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2015

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I do all this….because I am fat, I have a small penis and no one likes me…at least that’s what I gather from my hate mail, and my soul….but it reminds me that I may be irrelevant but at least I piss off one feminist who is mad I make fun of fat chicks…

Car Selfies
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Kylie Jenner Tight Top
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Tom BRady’s April Fool’s Prank
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The Hottest Pic You’ll See All Day
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C Span Call of the Day
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New Bloopers!
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Kim Kardashian Has Big Fucking Tits
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A Cat’s Favorite Things
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Gwyneth Paltrow Went to Mexico to Celebrate Breaking Up
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Hot Chicks in Bed
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Picking Up Chicks is Easy
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Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash
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2015

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The failed pick-up line of the day is “I didn’t just masturbate to your pics”…

That said, I’m going to be a Vine Star.

Behati Prinsloo Ass Flash
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Rihanna’s April Fools Concert
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Rihanna Slut Tits
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You’ll Like Unmasked Boba Fett
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Lily Depp is Slutty and 12
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Anastasia Ashley Fat Ass Trick
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Skymall Underwear
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Crazy
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Slut of the Day
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NYPD Loses His Mind
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The 10 Meanest Pranks Parents Ever Pulled on Their Kids
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Scarlett Johansson’s Comic Book Whore
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Emma Roberts Legs
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So Much Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Josie Maran Pokies
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Katy Perry Short Hair
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Hilary Duff Big Cleavage
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Gold Digging Whore of the Day
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Avril Lavigne has Lyme Disease
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Bethenny Frankel Hard Weird Nipples
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Charlie Riina Bikini Babe
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The Greatest Pranks That Were Pulled Back in History
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Spartan Race People Tried to Stop Earth Rotation for a Second
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Josie Maran Bikini
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The Best April Fools’ Day Pranks
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Homeless Man Gives Other Homeless Man Money
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event
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Juliette Lewis Naked in Some Movie
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Car Selfies
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Florida Dad of the Day
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Watch girls get naked in their bedrooms
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Hot 37 Year Old in a Magazine
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Tessa Fowler Topless Beach
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Wedging that Ass
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Foreskin of the Day
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Two Girls
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Labia of the DAy
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Bouncing With Her Boobs Out
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2 Banana CHallenge
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

01

Apr

Niykee Heaton for Comples of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some moderately talented, but not really, youtube star, who ended up getting a record deal from Timberlake a bunch of years ago for a cover she did of his song, trying to be like the other child molesting pervert popstar Usher, only going for a girl, because it’s like gay that way….

She has become a thirsty, very thirsty…this bitch has been in the dessert trying to get backstage at Coachella thirsty…riding coattails…hard…but posting slutty pics, as these girls do thanks to Facetune…

Now my friends at Complex, who in case you don’t know, featured me in 2007, meaning they may miss the beat on choosing the right people, considering there are so many other fame whores willing to get naked for their editorials…but I guess this fame whore has a machine behind her, and more importantly, this fame whore looks pretty fucking good….

Here is a video…

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2015

01

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash of the Day

Amanda Seyfried flashed her panties…it is the most interesting thing that she’s ever done in history of her paparazzi pics…because normally she’s unshowered, normally she’s dumpy looking, and normally we have to turn to her movies to see her naked, because she’s always down for that and has a great body for that, a body ruined by Justin Long’s penis, that must be massive, being rubbed all over her….because why else would people fall for him…I mean maybe he got apple stock for his “I’m a Mac Guy Shit”….that’s probably it…because everything else about him, and now Amanda Seyfried…scare me…except staring at pics of her panties being flashed…I’m cool with that…

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2015

01

Apr

Tara Reid Failed Bikini of the Day

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It is Spring Break…and what better public service announcement is there than a picture of the spokesperson, the icon, the Spring Break, a girl who once had everything, celebrity and fame, who got sucked up in the first class tickets, first class hotels, VIP room life…the perpetual party girl, fuck this acting life, let me get drunk at bottle service…until one day realizing that she looks like a deflated, yet bloated, AIDS ridden, yet sloppy, pile of shit, that only a life of party can do to you…

It is fascinating that she had a career, she had work, people loved her and thought she was hot as fuck, yet instead of just making more shitty movies and more money, she just decided to destroy her body at another shitty party…night after night…until turning into what must be a zombie, clearly dead on the inside…and the outside looks like it’s in tow…

I mean, I don’t know what I am looking at, but for some reason, I want to do body shots off of it..

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2015

01

Apr

Hipster Tits for Art of the Day

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A Day is Not a Day….unless a hipster chick thinks she’s doing some higher purpose art project by releasing topless pics of herself to the internet…to show the world how comfortable she is with her body and in her sexuality…because she grew up on porn…and tits aren’t a big deal compared to what is out there…

This is the future generation, tits everywhere, tits for hits…and I fucking love it, even if I don’t really care who the tits belong to…because that requires too much emotional investment…

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2015

01

Apr

Megan Fox for Bazaar Arabia of the Day

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Megan Fox was in Harper’s Bazaar Arabia…because she’s at the level of fame where Arabia has moved in and the trips to Dubai are going to start coming in…and the instagram pics of her on the private jet and in luxury hotels will be everywhere…like all the instagram hookers getting paid for that shit…but she’s doing it in a more subtle way…one with acual magazine coverage and less arab guys shitting on her face for 100k…in a “let’s shit on this America Actress, we’ve seen her shitty acting, it will bring ISIS together”…or some shit…

Either way, here are the pics…

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2015

01

Apr

Charlize Theron Ad Campaign of the Day

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Charlize Theron was almost a hooker….After her mom killed her dad…..back home in South Africa…she came to America with with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, we’re talking porno, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty….and I’ve still jerked off to her playboy pics…from 1997….

Here she is in an Ad Campaign…

To See Her at some Bullshit Event of the Day CLICK HERE

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2015

01

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was in a bathing suit…because Doutzen Kroes is a bathing suit model…and she’s putting it out there for free because this is like a doctor doing some Doctor’s Without Borders shit, giving back to the community or some shit, by feeding her fucking ego…and mom of two with black babies or not…she’s still pretty magical…in black and white from afar….

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2015

01

Apr

Charlotte McKinney’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Sultry bombshell Charlotte McKinney vamps it up for the cameras

Charlotte McKinney pulled off a serious scam….I mean if natural tits were this profitable for all average looking girls…the world would have a lot of Dancing with the Stars shows, even networks based strictly on that….

She is a nobody from Tampa or Orlando, with a face that looks like it works at the bootleg hooters….but her massive natural tits…got her to new york, got her a rich and connected boyfriend and got her in Guess and then on TV…

I mean trashy girls have taken this route before, Anna Nicole Smith, but at least Anna Nicole Smith was publicly a gold digger…where as this one is just a fuckijng mystery…totally confusing…

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