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2015

23

Apr

Gia Genevieve Does Terry Richardson of the Day

No this isn’t Amanda Lepore…or Anna Nicole Smith..this is GIA GENEVIEVE…a Playboy chick…who I guess by model standards is fat….but by erotica and willing to get naked in pictures standards is fucking amazing…because look at those fucking tits…I want to breast feed on them…until I suffocate and die…

She doesn’t have a thigh gap, but she shows her gap…and that’s perfectly ok to me…

She’s running the old school pin-up vibe, which I liked in the era it was big…and always hated when chubby girls tried to get in on it because it was the only scene they could get naked in…you know that whole burlesque movement of uglies…dressed like Betty Page…but the truth is..I am all about this girl….

Maybe it is the Terry Ricardson pics, the fact I see her clit, the huge tits…or maybe it is that she’s not a broken down girl trying to be hot thanks to a loophole…she’s just a hot girl…being hot with concept…

I dig it….but I would rather be digging my fingers inside her romantically..to make her cum….

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2015

23

Apr

Gigi Hadid Birthday Facial of the Day

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Gigi Hadid posted this picture of her getting a birthday facial…that isn’t really a traditional facial or even a porn facial…but more a splashing water on her face while wearing a bikini, which to me implies that she’s getting pissed on…or into that shit…and to me it’s close enough to her taking a load on her face because I can focus on her facial expression and assume it would be the same with semen..

Not that I care about that or about Gigi hadid. Sure, I have no real clue why the world has accepted her and why she’s booking all these campaigns…I do know how she got these campaigns…but not why it worked..

I want to assume she’s a brat with an ego thanks to all the hype she’s getting…but I know nothing about her…she may be the sweetest girl alive..and to judge a book by it’s cover would be wrong…that’s why these bikini pics should be more uncovered…seriously…show us your labia…

She’s not all that great, but it is her birthday, even though it is safe to assume that everyday is her fucking birthday…thanks to a dad who probably gifts her harder than he gifts his sugar babies…

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2015

23

Apr

Lindsey Pelas Proves Her Tits are REal of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas is pretty much a nobody..a very very very busty and amazing nobody…She rose to internet fame from a viraldeo she did based on her massive fucking tits…that basically made her famous enough perverts everywhere obsessed…like tits have made so many girls before her famous….it’s not all that shocking…people fucking love tits.

Now, she was 1.2 million followers and I guess the haters are hating…because she felt the need to prove her tits are real….and I am perfectly ok with that…

She’s from Louisiana…clearly well fed…clearly the kind of genetic mess you’re into as long as you don’t have to see her nipples…and I am into whatever the fuck is going on here….

To See the Full Video CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Apr

Pixie Lott Nipple Tape of the Day

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Pixie Lott has nipple tape on…

Apparently that’s news…when the real news as far as I’m concerned is that this is the free the nipple generation and that nipples everywhere should be shown to make a stand for womens rights….while this Pixie Lott nipple tape looks more like bandages covering up what maybe oversized, freakishly large areola….or maybe her tit is wearing a fucking diaper because it has food poisoning and keeps shitting itself…I don’t fucking know…but I know whatever is going on here…is just fucking wrong…

That said, who is Pixie Lott? Isn’t she the geldoff who didn’t die of a drug overdose..?

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2015

23

Apr

Bai Ling Selfies of the Day

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Bai Ling is a fascinating creature who could be a tranny, because you never know with an asian…

She’s been rumored to be in her 50s, she’s lurked around LA for a long time, but no one really knows what she does…and for some reason…she posted these topless selfies…for no real reason…

I guess the most important thing about her, other than her really long nipples…that she doesn’t mind showing off, becasue like her..they are timeless…

Is that she’s the OG BAE…

Now that my not count for much…but it matters to me….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Apr

Ashley Benson Showing Her Stomach of the Day

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Ashley Benson is the chubby pretty little liar…who was extremely famous because the show is so big amongst the tweens..but not quite as big as her belly…

I’ve never seen the pretty little liars show, I just know that looking at her instagram picture makes me feel like I am reading an maternity clothing catalog…

Maybe I’m being an asshole, but maybe Ashley Benson is the real asshole who broke free from her show, to differentiate herself, in something that was mainstream buy edgy…and that involved threesomes with James Franco and Vanessa Hudgens, all while being 10 pounds too fat…

I mean…I have expectations for tweens running around in bikinis, I don’t want to see mid 20 year old colllege grad looking girls who spent the last 4 years drinking beer, eating pizza and sucking dick..

