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2015

29

Apr

Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day

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Chelsea Handler clearly forgets that she’s 100 fucking years old and not the Chelsea Handler who first moved to Los Angeles because she was rated most likely to end up on TV in her High School, thanks to being the quirky slut, who made silly mean spirited jokes, while being hot enough to get passed around….a skill set she brought to Hollywood with her…only instead of every dude in her class…she turned to producers who finally got her a TV show…that she’s now lost…making her seem lost…in all her social media strategic moves that involve her being half naked…like this was a sugar baby party she once attended and was violated at … back when she was just starting out…

But she’s still in her underwear for the dudes and lesbians who feel that humor is the way to their heart and that humor with tits willing to be stared at…leads to good masturbation..

The whole thing is desperation, and normally I like desperation, when the desperation comes from really broke girls who never quite made it – not when it comes from trash that has already been on tv and is already more famous that it was ever supposed to be…

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Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

29

Apr

McDonald’s Employee Knocks Out Drunk Customer and Other Videos of the Day

Mom Beats a Woman over a Parking Space

Sucide Prevention – Kick to the Chest…

Woman Sets a Guy’s Car on Fire

Fight in Houston – Ends with Gun Shots

Hit and Bury is the New Hit and Run

Classy BRawl

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2015

29

Apr

The 10 New Victoria’s Secret Angels of the Day

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So Victoria’s Secret has named their new “Angels”…in an out with the old, or some of the old and in with the new instagram famous….that they pay 1/10 of what they used to pay the models or angels like Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel.

Because it’s a new era and everyone aspires to be a VS model, and the VS Empire despite being some low hanging fruit, bargain basement, middle of the road, dictate who is famous or not…in what I find weird…since it is like saying the fast food chain down the street determines good food, or the cheap as fuck strip club has the best girls, which we know is a lie….

The list of the new girls singed…and their tits are:

Elsa Hosk:

Jasmine Tookes:

Taylor Hill:

Sara Sampaio:

Martha Hunt:

Jac Jagaciak:

Stella Maxwell:

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Lais Ribeiro:

Romee Strijd:

Kate Grigorieva:

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2015

29

Apr

Kylie Jenner Piggy Backs French Montana of the Day

I have zero interest in Kylie Jenner, her lip challenge her mon’s PR agency probably came up with to get her name as viral as her sister’s cunt…

I don’t care about the family, the fact the dad is getting a sex change, or living a life as a woman, because I know it is just part of their media ploy and how they make their money, and motherfucker is likely just bullshitting, because for all this to happen now..seems a little fucked up…

I don’t care if Kylie gets ass injections at 16, it would make sense, that’s just the kind of trashy family she is from…and I don’t care how much money that trashy family makes because other trashy family is interested in then…

I do not care that she’s riding French Montana’s back….

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

29

Apr

Australiam Sex Worker by Art Provocative of the Day

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Friend of the site ART PROVOCATIVE has a pretty good thing going on in Australia…that involves taking amazing pictures of amazing women…in an amazing way…that is borderline soft core, definitely erotic that I love….

Ever more interesting, he does a lot of the hot pics you see of escorts that are usually cheesy as fuck, at least in America…for the backpages and escort sites, that you usually try to hire when drunk late at night, but that always show up as another girl pretending to be the girl in the picture, but 400 lbs heavier…

I guess the internet has made the good escorts, you know the girls who just like to bone for money and who get a good rate, to work with actual photographers that make them look as amazing as they are…because not all escorts are low level…some are magical like @AusEscortAlice … who these are pics of and who you may want to meet up with next time you’re wherever they are in Australia…

I mean Australian girls are amazing to begin with…this is just next level…

Posted in:Art Provocative

2015

29

Apr

Metisha Schaefer is this Weekend’s Ring Card Girl of the Day

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Her name is METISHA she is the ring card girl for the Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao fight you can assume Bieber will be in the locker room fluffing at…

It is such a massive fucking fight, and a massive fucking weekend, that all the models and actors and rich people…and scenesters alike are heading out to Vegas for it…all the Sugar Babies are getting their spray tans to sit by the pool for it…you know finding which dude to board the private jet with….

This beautiful creature sent from heaven, actually has a reason to be there…she’ll be in the front and center…far more interesting than the two motherfuckers beating the shit out of each other or being defensive until judges decide who won the fight…

She’s spectacular…and she does fitness…

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Posted in:Metisha Schaefer

2015

29

Apr

Zoe KRavitz Topless for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is on a bit of a media blitz….I guess she’s finally got work in the industry or something and needs to start getting press around that…I can’t be too sure…because I am too lazy to google her….

