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2015

21

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Titties of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens was a little naked 17 year old in self shot nude monkey…all hairy and amazing to a dude like me who loves bush, but who was laughed at by society because they don’t realize that everyone, except maybe some hyper evolved asians, have fucking bush, and if you don’t shave that shit off in the shower every morning….you too will be like Vanessa Hudgens…who was for many years my beacon of hope…before she fell off the map…and I guess hoping to make a comeback…while people who liked her still want to come on her back…while people like me who like bush are just happy that it is making a comeback..because I’m tired of bald pussy, dudes who only like bald pussy because society told them hair is cross, and the girls who buy into bald pussy, without realizing that it is on some level of Kardashian…or Jersey Shore (not that they matter)…style tips…along with fake lips, fake ass, spray tans, etc…I am glad the good girls know…bush is where it is at…and Vanessa Hudgens was a leader in this movement without even realizing that…and for that…I’ll stare t her tits.

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2015

21

Apr

Kelly Brook and her Amazing Sloppy Tits of the Day

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My only Kelly Brook story is from a professional rugny player who told me she was passed around the league like a rugny ball, only fatter than a rugby ball, because she’s fat…despite what her tits may be distracting you from…

He proceeded to show me pictures that the leage passed around of her, naked, since that’s what she was known for…nude modeling, while being the joke in the rugby league…

Now if you know Rugby players, they are the kind of lunatics who will run train on a girl giving each other high fives like a bunch of brutes…and I guess that means Kelly Brook was the one being run train on…

Not that I know that for a fact, what I do know is that she moved to LA a few years ago to become famous, leveraging that UK titty model fame, securing a work visa, and now on a TV show, or more importantly attending events like COachella…with her big tits in tow….pretty much looking better than ever, despite being in her late 30s…weird…

All this to say, I am in love with her roommate…

Now here she is in her Coachella Big Titty Cleavage Pics:

Here she is in Some Magazine Photoshooped…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2015

21

Apr

Dakota Johnson Braless Tits of the Day

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Her name is Dakota Johnson and she has nipples that look like they are on their way to a funeral…but she still has nipples…as most girls do…unless they are cancer survivors, or Anglina Jolie, who doesn’t want to ever be a cancer survivor, and they get them removed as preemptive measures….

You have seen her nipples IN 50 SHADES OF GREY ….so I guess she’s decided that she doesn’t need to wear a bra out in public anymore, since it’s already been put out there…

That or Don Johnson, her dad…and ANtonio Banderas, her stepdad, didn’t give her enough attention growing up…because her mom was too busy giving blowjobs…as Hollywood Rich kids do…leaving her out there looking for some male attention…

Or maybe…nipples just aren’t a big deal, even when they are big and hard, and the real loser in all this is me…I am going to go with that theory…I mean I’m talking about hard nipples on some starlet like it matters…what the fuck.

Posted in:Dakota Johnson

2015

21

Apr

Kendall Jenner Coachella Private Plane Thigh of the Day

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I have a new fetish…

It is called rich kids flying in a private jet to Coachella, which is an hour and a half drive, because rich kids can’t be seen in cars, not even town cars, or tour buses for that hour and a half ride, like a bunch of fucking peasants..as rich kids have places to be and things to do…like sitting by the pool all day…and/or being whored by their parents…

Now I don’t hate that someone paid to fly Kendall to Coachella, like she was a hooker in Dubai…I actually like it because she’s showing thigh…and because it reminds me how cunty the generation has become…because if they can’t fly private…why fly at all.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

21

Apr

Amy Schumer Shows Letterman her Fat Vagina of the Day

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You know…I am all for the fat, busted faced girl finding comedy…I am even all for the fat, busted faced girl fidning success with that comedy….getting rich off their comedy…because most fat, busted faced girls don’t embrace being fat, busted faced girls…and live a mousy secluded, insecure life…without putting themselves out there, even if like Amy Schumer, them out there is annoying as fuck…which brings me to there being something about Amy Schumer beyond her physical appearance..that I hate….and that something is this joke..

