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2015

01

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash of the Day

Amanda Seyfried flashed her panties…it is the most interesting thing that she’s ever done in history of her paparazzi pics…because normally she’s unshowered, normally she’s dumpy looking, and normally we have to turn to her movies to see her naked, because she’s always down for that and has a great body for that, a body ruined by Justin Long’s penis, that must be massive, being rubbed all over her….because why else would people fall for him…I mean maybe he got apple stock for his “I’m a Mac Guy Shit”….that’s probably it…because everything else about him, and now Amanda Seyfried…scare me…except staring at pics of her panties being flashed…I’m cool with that…

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2015

01

Apr

Tara Reid Failed Bikini of the Day

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It is Spring Break…and what better public service announcement is there than a picture of the spokesperson, the icon, the Spring Break, a girl who once had everything, celebrity and fame, who got sucked up in the first class tickets, first class hotels, VIP room life…the perpetual party girl, fuck this acting life, let me get drunk at bottle service…until one day realizing that she looks like a deflated, yet bloated, AIDS ridden, yet sloppy, pile of shit, that only a life of party can do to you…

It is fascinating that she had a career, she had work, people loved her and thought she was hot as fuck, yet instead of just making more shitty movies and more money, she just decided to destroy her body at another shitty party…night after night…until turning into what must be a zombie, clearly dead on the inside…and the outside looks like it’s in tow…

I mean, I don’t know what I am looking at, but for some reason, I want to do body shots off of it..

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2015

01

Apr

Hipster Tits for Art of the Day

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A Day is Not a Day….unless a hipster chick thinks she’s doing some higher purpose art project by releasing topless pics of herself to the internet…to show the world how comfortable she is with her body and in her sexuality…because she grew up on porn…and tits aren’t a big deal compared to what is out there…

This is the future generation, tits everywhere, tits for hits…and I fucking love it, even if I don’t really care who the tits belong to…because that requires too much emotional investment…

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2015

01

Apr

Megan Fox for Bazaar Arabia of the Day

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Megan Fox was in Harper’s Bazaar Arabia…because she’s at the level of fame where Arabia has moved in and the trips to Dubai are going to start coming in…and the instagram pics of her on the private jet and in luxury hotels will be everywhere…like all the instagram hookers getting paid for that shit…but she’s doing it in a more subtle way…one with acual magazine coverage and less arab guys shitting on her face for 100k…in a “let’s shit on this America Actress, we’ve seen her shitty acting, it will bring ISIS together”…or some shit…

Either way, here are the pics…

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2015

01

Apr

Charlize Theron Ad Campaign of the Day

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Charlize Theron was almost a hooker….After her mom killed her dad…..back home in South Africa…she came to America with with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, we’re talking porno, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty….and I’ve still jerked off to her playboy pics…from 1997….

Here she is in an Ad Campaign…

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2015

01

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was in a bathing suit…because Doutzen Kroes is a bathing suit model…and she’s putting it out there for free because this is like a doctor doing some Doctor’s Without Borders shit, giving back to the community or some shit, by feeding her fucking ego…and mom of two with black babies or not…she’s still pretty magical…in black and white from afar….

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2015

01

Apr

Charlotte McKinney’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney pulled off a serious scam….I mean if natural tits were this profitable for all average looking girls…the world would have a lot of Dancing with the Stars shows, even networks based strictly on that….

She is a nobody from Tampa or Orlando, with a face that looks like it works at the bootleg hooters….but her massive natural tits…got her to new york, got her a rich and connected boyfriend and got her in Guess and then on TV…

I mean trashy girls have taken this route before, Anna Nicole Smith, but at least Anna Nicole Smith was publicly a gold digger…where as this one is just a fuckijng mystery…totally confusing…

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2015

01

Apr

ASOS Swim of the Day

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Here’s some ASOS Swim campaign…it’s bright, it’s bikinis, it is still fucking cold outside, and even when it’s not, you won’t find any girls who look like this in bikinis, but you can pretend…I mean I have been alive for 45 years and on hot as fuck days…Inever see anything like thist…that’s why I don’t leave the house and commit to the internet…or more importantly, my age on TINDER and try to get girls pretending to be 18 to send you bikini pics, since 18 on TINDER counts as checking for ID…sketchy fucking girls with their lies…

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2015

01

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Doughy Mom Ass of the Day

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I know these pics are from a few days ago, but I figure starring at a Jessica Alba mom of two in her 30s ass, is worth everyone’s time, because even if it’s sloppy as fuck looking, all juicy and worth a billion dollars, it is still pretty fucking impressive…that it is a mom of two in her 30s, even if she only has one real task in life and that is to pretend she’s in a good marriage to market her brand to make sure it stays woth a billion dollars…I mean that and keeping a hot ass cuz no one likes fat people…

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2015

01

Apr

Google Maps Titty Flash of the Day

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I know that today is the day of stupid stunts but this Australian girl with massive tits goes to show us, that if you want to prank the world, you can do it any day, as long as the Google Maps Street View Camera is driving by…

I don’ know her name..but she said:

“I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Davis told the Port Pirie Recorder. “I also did it for a friend in the United Kingdom. Now he can see me all the time.”

But I see her tits…

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