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2015

20

Apr

Sarah Hyland Did Coachella Week 2 of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out…for the same reasons you probably masturbate to her…she’s looks like she’s 12, but is in her 20s…and that’s just fucking weird.

I assume she was fed “peter pan” hormones that gymnasts are fed, or that Disney stars are fed, to make investing in them worth it…or maybe she’s just a freak of celebrity kid nature…

The good thing about her is that she’s taking a cue from her TV mom Sofia Veragara…to sex things up a bit to get noticed…

The other good thing about her is that she’s gone out to Coachella this year, instead of filing restraining orders against her abusive boyfriends…

All these spoiled brats don’t know shit about real domestic abuse….and here she is at Coachella…

Here she is for some Yu Tsai Photoshoot because she looks amazing..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2015

20

Apr

Jojo Had a Bikini Party of the Day

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Jojo’s big tits spilling out of her bikini doesn’t really interest me, even though I love fat tits…spilling out of bikinis…

What does interest me is that when she was 17 she was considered Jail Bait….

After watching her music video from when she was 17….I have no idea why,

I mean I can sense the stage mom, the no dad growing up…the poverty in Phully…and I guess the little enough body at 17….that I would have predicted would grow up to be a fat chick with not tits…but this video isn’t the first on my list of music videos to jerk off to…if anything it’s just a glimpse into her dating black dudes…throwing her career away at 18…only for this bikini comeback…which is probably the best thing she’s released since the 2000s…

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2015

20

Apr

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Katie Cassidy …other than that she’s David Cassidy’s daughter…which means she probably has a lot of daddy issues, you know because her daddy was some teen idol in the 70s, which would theoretically make him some kind of self-involved, egotistical, drug fueled asshole who is still stuck in the glory days of the Patridge Family, leading to a very fucked up upbringing…

But then again, maybe she’s normal, but there is no fun in that…and I guess there is no fun in her getting into the entertainment industry either, considering her dad, her grand parents, her uncles were all in it…and if she was to become a doctor or lawyer, she’d be more interesting..

The good news is that her in a bikini makes none of that matter…because at 29…she still looks good in a bikini.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katie Cassidy|SFW

2015

20

Apr

Old Man Party Trick and Other Videos of the DAy

Western Man on a Taiwanese Train

Pug Takes a Bath…

A Couple of Drunks…

Couple Fucking inside Russian White House

Bad Bad Bad….Road Race

Police Catch a Naked Rapst…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

20

Apr

Selena Gomez is a Mexican Pot Bellied Pig of the Day

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Selena Gomez was just in Mexico, possibly recording a video, or a song, or just having a break from the vacation that is her life, with a couple of black music producers, who either made her some beats..or beat her fucking pussy until she couldn’t watch, which actually would take a lot, thanks to being her size and ethnicity…not to say Mexicans have big pussies…but ya know…they do.

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Well she got back to her house in Calabasas that is probably more of a resort, or luxury hotel, staffed by Mexicans…where she had someone take a pic of her by her pool…with her gunt hanging out..

I mean girl has gained a solid 20 lbs and is owning it…which is wrong. Sure fat girls everywhere want to bring her over to the dark side by shaming her for being skinny…and celebrating her when she is fat….but a fat Selena is a bad Selena…no one wants to look like the Mexican working the taco stand…not even the Mexican working the taco stand…she’s just happy she’s got a green card…

All this to say…I prefer emotional starvation to emotional eating…and here’s her pot belly…for you to jerk off to…because you’re a Selena Gomez fan and she can do no wrong.

Here she is for Mario Testino’s Towel series…

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Here she is still in Mexico…Rocking a Massive Fat Girl Cameltoe…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

20

Apr

Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass…

Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring…

But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples…

This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole…

The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it…

Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude…

All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be..

Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child.

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Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction:

HEre the awesome video

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

20

Apr

Kylie Jenner and her Black Boyfriend in a Stripper Bikini of the Day

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I like that 17 year old Kylie Jenner realizes that now is the peak time based on historical evidence, for her to make as much noise as fucking possible, because America loves girls when they are 17, about to turn 18, acting slutty…even though we were all 17 once and probably fucking slutty 17 year old girls who had been fucking older guys since they were 14…at least I was…It’s not like teens don’t jerk off or watch porn, especially in this era fuck…they’ve been watching porn since they were 5. Thanks Internet.

