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2015

11

May

Kylie Minogue for Steve Shaw of the Day

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Kylie Minogue has been a miracle…not because she survived breast cancer…but becasue she released her first pop song in 1989…as a teen…but still 1989…that was so fucking long ago…that I find it amazing that she had that early 2000s comeback…and even more amazing that she’s still around…and looking hot enough bodied to want to fuck…she must be a robot…or alien…

I mean this is the first photoshoot she’s done, where her face looks it’s age…and that’s saying a lot…for someone who has been in a lot of fucking photoshoots….

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2015

11

May

Plus Sized Model Ass for Glamour Iceland of the Day

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Here are some plus sized models, which is code for fatter than regular models but not as fat as everyday girls, or my wife…named Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Julie Henderson, Inga Eiriksdottir and Danielle Redman….showing their fat asses in Glamour Iceland…because Plus Sized Models are the future…since the world is fatter and can’t relate to skinny girls, even though skinny girls are hotter…and probably healthier…but fat consumers don’t like to be reminded of that…but instead like the Love your body for how it is thanks to your overeating, you pig….it’s a more positive message, instead of saying get off your fucking computer and do some squats…

Now there girls aren’t all that fat…but still fat enough…or plus sized enough…as politically correct fat chicks prefer calling overeating…

Doesn’t matter….cuz I like fat chicks, they are way easier to get naked from tinder than skinny chicks…

Posted in:Features

2015

11

May

Elisabetta Canalis Ass Since George Clooney of the Day

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I guess there is life after George Clooney dumped you for some Lawyer who he constantly praises because she probably knows a secret about him…like that he fucks trannies, and is legal owner of such footage, because she’s a lawyer and wouldn’t extort someone into marriage unless she couldn’t get in trouble criminally…

Her name Elisabetta Canalis, she’s from Italy…and apparently…she’s wearing tight pants on instagram…showing what I can assume George Clooney never put his penis inside because he’s gay.

But maybe I am wrong…but what I am not wrong about is that she’s got this level of “this close”…or “almost made it”…but now I’m nothing…about her…and I find it hot..

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2015

11

May

Now You Know who Melissa Reeves is of the Day

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In case you didn’t know Melissa Reeves was…you will still know who Melissa Reeves is but you will have seen her tits pulled out…and I doubt it will do much for her, even though she’s fun enough to pull out her tits for the paparazzi…I doubt a career will come from this…but you may…come from this…

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Posted in:Melissa Reeves

2015

11

May

Maria Menounos’ Food Baby of the Day

There’s a few pretty unattractive things going on in this video of Maria Menounos at some desperate housewife event involving lame, wine guzzling 40 year olds trying to have a good time, that no matter how good of a time they have, they are still 40 year olds…never quite being as cute or fun as 20 year olds…and if anything…it’s just sad….

The first…is that Maria Menounos eats, and we hate when girls do that, the second is that she shows off her belly after eating, something we hate….especially when called a Baby, because pregnancy is disgusting as it is…and even more disgusting when you are forced to think of her shitting this out when it’s run it’s course…it’s like keep your food baby to yourself bitch..

All this to say…Who’s Maria Menounos again?

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Whoever she is, here she is in a bikini….without food baby…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2015

11

May

Selena Gomez Topless in Bed of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this instagram video of her having a hard time sleeping because we can assume that either the stress of being Selena Gomez and living a life of luxury pretty much on vacation all the time thanks to having a team of people doing everything including but not limited to wiping her ass with their mouth because it doesn’t chaff…

We can assume that she’s stessing out about nothing really, or maybe she’s just jacked on diet pills and stimulants to get her back into Disney Shape…

Who cares, she’s topless and in bed, and intimate and even private moment that she’s got make-up on for….because you wish you could be in bed with her…or at least jerking off to her while she sleeps because she’s a pervert…

Here she is with some mom erotica….yeah….sit on her lap…you naughty chubby thing….rocking your pimp hard…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

11

May

Kylie Jenner Names Khloe Kardashian her Mom of the Day

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Not only do they share plastic surgeons, preference in black men penis,

Kylie either feels sorry for bootleg Kardashian…or when momma hooker kardashian turned jenner was busy whoring out the cuter sisters, and Kylie’s dad was busy sneaking around trying on panties, I guess Khloe was left on the sidelines with no friends, and nothing to do, probably because she was locked in the basement because that’s what you do with monsters, forced to hang with Kylie who was left crawling around with the hired help, because after 10 kids, who’s got time to raise them, when you’re busy pimping them…or some shit…plus Khloe is there to do it…

thank you for being you & being another mother figure to me my whole life and doing the same for our nieces and nephews. Whoever, one day, gets to have you for a mom will be the luckiest in the world. To the ones who’ve tried & haven’t received.. I celebrate you on this day too,

If you don’t care and I know you don’t – here’s Kim K waist training…because she’s a whore… who needs more than waist training…like taken out back and shot…or maybe some war camp abduction would work too…

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If you don’t care about that…and I know you don’t…here’s kendall in a bikini

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

11

May

Man Has Sex with a Porsche and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s a Dude Fucking Car Exhaust

Burger King Dumping Hot Oil in Sewer

Young Thug Escapes Police

Racist Georgian School FOunder

Street Boxing that Ended in Death of 16 Year Old….

Driver VS Flood

Roof Ripped Off School in Tornado

Failed Suicide of the Day

Ambulance Drive of the Day

Crazy Lady of the Day

Motorbike Slams that Pussy

Granny Tormented By Laser Pointer

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Mother’s Day yesterday…and I unfortunately didn’t make anyone a mother and give them a fake name so that they can’t track me down for abortion money…

I spent the day, since I am motherless, watching facebook update emotional tributes of amateur writers for their mothers…because facebook is their platform to bullshit the fucking world…instead of just telling their mom how they feel…

I did appreciate the one or two anal sex, abortion, and “my mom sucks”….updates to lighten the fucking mood…

When the internet from anonymous to everyone fully exposing themselves making shit feel like group therapy…everything went to shit…but luckily with being fully exposed or a willingness to be full exposed, I get spread pussy shots…..so many spread pussy shots…which in case you didn’t know…is better than group therapy / AA/ facebook status rants…

Here are some morning links….

Girls in Lingerie
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Competitive Eater Eats a Giant Burrito….
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Selma Blair is Playing Kris Jenner in a new OJ Simpson Show
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Boycot the Lena Dunham Taylor Swift Music Video
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Taylor Swift in Short Shorts
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Kylie Minogue in Lingerie Like it was the 80s
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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American Idol is Finally Ending
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Tori Spelling is Making More Babies…
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Owl Shits on another Owl
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant in Underwear
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Dog and Rats BFFs
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A Bunch of Hot Selfies
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

11

May

Argentian Big Brother Marian Farjat Masturabtion Video of the DAy

Here name is Marian Farjat…she was on Argentina Big Brother…apparently obscure market Big Brother wasn’t enough fame for her…and it wasn’t enough exposure of selling herself out in the name of content and trying to be famous….

So she released a masturbation video…

Apparently this is news, in Argentina, I would guess…because I know she doesn’t exist here and watching this is no different than watching no name girls I get nude videos from…which means it’s still awesome enough…

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