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2015

17

Jun

Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario Talk About Their Tits of the Day

I like when girls know their worth…

That’s not to say that all girls are only worth as much as their bra size…it is to say that Kate Upton is only worth as much as her bra size, which happens to be a lot, because she’s a fucking monster, making this Dinosaur comparison pretty accurate, as she’s old news…and three hundred fucking pounds…

This other latch on, Alexandra Daddario, also known for her tits, is just associating with Kate Upton tits, because those tits still generate some attention, even though they shouldn’t….

This isn’t news…in fact…I would be humiliated that I posted this if I actually cared and didn’t accept that this is the life I chose…

Here’s Kate Upton Tits…

Here’s Alexandra Daddario Tits…

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|Kate Upton|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Hilary Duff Lips of the Day

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I think both Hilary Duff and I have decided that her best feature is her lips…because before noticing her lips yesterday…she was just some thick legged mom who was famous as a teen and riding that rich as fuck…into the sunset…but now…she’s lips…maybe the wrong set of lips that I normally like staring at…I have a spread pussy, even with mom pussy, fetish…..but she’s an actor, and these idiots need to play it safe so that America doesn’t turn their back on them…so these lips will do.

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2015

17

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Adjusts Dog Collars of the Day

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I don’t know why I like Amanda Seyfried, but I do. I guess it is because she gets naked in movies, so I’ve seen her tits and ass, and figure she’s good enough, especially compared to the other actresses getting big jobs these days, who aren’t all that hot…I’m talking to you Anna Kendrick and Emma Stone…

Maybe I am into anything Lindsay Lohan because this one is her replacement, and when you don’t actually care about this shit on an emotional level, these idiots are all interchangeable…

So here she is bending over playing with a dog’s collar…probably in the same position she’s in when Justin Long sexual predator’s her…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Olga Kurylenko Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I am going to assume that these are old pics of Olga Kurylenko, because she’s now 35 and 35 year old, even when communist hookers, generally don’t get naked, unless they’ve been fired by their sugar daddy.

Her story is typical, she was imported to Paris at 16 by some rich pervert…pretending to make her a model with plans to takeover the world…when really she was brought over for sex….and has since been in a couple of movies….but more importanlty…has married rich guys, twice, for citizenship in non-communist countries and more importantly…for divorce settlements that mean she doesn’t need to work..

What matters is the bush….

Posted in:NSFW|Olga Kurylenko

2015

17

Jun

Bar Refaeli for Instagram of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is Jewish…but not the typical Jewish, but more the Israeli jewish, which is apparently not as much traditional Jewish holding onto the old culture and religion, but rather live in a Jewish society so it doesn’t really come into play since everyone there is jewish and that allows her to focus on what is important and that is partying, cocaine, her finace…and most importantly…her Leonardo DiCaprio glory days memories that I assume are in the form of herpes…all while posting pics of her old as fuck ass in a bikini on instagram….

I prefer when she does cartwheels..

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Christina Milian See Through Dress of the Day

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Christina Milian wore a see through dress…if you blow her out with a bright flash and adjust the picture settings…because if you were with her in person, you wouldn’t see her nipples through her dress…but even a low level like Christina Milian is too good to be with you in person…I mean even if you’re the fucking waiter or uber driver, you can’t get close to this attention seeking, barely famous, rich as fuck popstar who is on TV and that no one cares about no matter how often she’s in a bkini or showing her tits…like a good Parent who always seems to be out partying because the whole being a parent was more of a retirement plan for her…

Fasctinating…but not at all..

Posted in:Christina Milian

2015

17

Jun

Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

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A video posted by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on Jun 10, 2015 at 2:40pm PDT

I don’t know why I thought this Candice Swanepoel instagram video was interesting, but more importantly I don’t know why she found it interesting enough to post, but we can assume it was handled by her programmers at Victoria’s Secret who pretty much control her every move, it’s part of her deal when they imported her from South Africa….

I do know that some of her pics for instagram….are borderline pornographic..I mean…since we’ve established everything can be made to be pornographic if masturbated to it enough…some things, like nude and half nude models are easier than things like girls in the park picking up dog shit…it’s a spectrum, like homosexuality….

Here is some Victoria’s Secret nonsense…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Aubrey Plaza’s Face in Anna Kendrick’s Ass of the Day

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Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick were on some lesbian beach vacation, or beach day, or who the fuck knows, maybe they are filming a movie, I’m not about to research this shit, I am more inclined to just post a picture of one of their faces in the other one’s ass, even though both are equally uneventful as all these famous over paid twats are…

Fascinating but not at alll…

Posted in:SFW

2015

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus for AIDS of the Day

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I spend my days trying to get aids from slutty young girls who don’t realize they have AIDS, because Aids is a Vintage Throwback Thursday retro 80s disease, otherwise they’d use condoms more…while no young person I talk to ever uses condoms…probably thanks to porn…

Now I grew up amongst addicts and prostitutes…and dudes who secretly fucked dudes…who then fucked girls…leading to me being terrified of getting AIDS every time i had sex, even with a condom…yet that fear mongering is gone…AIDS isn’t a death sentence, they have a cure, it was fabricated by the governemnt…and I guess now Miley is the Ambassador..because she hangs with gay people….

But I would argue, that she’s never used a condom either…right…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Sara Tansy and Her Duck Swag of the Day

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Sara Tansy is an amazing photographer who I guess also gets in front of the camera…sometimes naked…because…everyone should be naked…at least for me…because I like looking at naked everything…I am a creepy pervert who turns art and innocent nudity into porn…but then again…I make girls tying their shoes, driving…applying lipstick…eating ice cream porn too…everything…even things not intended to be porn are porn to the right person..

That said, she’s based out of Melbourne Australia and she has a pet Duck naked Louie DK…which seems absolutely insane…but when they do photoshoots together…it seems absolutely magical…like some kind of Disney inspired love story….but that magic may have less to do with the duck and more to do with half nakedness …especially when half nakedness looks like Sara Tansy…and all of her body parts…

I may or may not be in love with her..but I am definitely in love with her pretty pics of her and her duck…