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2015

09

Jun

Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day

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I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time.

That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography…

So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me…

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Posted in:Grace Jones|NSFW

2015

09

Jun

13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day

I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is…

The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

09

Jun

Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly Together of the DAy

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Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly were together…and the only people who cared were people who probably the only people who still visit blogs to see what people like Mandy Moore is up to…you see the young people have probably never heard of her, she’s done a bad job staying relevant and the only people who do care are the 40 somethings who would jerk off to her when she was “jailbait”…

SO I would assume that this pic of her at the gym don’t matter, because she doesn’t matter, but for the people who love her, and still believe in her, this is probably a huge fucking deal and the level of pathetic in that is enough for me to taunt the fan boys with…I have a very dull life. I realize that. But at least I’m not the one looking into Mandy Moore because I actually care…I am just the one who’s saving a re-uploading the picture of Mandy Moore to prove just how much I don’t care…

Posted in:Mandy Moore

2015

09

Jun

Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Here’s a pretty valid fitness tip from Izabel Goulart, who was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, who figured out that she could make a difference in the life of fat Americans she has helped sell sweat shop produced shit quality panties to…and that difference is show them to to wear at to the gym…where they won’t quite look like her, hell they never do, and still bought the panties…and they won’t focus on getting as healthy or as fit as her, and if anything this will just make them feel like shit about themselves all while giving no practical advice to get in shape or lose weight…but rather is just her bending in perverted ways for the dudes…to perpetuate a losing battle with fat chicks that has created plus sized models…

Boring…but almost motivation to join a gym for masturbation purposes…even though the gym is less babes and more pigs trying to be babes…

Here’s the video anyway…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2015

09

Jun

The Other Kendall Jenner with the Lips Whoring at 17 of the DAy

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So the news that shouldn’t be news because it is absolutely irrelevant to the world…is that Kylie Jenner says that her mom “Kris” Jenner cut her off 3 years ago, because I guess it is a good storyline for the company that Seacrest’s writers came up with…that or she’s mad that her little baby is banging black rappers, even though she seems more like the kind of mother who is in the room, like a race horse breeder, sliding the cock in her kids cuz that pussy belongs to her and is money making machine….and it’ll only hurt a minute..

To assume this opportunist stage mother with 100 kids thanks to being an egotistical narcissist cunt…is anything more than a sociopath who actually cares about her family of Ks…is a ridiculous thought…but not as ridiculous as the shitty quality attention seeking pics this one, the other Kendall Jenner, who’s dad is a mom and mom is the devil, and who is luckily the last thing her mom shat out, and probably should have killed off in a postpartum depression that saved the fucking planet of the Kardashians…but I guess she’s too into herself for thqt…and more importantly – we’re not lucky enough for that..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

09

Jun

Miley Cyrus’ Vagina on Instagram of the Day

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I think it is funny that I have to flag my MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER as NSFW! because I got alcohol to buy and people who think this site is a porn site because of it…

Yet Miley Cyrus can post her MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER on her social media…because she’s Miley Cyrus….

I don’t love that I am writing about Miley Cyrus…like she matters, topless or showing pink pubes and I love pubes or not..cuz she’s a hippie cunt that is as hippie as a millionaire pop star can be..

I also don’t love that I’ve been banned off instagram 6 or 7 times to date – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and @step_GIRLS …and my pics get reported constantly…with girls clothed and in thong..

But I realized the hypocrisy in big business, ad agencies, and the media..back when I started blogging like a teen girl…to get in with the teen girls…always eighteen even though 14 was legal…I’m a creep but not that much of a creep or as much of a creep as Miley in this bullshit that I’ve already done 2 posts on…because I am watching TV and this is the low hanging fruit…

CLICK TO SEE MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

09

Jun

White Trash Walmart Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Mexican Hating Black WOman

Smoker of the Day

Lunatic in a Traffic Stop…

Deputy VS Drunk

Pitbull VS Cat in NYc

Naked Prophet Getting Beat on

Old Guy VS Drunk

Couple Sex Interrupted

Nudist Volleyball

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

09

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Failed pick-up line of the day was:

“So You Like Rashes?”

It didn’t get me laid…but that doesn’t mean I won’t keep tryijng..

