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2015

22

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Fitness of the Day

I find it funny that people are so caught up in this silly story about Lohan’s misuse of Arabic, because she’s an uneducated child star who was sold off to be a dancing monkey at a young age…and not a fucking translator…

So she wrote what she thought was “You’re Beautiful” in arabic but it actually meant “You’re An Ass”, your an ass…

Sounds intentional to me, and the fact people are focusing on that…instead of what really matters…no not that her life is probably financed by rich dudes in Dubai who like shitting on American culture…you know a sponsorship you see instagram models onboard with all the time…

The real comedy in Lohan other than Lohan as a whole…is that she’s trying to become a fitness instagram account. She’s plugging fitness products…and she’s on that grind…when the only fitness she’s every done is an 8 ball and meth induced pacing…during her unstable years…

I am all for addicts finding health over suicide…but I also find it pretty funny when it comes out of no where…but maybe I’m just jealous I can’t come out of no where…it takes work…

All this to say..seeing her big tits in a sports bra in this position…is fucking hot to me…and maybe that says something about me…or maybe it’s hot…

If that’s not enough lohan for you…you can SEE HER LEGS LEAVING SOME HOTEL BY CLICKING HERE

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2015

22

Apr

Andreea Diaconu Legs for Vogue of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is from Romania…and unlike the women I know from Romania…she does not seem to be 300 pounds or with moustache…but instead she seems tall as fuck, skinny as fuck, and rocking legs as fuck…that I want to fuck…because fuck…

She’s been in a bunch of campaigns, she started modeling in her Eastern European home at the age 11….the story on her wikipedia is that she decided to model because it could make her money to pursue her dream…karate…what the fuck kind of story is that….I figure one programmed by the human trafficker who old her to America when she was 20…

Either way, this shoot’s whatever, it’s for Vogue…but as someone who loves legs…here’s some legs…

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2015

22

Apr

Willa Holland “Artistic” Flash of the Day

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Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – since it is based on some kind of nerd comic book shit..

She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent…

Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I had a massive Director for a stepfather, I’d take the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze..

Either way, she posted this artistic, hip picture of her flashing that is shot from the wrong angle..but that I can accept as clever enough…

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2015

22

Apr

Kate Moss for Vogue of the Day

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Kate Moss must be promoting something, or maybe she’s preparing to retire / die of HIV or any other drug and alcohol party girl who fucked every dirty famous person, who probably has AIDS…

Because she’s fucking everywhere, and I’m not complaining because even if her life of Luxury and exclusive parties have left her vagina old, a mom, ravaged, possibly diseased…I would still bury my face in it…until the end of fucking time…because to me she is perfect…

Even at 40, which is 400 in model years…there’s something about her, her willingness to show her tits…her hot little body…that I find inspiring…

She’s a fucking legend, who at one time huffed coke on the internet…and didn’t give a shit because models huff coke people…

She’s dated so man questionable dudes…but has been amazing throughout…

And most importantly, she’s been a trophy mother, by traveling the world without her kid, you know to keep her out of the limelight while mummy goes to have fun…

I am a fan….and here she is in Vogue because she was a model before instagram…

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2015

22

Apr

Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day

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I don’t like Amy Schumer because she’s not cute…but I guess she’s made the right jokes in her career, that allowed her to become relatively famous and break down the wall that you’d expect her to face, based on her looks alone…I mean bitch better be funny as fuck, while looking like this…and still getting on TV…just wouldn’t make sense if she wasn’t…

Maybe I just don’t like female comedians, because girls just can’t be funny, or because their jokes are always about sucking dick and I am more into getting my dick sucked than listening to girls mock sucking dick…

She’s been getting a lot of press, hosting shitty award shows…she’s relevant…she’s current…she is the new Whiteney Cummings, who you probably wouldn’t really want to cum on, but would…because you were drunk and it was late at night…

Now she’s throwing herself in front of the Kanye and Kim…mocking them by pretedning they are GODS or some shit…and the whole thing is made better with Kim K tits…

Here’s the video…

I am more into the paparazzi stepping on Kim K’s dress…

@TeamKanyeDaily @KimKardashian @LordPeezy pic.twitter.com/FcdGlUSZnA

— Antonio Perez (@IAmYeezy77) April 21, 2015

But I’m really more into Kim K getting pissed on by black dudes…why hasn’t that sex tape been released yet?

