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2015

01

Apr

ASOS Swim of the Day

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Here’s some ASOS Swim campaign…it’s bright, it’s bikinis, it is still fucking cold outside, and even when it’s not, you won’t find any girls who look like this in bikinis, but you can pretend…I mean I have been alive for 45 years and on hot as fuck days…Inever see anything like thist…that’s why I don’t leave the house and commit to the internet…or more importantly, my age on TINDER and try to get girls pretending to be 18 to send you bikini pics, since 18 on TINDER counts as checking for ID…sketchy fucking girls with their lies…

Posted in:ASOS

2015

01

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Doughy Mom Ass of the Day

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I know these pics are from a few days ago, but I figure starring at a Jessica Alba mom of two in her 30s ass, is worth everyone’s time, because even if it’s sloppy as fuck looking, all juicy and worth a billion dollars, it is still pretty fucking impressive…that it is a mom of two in her 30s, even if she only has one real task in life and that is to pretend she’s in a good marriage to market her brand to make sure it stays woth a billion dollars…I mean that and keeping a hot ass cuz no one likes fat people…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLCIK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2015

01

Apr

Google Maps Titty Flash of the Day

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I know that today is the day of stupid stunts but this Australian girl with massive tits goes to show us, that if you want to prank the world, you can do it any day, as long as the Google Maps Street View Camera is driving by…

I don’ know her name..but she said:

“I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Davis told the Port Pirie Recorder. “I also did it for a friend in the United Kingdom. Now he can see me all the time.”

But I see her tits…

Posted in:Photos

2015

01

Apr

Woman Refuses to Cover her Chest and Other Videos of the Day

Physics Teacher of the Day

Young Girl Hit By Car on Cellphone

Car Chase of the Day

Violent Robbery in Florida

KO of the Day

Racist Woman and her Crowbar

NYPD VS Uber

Dude gets Clotheslined

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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April Fools…is a day that I don’t participate in because I have a too cool for school mentality, that really knows I am not too cool for anything, I just have zero interest being part of anything that most people are part of, it would force me to admit I was one of them…and we can’t have that…

However, I do appreciate all the good and bad pranks, since I like seeing people get trolled hard…

I guess what I am saying is that everyday is my APril Fools, but more importantly, the one time I did participate by redirecting the site to Disney.com with a press release saying I was acquired by Disney, proved to be a huge waste of time…that ended in lawyer’s letters…because Disney are too cool for jokes..

Here are some morning Links…

10 Horrible April Fools Pranks
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Great Asses
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Driving While Black – Chris Rock Puulled Over for a Third Time
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RIP Joni Mitchell
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Olivia Wilde Calls Her Body a Deflated Pool Toy
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Josie Canseco’s Got a DUI
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Beanbag Explosion!
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Taylor Swift in Tiny Shorts
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Iggy Azalea’s Words of Wisdom About her Tits
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British Dies…
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Physics Teacher Strikes Kid in the Dick with an Axe
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People Translating a Racist Comment
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tonight I saw spring breakers, and all they were doing was making ball jokes…

I hate ball jokes…I also fart jokes…and anything frat boy, bro and annoying……but I do love great asses…great asses erase cankles, STDs and pretty much everything…

I’m drunk, In diabetic shock and no girls want to film interracial contortionist porn with me….

Here are some stepLINKS

So Many Selfies
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Rihanna Bra Top….
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Old People Try lean
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Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bathing Suit
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Tara Reid in a Bikini
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It’s Windy
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Britney Spears Reads Romance Novels
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Joni Mitchell is in the Hospital
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The Original Batmen are Together Again
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Grunting in the Gym Prank
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HILARY DUFF CLEAVAGE
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JOSIE MARAN BIKKINI
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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Random Model
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Taylor Swift Hotness
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Shows Off her Bikini
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Funny Guy at the Gym
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Chartlitte McKinney Nipples
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This Will COnfuse Your Penis
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Today in Farrah Abraham
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Rumer Willis in a See Through Outfit
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Gils Squeezing Into Pants
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Topless on the Beach
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Bus Stripper
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Teens MAsturbating Together
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Bunny Butt Plug
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Don’t Forget to Wash Your Hand
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Slut at the Beach
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Pornstar TELLS A JOKE
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

31

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but then she quit and moved back home to raise her multiple black babies that she has with some DJ…since Victoria’s pays shit, but put her on the map, when otherwise she’d jsut be some THOT posting bikini pics on her instagram, probably not married to an international DJ, but working the bar and fucking local DJs….because Victoria’s Secret is a stap of approaval, and based on her social media…I assume it is something she probably misses, because why else is she getting half naked like this…it’s for the fans…and the ego…of an exhibitionist…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2015

31

Mar

Gigi Hadid for Ad Week of the DAy

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Gigi Hadid was in Ad Week…discussing life after modeling, even though she’s hardly a model, just a rich kid who was positioned properly to be a “model”…and now people talk to her like she matters…but I guess she does..because being a “model” doesn’t really require much but narcissism and a dad with important friends to put her in campaigns…and eventually, if done right, she ends up like Gigi…relevant…in Victoria’s Secret…ripping lines with the stars…even though she had access to do that before being a moedel thanks to the trust fund and her dad, who’s fucked all these LA models…but now she’s doing it with purpose…inspiring…a leader of tomorrow…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

31

Mar

Miley Cyrus In a One Piece in the Backyard of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted some pics of a homemade photoshoot she did, post wisdom teeth removal, featuring some ice on her face like she just got beat up like the hick that she is, you know in some trailer park spousal dispute I wish was her reality, but insteaed, she’s just rich as fuck, living the life of luxury, worth more than any of us, and not even 25 yet…pretty depressing….

We can sit and laugh at her accent, her deep voice, her lame, poser, bullshit “artistic” vision…that is just hollywood bullshit, but she’s living the good life, people care about her, and she’s hot enough for all of us to want to fuck…but instead we just get to stare at her homemade shoots, thinking “I wish i was the reason she was icing her face, you know after bruising her up with all my throat fucking”…because we are pathetic, at least I am…and doing posts on these people makes me want to kill myself…but I’ll save that for another day…instead I’ll just post some pics…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

31

Mar

Eliza Cummmings for Stella McCartney Lingerie of the Day

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When you’re a model and your name is CUMMINGS, you’re definitely properly suited to model lingerie, even if lingerie catalog pics are boring, it is still lingerie….because your name acts as an instructions as to what we should be doing to these pics…for them to really be properly executed…not that anyone cums to lingerie pics, and if they do…it’s just because they’ve been over exposed to porn and need to scale back, reconnect with their souls…and try to find sexy in things that aren’t throat fucking videos…

Fascinating…

Posted in:Eliza Cummmings