It’s like I’m sure everyone has made jokes about second vaginas on inner thigh wounds…often…if she really wanted to be shocking….she should have showed Letterman her meaty, probably greasy, possibly big clit or burried genital pussy…because that would have been the right thing to do for comedy…

I don’t like this tip toeing around a good joke…like her vagina…in fact, as gross as she is, I think it’s be the best prank she could ever pull off, I mean that…and actually having sex…because come on..Amy Schumer getting fucked…is comedy…

Posted in:Amy Schumer

2015

21

Apr

Kristina Peric by David Benoliel for TREATS! of the Day

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TREATS! magazine has a few claim to fames. The first being that the magazine is financed by the facebook twins who got a couple of hundred million dollars for seeding the facebook idea in the Zuckerberg’s head before he robbed it….as autistic nerds do….especially from jocks…hasn’t anyone seen revenge of the nerds?

The other being that they took nude pics of Emily Rat Cow that got her in the Blurred lines video, and that made her famous for a year….

The last being that they find all the young, new, eager LA girls, get them naked and invite them to exclusive rich person parties, like a legal escort agency, which I guess is what all Modeling agencies are….introducing them to the world of being arm candy in high end, exclusive, rich person places…the whole thing may not be that interesting…but at least we get to see their tits in hot pics, because without these pics…the illusion of it all wouldn’t exist.

I am a fan…of illusions like this…

Posted in:Kristina Peric

2015

21

Apr

Elsa Hosk is an Official VS Angel of the Day

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I remember Elsa Hosk when she first started modeling a few years ago….she was doing a lot of topless shit and was pretty fucking amazing to look at…She’s Swedish, I am a fan..and it was obvious that it was only a matter of time before the evil underwear giants at Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and robbed her of the desperation she once had…in doing all those topless shoots to get noticed by a brand like Victoria’s Secret….you know the career changer…

Well she booked a few gigs with them but now it’s apparently official, she is in a contract, an official angel..and the good news is that in this rebrand to be more fashion and babe oriented…the new styling of the images are good enough to jerk off to…a throwback to the 90s…because even evil empires can update and improve..after enough scrutiny…

So now, Elsa Hosk is too famous for you, but let’s face it..she was too famous for you even before she was a model..because you’re weird and deserve to be alone..

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2015

21

Apr

Hot Motorbike Ride and Other Videos of the Day

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LAPD Don’t Like Being Filmed

Cop Slaps a Dude

House Floats Down Main Street

Naked Protesters of the Day

Gas Station Mayhem

Grandmother’s Rant of the Day

Scooter VS Cyclist…WTF

Black Man Buying a Gun Experiment

Live TV Fence Jump Fail

Elephant Kills a Motherfucker….Becasuse Motherfuckers Fuck with Elephants and Deserve to be Killed

Footballer Caught in the Dug Out…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My life is at the level of pathetic where I now try to create at dramatic curve, I either introduce them over text and try to make them jealous of each other, or I try to introduce my the over text message to have threeway sext, which ends with them hating each other and usually me, because this is a quick to market, easy to digest, disposable society….and in the end…my puppet mastering does more harm than good….and in the end…I still don’t get laid…there’s a pattern here…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Miley Cyrus and her Boyfriend are Over
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Amy Schumer Shows Letterman her Vagina
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Kylie Jenner Challenge Video
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Babes in Spots Bras
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The Tits of the Tribeca Festival
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Katie Cassidy – Bikini Slut
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Courtney Cox Tits are Engaged…
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Shitty Stunts of the Day
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Here’s some ass…
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Mike Myers’ Bought a 17 Million Dollar Apartment in NYC
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Very Uncomfortable bathign SUit
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The Man With the Voice of Satan
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Full House Revival is Happening
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LL Cool J Pictionary Fail
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Hot as Fuck Stunt Double of the Day
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

Apr