Here are her tits…

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2015

22

Apr

Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day

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I have heard some many mixed things about Shay Mitchell, only because she’s from Canada and Canada and Canada has the inside scoop on Canadians…it circulates our Igloo community pretty easily through maple syrup telephone lines…and messenger moose…

I have been told by people she went to school with that she was always an egotistical cunt who was out to win in the world of acting, because she loved the attention, felt she deserved the attention and getting cast in a massive show like Pretty Little Liars just supported all that she had been fed all her life, making her a bigger “I told you so” kind of twat…

Maybe those are just haters gonna hate, when really they should only hate the fact that she’s not spread eagled in this instagram pic…because that’s the kind of thirsty for attention I like my famous Canadians turned Americans to be…because I hate that this is a failed Crotch shot…you see I have confidence in her attention generating noise she’s got the potential of making to really maximize her fame…I believe…we will one day see her nude…but today is not that day.

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2015

22

Apr

Game of Thrones Body Double of the Day

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Rosie Mac is going viral…she’s an actress/model from god knows where, who has got the probably very low paying job of being Emilia Clarke on Game of Throne’s body double, or stand in, or whatever…because she’s not famous enough to be Emilia Clarke on her own, but she is talented enough to learn Emilian Clarke’s lines for the test shots, or green screen shots, for the crew to set up the scene before actually disturbing Emilia Clarke from the make-up chair, because either Emilia Clarke is a diva…or because Rosie Mac is affordable..and what it comes down to…is that more affordable than Emilia Clarke or not…she’s definitely…better looking…and here’s some pics from her instagram..

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2015

22

Apr

Rita Ora for Clash Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a little Rita Ora for some magazine I’ve never heard of…not doing what Rita Ora has been known to do..and that’s show off her big fucking tits…in efforts to kick Rihanna off the top of the light skinned pop star game…

I figure if she’s about to do any media, it should involve more excitement, because this is just boring…yet I am drawn to post it…but in my defence, my life is boring, all these pics I post are boring, and boring is what I fucking do…so it’s in my fucking wheelhouse…

But this would be better if it took a little more of a scandalous, artistic nude, hipster angle…that instagram has made so famous…

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2015

22

Apr

Bruce Jenner in a Dress of the Day

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I am not into Tranny sex…I find the whole thing very odd….but I do know that when I worked at a porn company, tranny porn was the best selling category to straight men, and this was over a decade ago, making me thing that’s probably still the case, because more people want to fuck trannies than they should..

I think there’s a level of mental instability when you want to cut off your penis, that may be a biproduct of steroids in teh 70s, or maybe of being all hollywood, or even having his dick ripped off by his domineering wife…

I just know that Bruce Jenner in staged paparazzi pics of him in a dress to help get ratings to all their shows, and his exclusive interview…is a great strategy…I mean it even made it onto CNN…a solid distraction from actual news…

Right…real weird…

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2015

22

Apr

Ninaserebrova is Magical of the Day

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Her name is Nina Serebrova she is from the magical land of instagram….where you can find her at @ninaserebrova, which is exactly what you’ll want to do…to stare at the magic that is her…

I assume she is from Russia, a country known for some of the most amazing girls in the fucking world, making me think that communism got rid of the ugly gene…and cleaned up shop…because to think a girl like this exists…and isn’t in every magazine, bikini campaign, etc…is fucked up…and almost a tragedy…but luckily she realizes what she’s got…and is putting it out to the internet…allowing people like me to fall in love…I mean I hear fucking angels singing…sure that could be my wife choking on an Ice cream bar, but angels none the less…don’t ruin this moment…I’m spending in heaven…the heaven that is her amazing ass.

Follow @ninaserebrova,

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