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2015

10

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is an Instagram Fitness Model of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan, who we recently enough watched slowly die off …. both career, sex appeal, even tabloid interest..thanks to drugs, and booze and starvation…has taken her addiction to health and fitness and is turning herself into an instagram model..and it’s pretty fucking funny, because it seems like she’ practicing for a character in a movie, maybe the Sarah Stage biopic or something equally useles…but now she’s getting fitness tea sponsorships…what a fucking joke…a joke I love…and that the brand loves…because why not milk her insanity for their personal gain…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

10

Apr

Brooke by Sarah Fountain of the Day

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Her name is BROOKE NASH , she’s an australian model who has posted her email to her instagram, so that you can send her love letters…something that you’re used to, only this time they won’t be to prison inmates who are the only women who write you back since they have little going on….and they probably won’t get you arrested since you’re in another country…but they will still probably creep you out…

She’s in this bikini shoot for a photographer named SARAH FOUNTRAIN , not sure what the pics are for, I just know that they are awesome, but then again, they feature a babe in a bikini in an ideal setting…what’s not to fucking like…when your life is a miserable series of fat chick and grey thanks to that cloud of sad over your pathetic, failure head…….right?

via C-Heads

Posted in:Photos

2015

10

Apr

LeAnna Rimes Bikini Pose of the Day

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LeAnna Rimes took a pic of herself bent over in a bikini…and I felt it was appropriate based on her level of classy whore from the south who fell off the rails and took her money to make herself into some kind of bootleg stripper looking housewife homewrecker…

She reminds me of every stripper trying to seduce me ass up posed over the bar pretending to order a drink..only the instagram version..

You know the kind of girl who acts like she wants to get raped, and you figure you can’t rape the willing so it’s not rape, only for her to charge you with rape…the worst…

Posted in:LeAnna Rimes

2015

10

Apr

Betty White Nudes on Flashback Friday of the Day

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If you can’t cum to a 1943 Betty White naked…because fame whores existed in the 40s also…you’re not a real man…if it helps you can always just pretend she is your grandma and you’re looking through your grandpa’s old albums….or if you’re like me and you’ve seen every Golden Girls episode ever…you can just enjoy all that is rose…too bad you can’t see if she’s got an inny or an outty…bastards were too wholesome for spread eagled pics back then..

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Posted in:Flashback Friday

2015

10

Apr

Two Hoes Fighting……and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Takes Pee in the Middle of the Street

Reporter Gets Interrupted!

Walter Scott Making a Run from the Cops…Before he was Shot Dead

Shot Gun Suicide…

Kid Falls Out of the Car

Police Beating in LA

Prisoner VS 4 Prison Guards

Men VS Corpse

Buggy VS Bush

Russian Getting a Head Transplant…

Man Carries Donkey with his Teeth

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2015

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The funniest thing about getting drunk alone is when you get caught having sex by mall security….with yourself…because there’s no one there with you to have sex with so you take proactive measures to get the job done..outside the Victoria’s Secret changing room…because they are all your girlfriends….thanks to the Internet bridging that gap from what is real and fake..

Stretch…

It’s Coachella weekend, let’s hope at least one celebrity has “heat stroke”…

Here are some morning links….

Britney Spears Does Music Videos
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Jared Leto as The Joker
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Jet Lag of the Day
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Stupid Criminal of the Day
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Hilary Clinton for President
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Mirror Selfies!
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Butt in Leggings of the Day
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Dude to Get a Head Transplant
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Keri Russell in a Bikini
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Elevator Suicide!
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People Fucking Love Chick-Fil-A
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Elsa Hosk Topless for Mirage
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Two Girls Lose it On The Slingshot
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Port-O-Potty of the Day for Coachella
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Facebook Tracking….Becasue they are Evil
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2015

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a random girl at the grocery store “Why don’t you ever beg for my cum”…is a bad way to get her to beg for your cum….

Fascinating observation…right?

