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2015

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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For an anti social person who generally hates most things and most people I have a lot of followers on social media…you know an antisocial social media whore….

However, for the single longest running internet failure…I really don’t have nearly enough followers on social media and it is a constant reminder that after 11 years at this…I am still irrelevant, insignificant and even one hit wonders who did one dumb thing on the internet that took 10 minutes or less of their time…a more important…

With that cry for help… FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM – I POST BABES – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Then click these links…while I go watch girls snapchat their baths…because I guess they don’t like being alone…when they bathe…but they also don’t want me there with them jerking off in the corner…jerks…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hilary Duff’s New Music Video is Paid for By Tinder..
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Hey Girls – Burn That Bra
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Slutty Surfing Ass
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Breast Feeding Florida Woman of the day
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The Voice of Everyone on the Simpsons is Quitting the Simpsons
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Nicole Murphy Fat Ass in a Bikini
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Brad Cooper – Making Out With Irina
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Anna Kendrick Dress..
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Paris Hilton is Queen of Everythere
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Slut of the Day
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Megan Fox Action Shot!
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Salma Hayek Huge Tits…
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Dad Scares Baby in Belly…
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Hot Asses in Hats
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Christina Milian Big Tits
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Selma Blair Legs…
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Pig is Running for Mayor Against a Pig
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Charlize Theron Hot Enough
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Rosie Huntington Legs
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Cannes Red Carpet
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Bella Hadid Holding Her Tits
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Margot Robbie Fat on Set
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Fisty Camper
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Lindsay Lohan Does Community Service
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Lindsay Lohan NYC Nupples
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Fox is Doing their Own Daily Show
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Lena Duham is Into Fitness
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The Moment Your Team Loses and You’re Paying Your Bill
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The Guy Who Hates Electronics
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Ellie Goulding Bra…
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Katharine McPhee Legs…
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Patrick Dempsey Fucked an Intern
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Charlize Theron in Yellow Dress…
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Smoker of the Day
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Charli XCX See Through
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Salma Hayek Big Ass in a Dress
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Misheard Disney Lyrics
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Survivor Eyebrows of the Day
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The Couple that Recreates Romance Novels is MAmazin
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Girl and Her Toys
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Mom is that You?
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Greek Trash
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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This is a Terrible Video….
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A Little Milking Session
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I’m In the Mood for Cucumber
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A Collection of Instagram Hookers
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Th Porno Kim Kardashian
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Kendra Suderland is My Kind of Whore
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Weird Gummy Bear Animation…
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Hepatitis Water Slide of the Day
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Just Filling Up the Diaper
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Real Good Selfie..
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Juust a Cute Girl Destroying Her Vagina
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Amazing Tits…
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Bride Tries to Kill Herself…
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Really Huge Tits
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Just a Collection of Naughty Videos…
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Flexible as Fuck
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The Hottest Webcam
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Really Amazing Girl at the Gym
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

14

May

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape CLIP of the Day

One of my biggest life fails was not going to a Courtney Stodden Halloween party I was invited to many years ago when she was just tabloid fodder that people were buying into…


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But I knew that based on her stripper looking pornstar vibes…coupled with pretending she was 16 to get press while dating some barely a celebrity celebrity…that her sex tape was just a matter of time…


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She was a whore to the media…a whore to the world….and when no one officially cared…the stars alligned and she did what she had to do…


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I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life…or at least since I first heard about her…because it was obvious….and I guess as her number one fan…this is exciting stuff….and I just can’t wait to see the whole thing…


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Sure she’s no squirting anal queen like farrah…but she’s still fucking magical…and not just because of her circus like clown car tits…


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All this to say…good things happen to those who wait….

Thank you TO SEE MORE VIVID.com for making dreams come true…but next time lets have more gaping desperation….we like our sex tapes grimey…and sad…this is just cute and big boobed…which I guess is nice in this throat fucking era…


Click Here To see BACKDOOR FARRAH 2 and BACKDOOR FARRAH SQUIRT


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2015

14

May

Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day

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Cailin Russo is not a friend of the site, but she should be, because I write such nice things about her and her father who was in a punk band in the 90s, who toured Warped tour and probably was one of those dudes who toured Warped tour in your hometown who fucked your high school girlfriend…because girls love guys in bands…and who probably didn’t use condoms…assumng that at 16 girls can’t get pregnant…producuing this magical creature who has decided to be a model…who’s claim to fame is kissing Beiber in a music video..and who has since turned to nude modeling to get noticed…because no one cares about the girl who kissed Beiber, they would be more into the girl who Killed Beiber…..and more importantly..because nude modeling is all that fucking matters….but even that doesn’t matter…I mean we don’t care about much as a society…everything is surface and for show with no substance…and people who are actually doing things of substance we don’t even notice…but we do seem to pay attention to a lot of idiots…at least for two seconds it takes to see their tits…weird.