But for some reason, a reason I call programming…the media loves saying “OMG THIS 17 YEAR OLD FUCKS”…or “WEARS STRIPPER BIKINIS”…or “HAS ASS IMPLANTS”….it’s like they forget that you can be a whore at all ages…especially when your mom forces it on you…and focus on a dated law that doesn’t reflect the fact that 17 and 18 is pretty much the same fucking thing…only this is illegal…and won’t be in a few months, even though it is being treated like it is not illegal, because the government can’t decide when a girl’s ready or not…

Here’s some pics of her from instagram…

Here’s a video of a girl doing the “#kyliejennerchallenge”….which is a tactic to suck on a jar to make your lips fuller…and it is amazing to see the positive impact she has on the youth:

Here are some pics:

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

20

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Car on Naked Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner went out and decided to show one of her many talents that the family call “road tripping”…where she assumes the doggy style position naked…and puts a toy car on herself…to balance that shit…

It’s one of the many tricks the Kardashians learn at a young age, along with sex with black men, donkey shows, ping pong shows…and how to be a spoiled entitled cunt who doesn’t deserve what they have but don’t know any better…because they’re mom stole their soul to the devil…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is 420. So be prepared for all the 420 posts on your social media of people who love weed, which is the majority of people….

I figure in an era where it is barely illegal to smoke..where everyday at 420 at least one idiot on my facebook types “420”…that you wouldn’t notice today as any other day…

But then again, I don’t smoke weed, my drug of choice is roofies, and that’s not even for me…it’s for the sex..

All this to say…at 420 I’ll be drinking..I always am…and here are some links…

Girs in Lingerie
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The Kylie Jenner Challenge for Bigger Lips is Amazing
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NEw Jurassic World Trailer
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Surfer Hijacks Boat Wave
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Jaden Smith is a Tranny
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The Timberlake Biel Baby
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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So Many Selfies
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Foul Ball Catch of the Day
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Hookers Endorse Hilary
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Dumbest Baby Prank Ever
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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2015

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new strategy with girls who don’t want to fuck me is to say “sometimes you’ve just got to say fuck it…and then fuck it”….it being me…you don’t tell them the last part, you imply it by pointing at your erection, ideally in a public place, like the bus or a restaurant or in line at a cash…because they know how real it is..I mean any asshole can point at their boner in private…the real passionate man…the romantic…the I will do anything for love motherfucker…will point at his boner any where and girls tend to not appreciate that at all

Fuck em like this guy fucks his dildo in public…

What they do appreciate are my links…these links..we call them stepLINKS…click them…

The Underboob….
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Michael Buble VS Booty
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Texas Vet Fired For Shooting a Cat with a Bow and Arrow…WTF
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Naked #stepGIRL on Other Websites…
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Pregnant Jaime King
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Anastasia Ashley is a Whore in Rollerskates…
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Slut of the Day
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Bella THorne is Alright
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Miley Cyrus Sexy Hike
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Coco and Her Sister are Amazing
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Coachella Disney Star of the DAy
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David Hassellhoff Music VIdeo!
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George Lucas Refuses to Watch Star Wars Trailer
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Maury on the Weirdest Paternity Tests Ever
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Rachel Hunter Pokies
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When You accidentally Think You’re Athletic…
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Josh Hartnett Turned Down Batman – Thank God
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Amber Rose Goes to Starbucks
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Some Hooker’s Pokies
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Rihanna’s Nipples
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Some Instagram Whores in Bikini Bottoms
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Emmy Rossum is Useless at an Event
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Little Motherfucker Who Wants to Run for President
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Charli XCX does Maxim
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Girls Finds Doppelganger and Meets Up
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Gillian Anderson of the DAy
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Miley Nipple Party
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Batman VS Superman Video
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Gigi Hadid Big Tits
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Carmen Electra of the Day
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Dog With Selective Injury
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Selena Gomez – Bikini Monster
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Drew Carey Does a Bunch of Weddings on Price is Right
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ALl of the Leaked Sony Emails
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Awkward Pornstar Year Book Pics
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Public Ass Fucker – WTF
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Huge Tits
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Massive Tits
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Girl and Two Dildos
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Big Tits Get Painted
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Free live sex without credit card
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Girls Eat Cake Off Each Other
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Humping the Tree…Girl….Probably Killed Herself…
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Zoe KRavitz Nude
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Dildo Dnagler
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Webcam Strip
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TWINS!
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Some Big Tits
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Greek Whores
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Lesbians!
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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