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Big Tits of the Day
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60 Year Old Dancing Slut
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Magician Pulls Card Out of His Ass
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Kylie Jenner Says Kris Jenner Cut Her Off 3 Years Ago…Too Bad She Didn’t Cut Her Throat…
GO

What the Fuck is this Monster…
GO

Fame Whore in Lingerie
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Kate Moss is so Hot
GO

The same Dance in 100 Places
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7 Foot 3 Middle School Ball Player
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Lady Gaga and the Prince
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Bruce Jenner Drives like a Woman
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La Traffic….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not a pervert like jerking off on the bus cuz i can’t control myself…I am a pervert in that I like knowing what porn people watch, how they fuck, who they fuck, if they fuck…etc.

I think asking for nudes is my tourettes….

Here are some stepLINKS…


Girls with Huge Tits
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Beyonce Trolls the Internet
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TV Nudity of the Week
GO

Two New True Detective Trailers
GO

Big Fucking Tits of the DAy
GO

Jessica Alba Cleavage
GO

Mattress Girl has Sex Tape
GO

Leo is Suing French Magazine ABout A Story They Ran on Rihanna Being Pregnant
GO

Ghost Wakeboarding
GO

Demi Lovato’s Thunder Thighs..
GO

Kate Moss Got Kicked off a Plane for Calling the Pilot Basic
GO

Slut of the DAy
GO

The Sluts of the Tonys
GO

Shay Mitchell Nipple
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Heather Graham’s Legs
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Kate Bock in a Bikini
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Today in Thigh Gap
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Camper VS Glamper Rap Battle
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Brad Pitt is Going to be in a Netflix Movie…
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Hannah Davis Tits
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22 Times People Escaped from Prison and Got Away With It
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Apparently Selena GOmez is Faking Her Realtionship – Apparently No One Cares
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Michelle Lewin Wet
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In Case You missed It – Tough as Fuck Rugby Chick
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Stephen Curry Getting Quadruple Teamed
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Canada’s Weed Kid
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Radio Host VS Birds
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Araina Grande Leaving a Night Club
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20 GoT Characters Who Basically Disappeared from the Show
GO

The Slots of the Guy’s Choice Awards
GO

Entourage Bombed…
GO

This Dude is a Joker
GO

Hot Selfies
GO

Hottest Women of World Cup
GO

Tennesee Hail Storm
GO

Heather Morris is Not Cute
GO

Sarah Silverman Terrifies me
GO

Here’s What the Entourage Movie Should’ve Been Called
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Aubrey Plaza – Bikini
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Elle Fanning Workout Outfit
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Police On the Segway Fail
GO

Cosplay Girls…
GO

Staged Fame Whore Down Blouse Titty Grabbing
GO

Kate Moss is a Drunk Mess
GO

Fame Whore of the Day
GO

Clint Eastwood Made Caitlyn Jenner Joke…
GO

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Stoned girl Christina…
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Lacey Banghard Tits
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Mattress Girl Sex Tape
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Greek Slut of the DAy
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Snoring Roommate
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Charlotte McKinney Back
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Princess Leia Bondage
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Maybe the Streets of Chicago Aren’t Tough
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Backseat Twat Play
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Huge Boobs Happen
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Ass Cream
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The Hottest Thing To Do On the Internet -EVER…Ever…EVER!!
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Shampoo Bottle of the Day
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

08

Jun

Paper Magazine’s Miley Cover Tries to Break The Internet Again of the Day

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Paper Magazine is just mocking us now….they are showing you just how easy it is to go viral with the right starlet naked on the cover of their magazine…

I almost feel bad for the generation of kids growing up now….

There is absolutely nothing to be inspired by, it’s all just vapid low level noise…with very little substance but lots of fucking views…putting importance on everything that doesn’t actually matter…leading to a dumber fucking society, like the government wants…

Miley is a pig, posing with a pig…this isn’t news, interesting, news, anything…but the wild pics drop tomorrow…

Thanks Paper Magazine, Kim K’s ass balancing champagne wasn’t enough for you to prove your point that media is a joke…and the millions you made that day was enough to say “hey let’s do it again”…

Boring.

Here’s some pics from her instagram..

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