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Without Bras
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Harry Potter Grand Theft Auto Crossover
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Alyssa Milano Tit Milk Fight.
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Britney Spears on Set of Iggy Azalea Video
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Kardashians Celebrate Genocide
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Pregnant Jennifer Love Hewitt is Terrifying – but at Least She’s Got an Excuse for Being Fat
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Carter Cruise Drops her First Music Video
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Taylor Swift’s Mom has Cancer
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Things that Bounce..
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Mischa Barton Monster
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Fuck You Kylie Jenner
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Julianne Hough’s Got Pink Hair…
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Emmy Rossum Looks Alright
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J.Lo Pics Her Fat Fucking Ass
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Johnny Depp’s Marriage is ALready in the Gutter…
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Hilary Duff in Jeans
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Gwyneth Paltrow is on the Foodstamp Challenge
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Karrueche Tran in Tight Jeans
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Firda Gustavsson Topless
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Yo Ventura’s Crazy Ass
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Joanna Krupa in a Red Dress
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Jon Hamm was an Asshole Frat Boy
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Emily Ratajkowski Panty Flash
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Today in Mischa Bartonhttp://moejackson.com/2015/04/08/ GO

90210 Marriage Drama
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Sarah Stage Abs
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The Puppy Who Only Wakes Up on His Own Terms
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Olivia Wilde’s Hottest Pics
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Sluts in Zoo Magazine of the Day
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Fame Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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Wet Girl in the Bath
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Bieber is Snuggling Ariana Grande
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Today in the Willis Sisters
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Barbara Fialho in Lingerie
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Robert Durst’s Letter to the LA Times
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Girls Who ARen’t in Shirts
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Free live sex without credit card
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Behind the scenes with Big Fucking Tits…
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Comedy Writer Did Porn
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Hottie Loses Her Bikini
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Lesbians in HD
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Boobs on the Bus
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Jessica Alba’s Girl on Girl Make-Out
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12 Minutes of Masturbation
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Webcam Girls Are Amazing…
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Connie Carter is Amazing
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Ed Sheernan on Sesame Street Weridness
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Psycho Cam Girl
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Butt Massages
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Where did that sign come from…
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

09

Apr

Britney Spears Midriff and Shorts for an Iggy Azalea Shoot of the Day

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This is pretty funny. I guess Britney is on the Madonna kick, of linking up with the new generation of popstars, to either stay relevant, or drink the blood from their used tampon in the trailer on set to try to get their powers….

Because I guess she’s strategically, despite being a middle aged mom of two, decided to have a cameo appearance or “feature” in an Iggy Azalea song…you know how these incestuous people at the record labels work…anything for money…which conveniently is also how Britney’s family work, and they’ve got power of attorney or “conservatorship” over her…so exploit that bitch as much as you can like the cow back in their Lousianna farm that just has no more milk to give…”I think I got a drip out of her”…

Speaking of Louisiana – Here’s Season 2 Trailer for True Detective…you like how I tied that in? They should be paying me for this genius…

Maybe they compared shitty implants…

Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea drive in an orange Jeep while filming a music video for their new song 'Pretty Girls'

Britney Spears drives an orange Jeep as she films a music video for her song with Iggy Azalea, 'Pretty Girls'

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2015

09

Apr

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Amazing in Bikinis of the Day

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This picture is over a week old, but with certain celebrities, or kids of celebrities that’s about how long it takes for the amazingness of instgram whoring in a bikini to get noticed…they are just that relevant…

Now I’ve heard that both Scout and Tallulah Willis are amazing, nice, fun and they aren’t fame whores…so I’m not going to hate on them, or even their older sister who at one time had a weirdo head thanks to her mom’s wonky overrated genetics…that I made fun of all the time…back when I didn’t look at the bright side of things…like nice round fit ass…

The lesson of the day is that to hate on girls, sisters, who self produce this kind of magic…for a man with a sister fetish…would just be stupid…especially since all I really want is to be invited to this bootyshow pool party…I feel like I deserve it…

If anything, be nice to all vagina, and maybe it will send you nudes…unless it’s a garbage twat that needs to be taught a lesson…but in this situation, it seems like these girls are doing just fine…

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Posted in:Scout Willis

2015

09

Apr

January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day

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I am not a fan of January Jones, her stupid name, or even her tits….

I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because he paid her off and/or it will be detrimental to her image….while she can just use it instead as a marketing hook…that keeps the media interested in her…

I just know that if knocked up a bitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved, I’m busy drinking…and trying to fuck other girls…

I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy.

Right?

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