I just remember when she was 19 or 20 and starting to come up as an “it girl”…fashionista…because her dad was Lenny Kravitz, her mom Lisa Bonet from Bill Cosby’s show that possibly involved sex with Bill Cosby…

Well now she’s topless in some hipster magazine I am surprised still exists, but then again, I still exist and I am far less relevant since I Don’t come in the print form…

So one interesting thing about her is that she’s not intersting at all…

The other interesting thing about her is bilogical…. most half black people have one black father and one white mother who loves black cock…or vice versa…, while this one has two half parents that found each other…in the entertainment scene….so she’s still half, for two quarters and that’s just a mind fuck…representative of how we are all turning a shade of beige…

Here are her tits, because you’re no one and don’t exist these days if you don’t show tits…even when you only exist thanks to famous parents…

Here are the pics..

Posted in:Zoe Kravitz

2015

29

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The failed pick up line of the day happened at the walk in clinic I had to go to this morning…when I told some babe “you look like a herpes girl”….

I didn’t really know what it meant, but it didn’t get a positive response…kinda like the time I was fingering / watch deep in a skinny girl and I said “”I think fat girls have tighter vaginas than skinny girls…because the fat pushes down on them everything…”

The life of a probably autistic person…now here are some Morning Links…

Letterman on the State of Late Night TV
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Tara Reird in a Bra of the Day
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Jill Bunny Bikini
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Dude Who Seems Like He’s About to Eat It
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Zac Efron half Naked Holding a Pee Over His Dick
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Chelsea Handler in a Bra
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Tasteless Baltimore Riot Joke
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Joni Mitchell is Not ina Coma
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Mariah Carey VS Vegas
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if I attract exhibitionists on tinder, or slutty girls looking to be slutty, but for some reason when I ask for vagina pics they all say no…and when I ask why they say no and whether it is because they have a disgusting vagina….they all send the vagina pis…is reverse psychology that simple…I guess I have the vagina pics to prove that it is..

Yes, we can all agree that my life is pathetic…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Tugging At Clothes
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Hilary Duff is On Tinder
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Courtney Stodden Has a Sex Tape
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Drugged Out Popeyes Worker
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Some Whore in Slutty Lingerie
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Big Mariah
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Anne Hathaway is Boring as Fuck
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Dakota Fanning legs
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Jack Nicholson Reacts to Jared Leto’s JOker
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Vintage News Blooper
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Random No Name Bikini Model
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Shooting at a Brooklyn Funeral
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Slut of the Day
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Claire Sinclair Slutty Pics
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Scary Old Lady Upskirt of the Day
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Emmanuelle Beart from Les Temoins Naked
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Arresting Grandma for a Stolen Car Prank
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Paris Hilton is Old
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Elle Macpherson Carries a Piss Test in her Purse
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Sofia Vergara Vanity Fair Tits
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Jessica Alba Boring as Fuck
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Megan Fox Doing TMNT 2
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Immigration Officer Kills a 20 Year Old
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Hobie From Baywatch Arrested
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Hotties In The Wild
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Alexandra Daddario Hard Pokies on Stage
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Rita Ora Midriff in a Sports Bra
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Strong Wings Knock Over Train
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Kate Upton Monster
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Elon Musk Tried to Fuck Karlie Kloss
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Amber Rose is a Whore
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The 22 Hottest Pics of Nikki Reed
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The Woman Selling her Used Pregnancy Test
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Drugged Out Dude Takes a swan Dive
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Maitland Ward Has a Nasty Vagina Area
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Alice Eve Tits Hate Bruce Jenner
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Victoria’s Secret Model of the Day
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Kid Breaks Rubiks Cube Record
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Big Hail
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Find a Hot Young Girl Who Takes Care of a Daddy Who can Takes Care of Them…
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Whore of the Day
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Bill Belichick Checking Out Ass
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Wanksy is the Best Artist Ever
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Gigi Hadid Photoshoots Continue
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A Bunch of Selfies
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So Many Fit Girls
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Busty ex-girlfriends and wives show it all on cam
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This Asian Will Do Anything in Public
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Girl Gets Naked and Showers
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Big Tits and a Watergun
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Some Girl Strips
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Naked Jumper
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Nude Model of the Day
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Aggressive Dildo
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Jedi Pussy
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The Hottest Webcam
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Tent Fail
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Greek Whore
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WTF did He Just Smoke
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12 Year Old Player
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

28

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day

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I guess fitness Lohan hasn’t been focusing on her squats, because looking at her ass looks like her ass cheeks are being sucked into her anus…and I guess since it is Lohan, I hope her ass cheeks are wearing a condom, because she’s dirty and since it is Lohan..I wish those ass cheeks were my mouth….because I love this freckly mess in all her levels of desperate…as she slowly becomes an instagram model…

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