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2015

29

Apr

Pudgy Selena Gomez Airport Porn of the Day

Selena Gomez has recently been rumored to have had sex with the black guy she went on Vacation with last week, you know those pictures of her chubbier than she used to be because black guys love that BBW shit…I heard it in a Drake song and that guy embodies black…you know on the frontlines in the ghetto of Baltimore…from his childhood home in rich, white Canada…

Either way, they are saying she fucked the black guy to piss off Bieber…as Bieber has a hard on for the dude…and there is something magical about an ex emotionally eating herself into a demographic…only to fuck that demographic…to piss off the pansy pop star pervert she dated…because it all creates media hype and she fucking loves media hype..it sells whatever she’s selling…that dancing mexican fuck….

That said…here’s her round ass squeezed into jeans…getting frisked at the airport…which is a fetish to some of you who wish you were TSA…to cavity search all the babes rolling through…as that would be the only human contact you get…cuz one likes you…

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2015

29

Apr

Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was just named a new Victoria’s Secret ANGEL, which basically is their 100,000 dollar a year contract now that models don’t get paid what they used to get paid…thanks to social media and all the social media whores diluting the market by having massive followers….where as these models, or the girls who used to be models…in an era without social media just made money looking good they didn’t have to worry about their audience…

Anyway…she’s from Sweden, she’s amazing, she’s probably been fucked by Leo, or has fucked Leo…with a strap on cuz he’s homo…and if she hasn’t then she will as she’s one of the most substantial there is on the new roster…and here she is for a photographer I’ve never heard of….but who shoots new Victoria’s Secret models so he must be important…right….just not as important as her nipple…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2015

29

Apr

Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day

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Chelsea Handler clearly forgets that she’s 100 fucking years old and not the Chelsea Handler who first moved to Los Angeles because she was rated most likely to end up on TV in her High School, thanks to being the quirky slut, who made silly mean spirited jokes, while being hot enough to get passed around….a skill set she brought to Hollywood with her…only instead of every dude in her class…she turned to producers who finally got her a TV show…that she’s now lost…making her seem lost…in all her social media strategic moves that involve her being half naked…like this was a sugar baby party she once attended and was violated at … back when she was just starting out…

But she’s still in her underwear for the dudes and lesbians who feel that humor is the way to their heart and that humor with tits willing to be stared at…leads to good masturbation..

The whole thing is desperation, and normally I like desperation, when the desperation comes from really broke girls who never quite made it – not when it comes from trash that has already been on tv and is already more famous that it was ever supposed to be…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

29

Apr

McDonald’s Employee Knocks Out Drunk Customer and Other Videos of the Day

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Mom Beats a Woman over a Parking Space

Sucide Prevention – Kick to the Chest…

Woman Sets a Guy’s Car on Fire

Fight in Houston – Ends with Gun Shots

Hit and Bury is the New Hit and Run

Classy BRawl

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

29

Apr

The 10 New Victoria’s Secret Angels of the Day

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So Victoria’s Secret has named their new “Angels”…in an out with the old, or some of the old and in with the new instagram famous….that they pay 1/10 of what they used to pay the models or angels like Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel.

Because it’s a new era and everyone aspires to be a VS model, and the VS Empire despite being some low hanging fruit, bargain basement, middle of the road, dictate who is famous or not…in what I find weird…since it is like saying the fast food chain down the street determines good food, or the cheap as fuck strip club has the best girls, which we know is a lie….

The list of the new girls singed…and their tits are:

Elsa Hosk:

Jasmine Tookes:

Taylor Hill:

Sara Sampaio:

Martha Hunt:

Jac Jagaciak:

Stella Maxwell:

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Lais Ribeiro:

Romee Strijd:

Kate Grigorieva:

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2015

29

Apr

Kylie Jenner Piggy Backs French Montana of the Day

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I have zero interest in Kylie Jenner, her lip challenge her mon’s PR agency probably came up with to get her name as viral as her sister’s cunt…

I don’t care about the family, the fact the dad is getting a sex change, or living a life as a woman, because I know it is just part of their media ploy and how they make their money, and motherfucker is likely just bullshitting, because for all this to happen now..seems a little fucked up…

I don’t care if Kylie gets ass injections at 16, it would make sense, that’s just the kind of trashy family she is from…and I don’t care how much money that trashy family makes because other trashy family is interested in then…

I do not care that she’s riding French Montana’s back….

