Slut of the Day
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Olivia Wilde Nipples
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More Lohan in a Bikini
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Blake Shelton Kicked Miranda Lambert Out for Cheating On Him…
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The Hollywood Golden Girls
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Road Rage Incident!
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Brazilian Sweeper…You Want to Fuck…
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You Cant Leave Your Kid at Waffle House
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I Assume This is a 90210 Porn….
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Diner Wars!
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Fame Whores Exposing Their Tits
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Eva Longoria’s Cameltoe
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Rachel Hilbert in a Bikini
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Jennifer Flavin and Sistine in Bikinis
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Coins Dance in Dry Ice..
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Knotty Tree
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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini
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Khloe Kardashian Got Her Own Show – She’s the New Oprah
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Fan Girls!
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Victoria Justice – Tight Dress
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Shannon Decker in a Sports Bra
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Torrie Wilson Nude in Playboy
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Adreinne Bailon’s Huge Cleavage
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Father Crashes Plane and Dies Doing a FLyover at Daughter’s Wedding..
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Peyton List is a Disney Chick You’ll Want to Fuck
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Ashley Benson in a Dress
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Stephen Hawking Got 100 Million Dollars to Find Aliens
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Girls Tugging At Clothes
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Chloe Grace Shorts
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Paz De La Huerta’s Lawsuit is Amazing because She’s Amazing
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Get Your Naked News
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Stripper Olympics
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Bro – You’re Ruining the Shot
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Sex Position of the Day
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Top 5 Boob Inventions
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TITS Scenes in Movies
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Strip Basketball
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Greek Slut Does Selfies
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Sexy Shot Gunning Weed
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Naked Girl and A Blunt
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2015

21

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is Broken of the Day

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These Lindsay Lohan bathing suit pictures…is all I’ve ever fucking needed…

They are everything I’ve ever been looking for…

I couldn’t have dreamt of a better way to spend today….or everyday…this is the end all, be all of humanity…

Lohan, in a white, lace, thong looking bathing suit, bloated, pregnant, or fat….

There’s just so much going on in this…I can’t even process it…I just stare…and love every second of it..

Lohan is the meaning of life…even when she’s dead on the inside…

Lohan is sent from heaven….even though she looks like she’s destined for heaven when her heart stops…not that I believe in that shit…

Lohan is connected to my soul…and I hope she’s getting my telepathic messages of love…

Because I appreciate this perfection….

I need this perfection…

She’s all that matters…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

21

Jul

Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

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A day is not a day…unless 12 year old Kylie Jenner shows us that if you’re raised in the proper loveless, self involved, vapid whore household….you’re never too young to show off your tits…hell you don’t even need to have tits to be whored out where she’s from…they start that shit when you’re in the womb and just keep it up…until America stops caring, but America seems to never stop caring…and I guess it’s because there is just so many of them, you can’t avoid them…coming at us from every angle, market, brand..they are everywhere…and so is this cleavage…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

21

Jul

Rachel Hilbert for Galore of the Day

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I don’t know who Rachel Hilbert is.

I am going to assume she doesn’t fucking matter..

I am also going to assume she’s an instagram model…pretending to be an actual model…because brands only care about hiring instagram models…because instagram models. help build their instagram and everyone fucking loves instagram…I’ll just assume she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling…but maybe I’m wrong…maybe she’s the rare “found in a bus shelter” teen runaway success story…but I’m sticking to rich kid..

Oh…apparently, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model….which I don’t think is that much better than being an instagram model, which doesn’t mean she’s not an instagram model, it just means that a big horrible evil brand has taken her under their wing to peddle their shit to her audience…and I guess what I am saying is that this would be better if she was naked…

Posted in:Rachel Hilbert|SFW

2015

21

Jul

The Tits from Blurred Lines Video in a “Deleted” Instagram of the Day

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I love when “The Tits from Blurred Lines Video” releases a half naked pictures of herself for a few hours on her instagram….probably when the people at instagram are off work, so that her account doesn’t get deleted like she was a pornographer, because she is a pornographer, just strategic in her pornography, giving it to her fans in little packets, making you feel like you need to follow her so you don’t miss anything….

But the truth is, she blocked me years ago, and I still live the same life I lived back when I did follow her, since these girls don’t fucking matter, even if they think they do.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW