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2023

11

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight pants are alright considering bitches don’t walk around naked yet. I guess it’s the closest thing we get to seeing them naked, so how can you hate it……

I guess that’d be true if the only girls who wore tight pants were hotties and not big fat slobs who think they are hot since dudes are willing to fuck them because dudes are fucking perverts and they will fuck anything….

Unfortunately, the majority of tight pants being worn these days are on fatties, thanks to the whole elasticity holding them together where button-up pants can’t….

Unfortunately, the majority of women these days are fatties, it’s an epidemic they pretend isn’t an epidemic…but rather body positivity or some shit.

Fortunately, the hotties in tight pants post their tight pants on the internet to amplify their tight pants and not let their tight pants go to waste on local, real life, audiences, you know since internet is real life an what was once called real life is the time spent between real life…..

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2023

11

Apr

Mariah Carey Bikini Tits of the Day

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As much as they say crazy bitches are good fucks, and as much as they’ve packaged Mariah Carey as being a crazy bitch….

And as much as they’ve pulled the standard obesity diversion by fixating on the big bitch’s tits…..

Even though she’s likely been on Ozempic and is no longer as obese as she still was, all bloated by her crazy pills and feeding her feelings and instability with compulsive eating she’s managed to scale back on…

She’s old as shit….and I will not be jerkin off to her tits hanging out of her weird ass BURKINI muslim swimsuit she’s whoring up with a creepy ass looking, probably filtered, since everything is AI face….

Mariah Carey in the 90s when forced to jerk off to music videos, is not the Mariah Care of 30 years later…..but her tits are huge…so not something to ignore in her cries for attention in a “remember me….”…..

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2023

11

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Despite the propaganda of the fatties on the internet want you to believe….

And despite the propganda of the tough guy bros who are actually closet cases but try to over compensate for their wanting dick in their mouths and asses….

Tiny Tits matter….

The are like a midget at the wrestling match, bringing so much spirit that you don’t even notice the full sized or obese wrestlers in the ring with the motherfucker….

The tiny tits come with built in manageable perks that anyone who genuinely likes tits will appreciate, since they are tits.

So here are some tiny tits….doing their best to stand up to the OPPRESSORS that want them to feel unworthy for being TINY and not sloppy and large….

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2023

11

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley White Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if this is current LIZ HURLEY, or if it’s her son in a Liz Hurley LATEX mask from the people who supply the guys who play international politicians….

He is trans and doing the “blackface” equivalent of man playing a woman seems to be in his wheelhouse…successful TUCK….

Maybe it’s a face filter, or some strategic face fillers that unlike Madonna almost pass as a natural look, despite her being the same age as Madonna..

Maybe it’s photoshop….or from the archives of content she produced decades ago, so that she could exist long after she died as masturbation fodder for the fans…

I just know LIZ HURLEY’s old ass titty is spilling out of a white bikini….

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2023

11

Apr

Fishnet Friday on a Tuesday of the Day

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Fishnet Fridays on a Tuesday still count to someone who appreciates the Fishnet for it’s classic, 100s of year legacy since the first fisherman wrapped his wife up in a net because she was trying to reject his sex….unless the fishnet was named after a whore with rank pussy by the pervert who decided to wrap her in MESH….

Either way, it’s familiar, nostalgic and feels like home, especially if your mom was the kind of woman who turned tricks and walked around the house in her whore outfit….or if you found your mom’s sex video from the night she decided to try to spice up her sex life with your dad on their 20th anniversary and you watched it over and over in a pre-internet porn life…

Point of the story, granny wore them, great granny wore them, mom wore them….and you may wear them…so let’s celebrate them!

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2023

11

Apr

Booty Pushing Ice and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Lingerie on the Beach

Tight Dress

Dumb Dancing

Swimming Ass

Families who Whore Together

Underwater Ass

Dumb Dances

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The stepLINKS are back motherfuckers…

I know what you’re thinking, why would I bother wasting my time bringing these outdated bullshits back….

I was thinking the same thing, because I really didn’t want to do these stepLINKS….

My week off of the stepLINKS was an eye opening experience of how old timey I am and no wonder I keep missing the MONEY TRAINS…..

So I agree, in an AI world of social media memes, I realize how much of a waste of time they are….but I also realize how much of a waste of time this format and website is too…and I can’t go without updating IT….

So here I am doing my stepLINKS…..the same old routine for what may be another 20 years of broke degeneracy from my awkward corner of the internet….assuming I can keep paying the server…WHICH I DON’T…

So TAKE IT IN while it lasts….since NOTHING lasts forever….especially not meaningless, irrelevant commentary and links to random sites that no once bothers clicking because instagram’s got all the nudes…

Fuck progress…here are some stepLINKS…

Ashley Benson Bikinis on Vacation
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The Viral Golf Fan from the Masters
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Halle Berry Nude on the Balcony
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Kim Kardashian in a SwimSuit
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10 Best Movie Characters of the Last 25 Years
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LFO’s Last Member is Continuing to Tour Despite Death Curse….
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Madison Beer in a Tight Skimpy Outfit
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Rear Nudity from TV
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Keanu Reeves is Going to Broadway
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Bullets in Slow Motion
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Eugenie Bouchard Working Out
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Miranda Kerr Does Easter Hot
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Debbie St Pierre is a Hot Easter Bunny
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Snow Leopard Falls Off a Cliff
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Solving a Maze with Water
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NFL Girlfriend in a Bikini Looking Good
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Iggy Azalea Bikinis
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Iskra Lawrence Bikinis
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Joy Corrigan’s See Through Dress
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Rumer Willis Shows Off Baby Bump
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Titanic Survivor Talks About the Event
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Josie Canseco Rollerblades!
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Samara Weaving Reads in her Bikini
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Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Thirst Trap
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Highlights from the Stunt Show
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Jake Paul’s New Girl Jutta the Speed Skater Working Out
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Molly Sims Rocks a Bikini
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Heidi Klum is a Topless Easter Bunny
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Tori Spelling Gets Eye Ulcer
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Frustrated Bus Driver
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Rescued Baby Chimp Jumps in Rescuer’s Arms
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Suspect is Smarter Than Interrogator
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Paige VanZant’s Lime Green Bikini
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EmRata Brings Cleavage
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Kate Bosworth is Engaged to the Mac Guy
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Train Travels Across the Highway
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Olivia Culpo’s Engaged
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Sommer Ray Brings BOOTY
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Harry Potter TV Series is Happening
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Truck VS Low Bridge
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Massive Red Riding Hood Tattoo on a Back is Wild
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Workout with Kara Del Toro!
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Cats and Dogs Playing with Clucking Chicken Toy
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Camille Kostek in a Bikini to Celebrate Gronk Staying Retired
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Nude Model OSY
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Brake Checkin Driver Gets Pulled Over
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Cutting Glass Bottles into Spirals Tutorial
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Dog Wanders Onto the Soccer Field for Belly Rubs
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Chris Cheilios Lists 75 Million Dollar Home
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Joy Corrigan See Through To Tits
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Dove Cameron in a Racy Photoshoot
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Kim Garner Thong Bikini
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Ellie Goulding on the Town
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Madelyn Cline in a Photoshoot
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Gwyneth Paltrow Walks the Streets
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Ambrosio at a Party
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Britney Spears Leaves a Jet Looking Nuts
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Tallia Storm’s Underwear in Public
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Lucy Hale Ass in Leggings
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Melanie Griffith Old Tits in Jeans
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Mila Kunis in a Black Dress
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Big Handbra Tits
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Hot Blonde Strips Out of Bikini
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Baby Got Back
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Butt Plug In
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot Natural Tits
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One Hitter Quitters
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Plane Handjob
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Stand Up Sex
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29 Shit Days
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Videogames on the Dildo
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Grip on the Dildo
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Does Her Ass Look Fat
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Pounded by the Fuck Machine
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Married Woman’s Anal Casting
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Naked Picnic
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Mental Mondays
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Sitting on the Dildo
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Pussy Playing Brunettes
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Standing Dildo
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Amateur Orgy
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Creamy on the Dildo
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Amateurs Fuck in an Alley
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Nude Titty Model Jackie Loves
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Girl Fucking the Dildo
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2023

10

Apr

Iggy Azalea Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Iggy Azalea may be some fake ass shit, whether it’s the actual fake ass, the fake origin story, the fake ass, the fake accent, the exploitation of the HIP HOP CULTURE….CULTURAL APPROPRIATION because she’s a faker….and that’s been annoying over the years….

But she’s hopped onto OnlyFans, producing half naked content because it’s a trend, it’s a cash grab, it’s a hustle, it’s a way to generate attention and marketing buzz…..and now that she’s naked…or half naked…still fake…but far less annoying…when half naked in her content on the internet.

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2023

10

Apr

Rebecca Black Braless Big Tits of the Day

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Part of me has no choice but to hate Rebecca Black for being a pop culture event that has made the worst people quote her silly song that she released as a kid about it being FRIDAY….the TGIF anthem for the normies thanks to early YOUTUBE viral videos that made people quote silly songs, or BORAT or other dumb memes….instead of indoctrinating them into some weird genders, or weird propaganda, or weird politics, or whatever weirdness the propaganda machine is pushing on us through social media these days…..

But then I look at her tits and I am more impressed…

Part of me is also impressed by her for being part of a huge cultural event at a young age….whether it was because of her team, or her own doing, doesn’t really matter….it’s impressive that she’s a meme…

But then I am more impressed by her tits, they are huge…..and in a tight possibly sheer tank top. BIG THINGS!

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2023

10

Apr

Rita Ora Boring Beach of the Day

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Rita Ora posted up some beach pictures. She’s hardly half naked, despite it being a beach and everyone and their granny go to the beach basically half naked…all thonged up.

So Rita Ora, someone who has used her body as a marketing tool the last decade, about to hop onto some tour that is what I assume to be her last hurrah at making her popstar dreams come true since she’s an old married hag at this point….

Rita Ora, someone who has fucked all kinds of people, so many that letting a few more million see her naked wouldn’t really have any impact on anything….

Rita Ora, someone who has been in the gym trying to get her geriatric ass in shape so that she can handle touring and dancing on stage like she was still in her 20s….perfectly sculpted to be naked or near naked…..

Has decided to wear a fucking snow suit to the beach….maybe she’s scared of the sun and skin cancer, despite her olive, race ambiguous skin….

Anyway you look at it, it’s pretty tragic….she’s as young as she’s ever going to be and she’s not being exploitative, does she even know what ERA she’s in?

I guess she’s playing the “you CAN turn a HO into a HOUSEWIFE”….modest is the hottest angle and in a generation of SO MANY SLUTS, we’re WAIST DEEP in sluts, like when the apartment flooded due to a sewage back-up, only it’s sluts instead of sewage….modest is the hottest….and I’m ready to get to a MUSLIM place where ankles get me hard and not because I’ve jerked off to every other body part and scenario and ankles are all I have left, but because girls stop being whores and ankles are all they give us!

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