I get it, hormones in the food…kids are fatter than they used to be…fat is in..and I guess what it really comes down to is that I actually don’t care…

You see a sloppy 20 something is better than the obese 50 something I fuck with…and the reality is that I sext with all kinds of chubby 20 year olds…and like it..but the difference between them an Ashley Benson…is that they give me the time of day while Benson is on TV….and that’s what matters…

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2015

23

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld in Flaunt Magazine of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld has some serious fucking eyebrows..because the recently turned 18 year old…is 18 years old…and based on my extensive research on snapchat and tinder…18 year olds are all a bunch of hipster hippies…who accept that they have body hair..and who don’t go the route of Kim Kardashian, Jersey Shore and the instagram model trash by waxing it all off…but instead grow the fucker out and that is amazing…

So if you want to predict a girl’s pussy hair by looking at her face…always go for the eyebrows…it will tell you a story…you’d probably rather be tasting..

I don’t remember what movies she’s been in, why she matters, but I do remember that she’s in Flaunt magazine wearing a bikini top…because it just fucking happened motherfuckers…

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2015

23

Apr

Behati Prinsloo’s Crotch Adam Levine Polluting of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is the Vagina that secured the most irritating popstar in the history of popstars…Adam Levine…and tricked him into marriage because being from wherever the fuck you name your kid Behati….means that she just wants the American dream and a guy who is always on the radio…and who is always on TV…represents that dream…on some David Hasselhoff level…

So she’s now going to live the good life as soon as she gets knocked up and live happily every after on child support when he runs off with other fresher models…seeing as nothing lasts forever…unless of course the moral code and values programmed into her from her mother country…a place they name their kids Behati is a place where dudes can do whatever the fuck they want to do….which works for egotistical assholes who think they are important because their record sales and celebrity is…

Who cares…he’s the worst, but she’s not so bad…

Here she is in some Shitty bikini catalog campaign….

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2015

23

Apr

Kim Kardashian Earth Day Bullshit of the Day

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Her name is Kim Kardashian…you’ve probably heard of her, because she’s been labeled the most powerful woman in entertainment, which is an insane concept considering she is just a hooker porn slut who took a lot of black cock publicly…with a reality show…

She matters more than any of these vapid actresses who think they have talent…and in a lot of ways…I think that’s awesome.

Sure, I find her irritating, trashy, shameless, disgusting…unattractive, overrated…the devil…but the fact that she’s the most important person in pop culture gives this singers and actors and people who think they are trained or have talent a little fuck you…because no one cares you dancing monkey…we’re more into the bitch who exposes her life to the world….

Real life, even when scripted, is just more powerful than Sandra Bullock in Gravity…or whatever…and here she is being a whore on Earth Day…because as you know she’s the biggest human waste, pollutant, natural disaster due to the state of the world there is…and she’s got the titties to distract from that..

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2015

23

Apr

Anna Ewers for W Magazine of the Day

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I like Anna Ewers, Rhymes with Sewers..because she’s a german model and germans like to be treated like sewers…unless German Scat porn is a rumor…we’d have to ask Heidi Klum…

She was discovered on a blog by Alexander Wang, proving to all the girls I try to get naked in photos for my blog that it really can pay off…I mean this Anna Ewers has been in Vogue, now W…she’s worked with a bunch of brands and makes millions of dollars…the blog life can pay off…

Well, here she is for Venetia Scott, a photographer…playing a 50s or 60s housewife, that I wish she was, because a 50s housewife forced to work the house for her husband and their nuclear family…unhappy sexually…and unstimulated…medicating with booze and sedatives…with no where to go…..is a plae I’d want Anna Ewers…I’m traditional like that…

Here are the pics..too bad she’s not topless…but the good news is that she’s been topless..

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