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2015

14

May

Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day

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I used to target Ashley TIsdale because she was a lie…created by Disney Marketing people…winning awards for being pretty when she really wasn’t that pretty and I just felt annoyed and that it was my responsibility to speak the truth and do what I could to get the word out that this was a lie…

Then I forgot about her, as the rest of the world dide…but figure why not target her again today, because her fans are so into her, and she can do no wrong…but more importantly becausse she’s got a cameltoe standing next to Shaq..in what would be one of the most disturbing sex tapes imaginable…and that’s all I have to say about that…which is honestly already too much, I mean this is Ashley Tisdale…

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2015

14

May

Miley Cyrus is The Best Ever of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a delicate flower from Pop Culture heaven who has graced the world with the polar opposite of everything she was when in contract with Disney…including but not limited to being topless as often as possible…because high as often as possible…because either she’s a broken girl…which is possible, all child stars are…or she’s a calculated puppet designed to connect to the market…because some marketing execs spent a year analyzing tumblr…and sitting in focus groups of angsty teens….

She is a caricature of what the market is…she reminds me of 80 percent of the girls on Tinder who claim to be weird..and crazy…when really it’s just the new Gap…and I’m into it..because I get to see tits…and open minded hipster chicks…who aren’t really hipsters since this is the mainstream…and these girls are from normal families, this is just the trend, and really they let me bang them better than girls back in the day would…I’m talking Anal..so sign me up…

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Here she is doing My Neck / My Back ….in video….real bad video…

Who Shot this shit…

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2015

14

May

Emmanuelle Chriqui Big Tits of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s old Canadian face was used to promote the new entourage movie…that I assume entourage fans are really excited about seeing..because entourage was a huge part of their lives for a long time…and I remember when it was on TV and I never watched it…because seeing these lame fucking actor dudes trying to be cool was everything but cool…because actors as a general rule are homos…and hollywood as a general is cheesy…so seeing them do it in their 40s…on the big screen is just weird to me…but seeing these tits…in her 40s…are ok to me…because we like tits..

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2015

14

May

Josephine Skriver Models of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model…but more interesting she was designed by science…

Her mom a lesbian and her dad a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments…on some Dr Moreau shit…and it went right…

Blending the DNA of some dyke and himself….to some create his own perfect and amazing creature….which is weird because every gay dude I know…hates lesbians….but I guess there are exceptions to every rule…or something…and that exceptions is this model…who is modeling something…in these pics….because that’s what models do…

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2015

14

May

Bella Thorne is a NUrse of the day

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Bella Thorne posted this picture of her as a 17 year old nurse…the kind of Dougie Howser that you probably fantasize about….but that you shouldn’t fantasize about…because a nurse is there to tend to your illness…and 17 year olds are so irresponsible and caught up in their vapid social media existences that you’d likely end up taking care of yourself, or dying off due to their negligence…as they snap a selfie with you….and sure a teen body that’s a few months from being legal…always looks better than an old fat seasoned veteran nurse who is probably angry, jaded and mad about her Union not getting her that raise…so just as careless…but there’s a lot more comfort in that than some actress pretending to be a nurse…

All this to say, Bella Thorne, whether a real nurse or not, gives me anxiety…because I like to know my nurse knows what she’s doing…and is more than just a slutty teen in a nurses outfit…if you know what I mean..

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2015

14

May

5 Questions with GizelGizel of the Day

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We are in a generation of insta babes…girls who you may or may not have ever heard of…who you may or may not know what they do…but who have a massive following….and who you follow without even realizing it…so that you know what she ate for lunch or where she’s partying…even though you’ve never met her…but you feel connected to her and love her…

Today’s instababe is @gizelgizel ….and we wanted to find out more about her so we asked her 5 questions:


What is your hustle?

Clothing line am working on and modeling and gogo dancer


Why should someone follow you on Instagram?

to understand my personality and humor


What’s your favourite love song? Must of been love rosette


If you had to bang a handicap person – what handicap would you choose and why?

(silence)


What is your favourite drug that’s not marijuana?

caffeine and shoe


What would you do for a Klondike bar ?

(silence)


What’s the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

jumping out of a airplane am afraid of height


What fantasy do you have that you haven’t tried?

Rolling around a million dollar naked lol


What will you do once you reach a million followers?

I would’ve have but am always getting deleted up have a million on my Fb fan page umm I think I would don more videos for my fans

Follow goddesss @gizelgizel .

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2015

14

May

Monika Jagaciak Naked of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Monika Jagaciak is a Victoria’s Secret model who has been naked at least once or twice before….like in these pictures that have been circulating the last two weeks and that I’ve probably already posted but that I am too lazy to look through my archives to find…because that’s what happens…all these model tits…often times tits from the same models…start to get boring, repetitive and blend into each other…leaving me willing to stare when I see them…but not willing to register it and catalog it like some kind of virgina loser, I can barely remember the real life tits I’ve sucked…let alone pics of girls who would never let me suck their tits but who will cock tease me with them…I hate her for that…

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