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

29

Apr

Australiam Sex Worker by Art Provocative of the Day

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Friend of the site ART PROVOCATIVE has a pretty good thing going on in Australia…that involves taking amazing pictures of amazing women…in an amazing way…that is borderline soft core, definitely erotic that I love….

Ever more interesting, he does a lot of the hot pics you see of escorts that are usually cheesy as fuck, at least in America…for the backpages and escort sites, that you usually try to hire when drunk late at night, but that always show up as another girl pretending to be the girl in the picture, but 400 lbs heavier…

I guess the internet has made the good escorts, you know the girls who just like to bone for money and who get a good rate, to work with actual photographers that make them look as amazing as they are…because not all escorts are low level…some are magical like @AusEscortAlice … who these are pics of and who you may want to meet up with next time you’re wherever they are in Australia…

I mean Australian girls are amazing to begin with…this is just next level…

Posted in:Art Provocative

2015

29

Apr

Metisha Schaefer is this Weekend’s Ring Card Girl of the Day

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Her name is METISHA she is the ring card girl for the Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao fight you can assume Bieber will be in the locker room fluffing at…

It is such a massive fucking fight, and a massive fucking weekend, that all the models and actors and rich people…and scenesters alike are heading out to Vegas for it…all the Sugar Babies are getting their spray tans to sit by the pool for it…you know finding which dude to board the private jet with….

This beautiful creature sent from heaven, actually has a reason to be there…she’ll be in the front and center…far more interesting than the two motherfuckers beating the shit out of each other or being defensive until judges decide who won the fight…

She’s spectacular…and she does fitness…

A video posted by metisha (@metisha) on Apr 9, 2015 at 9:30am PDT

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Posted in:Metisha Schaefer

2015

29

Apr

Zoe KRavitz Topless for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is on a bit of a media blitz….I guess she’s finally got work in the industry or something and needs to start getting press around that…I can’t be too sure…because I am too lazy to google her….

I just remember when she was 19 or 20 and starting to come up as an “it girl”…fashionista…because her dad was Lenny Kravitz, her mom Lisa Bonet from Bill Cosby’s show that possibly involved sex with Bill Cosby…

Well now she’s topless in some hipster magazine I am surprised still exists, but then again, I still exist and I am far less relevant since I Don’t come in the print form…

So one interesting thing about her is that she’s not intersting at all…

The other interesting thing about her is bilogical…. most half black people have one black father and one white mother who loves black cock…or vice versa…, while this one has two half parents that found each other…in the entertainment scene….so she’s still half, for two quarters and that’s just a mind fuck…representative of how we are all turning a shade of beige…

Here are her tits, because you’re no one and don’t exist these days if you don’t show tits…even when you only exist thanks to famous parents…

Here are the pics..

Posted in:Zoe Kravitz

2015

29

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The failed pick up line of the day happened at the walk in clinic I had to go to this morning…when I told some babe “you look like a herpes girl”….

I didn’t really know what it meant, but it didn’t get a positive response…kinda like the time I was fingering / watch deep in a skinny girl and I said “”I think fat girls have tighter vaginas than skinny girls…because the fat pushes down on them everything…”

The life of a probably autistic person…now here are some Morning Links…

Letterman on the State of Late Night TV
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Tara Reird in a Bra of the Day
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Jill Bunny Bikini
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Dude Who Seems Like He’s About to Eat It
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Zac Efron half Naked Holding a Pee Over His Dick
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Chelsea Handler in a Bra
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Tasteless Baltimore Riot Joke
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Joni Mitchell is Not ina Coma
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Mariah Carey VS Vegas
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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