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2024

22

Jul

Paige Spiranac is a Golf Influencer!

Paige Spiranac is the kind of golfer who produces jerk off material for the boys because it gets her more clicks, views and followers since the boys are fucking perverts.

I don’t know if the golf angle really matters when it comes to Spiranac, but it’s a good way to make her seemingly less of a shameless whore.

Plus, dudes love the idea of taking their hookers out for a legitimate game of golf, rather than just having them sit in the golf cart waiting for you to finish because it’s boring and cutting into their spending your money time.

So the fact that Paige has a marketable skill, while also having marketable tits, is just a stars aligning moment…that has turned her face into one of those muppet instagram faces….where she performs LEWD acts on the Golf Courses that were once a classy and sophisticated place, not a strip club.

So when she puts together her non-golf, shameless, jerk off, titty content that is all self produced or shot by her mom….we all get a laugh out of it, because it’s playful and fun….almost making fun of that jerk off material, you know being self aware and self deprecating, which is not the same as self defecating, but it probably smells better…because it makes it less serious, but still gets the point across.

She’s a classy shameless self promoter, represented by big talent agents who won’t produce nude content ever in her life, she has morals, so don’t expect to find her on ONLYFANS…you perverts…..

Instead, find her on a platform owned by all the Hollywood Talent agents, that are committed to having NO NUDITY as part of the terms and conditions, so that brands don’t find it porny and that creators don’t find it porny, when they join to produce porny content….

The way I see it is why the fuck would anyone subscribe to a platfrom that ENSURES no nudity, when the whole point of exclusive content is the HOPE that strings you along that there will be NUDITY…

Otherwise, it’s just a self produced MAXIM shoot, which is still porny, but like the first 4 pics of the porn photoshoot, for those of us who jerked off to porn galleries in the 90s….

We’re missing a solid 60 percent of the gallery…you know where the golf clubs get inserted in each hole, or the black caddy comes in and says “hey, I see you’re a blonde”….

The point is, so long as she’s on her 100 dollar per month PASSES, this is as nude as she gets….BORING….

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2024

22

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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On one side of the conversation, people are pushing health and wellness as the new cocaine party slut approach to life. People aren’t drinking, they are bio-hacking, doing the whole macro calorie counting, hitting the gym for various muscle building tactics, doing organic foods and other superfoods and all that other shit it hopes of living forever, despite all the forever chemicals being sprayed on them that can’t be avoided…

On the other side of the conversation, hanging out with some nurses could be hot and fun, since nurses are pretty slutty these days as they run a side hustle in self produced porn and really tap into the whole being a fetish because they care for you like your mommy, while not being your mommy, forced to play with your asshole as part of their job and not even seen as whores for it, if anything, at least in Canada, it’s paid for by the government, no matter how many boners you expose to them as they bathe you..

So maybe terminal illness is the way to go, end the suffering, the financial strain and die with slutty nurses caring for you, which can only go south when you get one of those male nurses on your file who isn’t quite what you were hoping for, but based on this volume of whorish nurses, the chances seem to be in your FAVOR…

ENJOY.

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2024

22

Jul

Elisa Barranu is the Instagram Of The Day

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Elisa Barranu is a hot model with tits, she’s currently in Italy.

People definitely recognize the importance of signed agency models…because this do-it-yourself bullshit is fine for ETSY,. but when it comes to hot pussy it takes out the whole competitive nature and infrastrucuture that we need.

We need an authoritative panel that decides who is hot and who isn’t, otherwise society goes mental when things go rogue, unsure of what is real or fake, up or down, left or right…it’s chaos.

The number one way to controlling a population, besides fear is through confusion….their truth becomes lies and lies become true…chaos.

So when I see an agency model, instead of a shameless self producer, even if the agency model is being as shameless as a self producer, the agency model is more important because she’s doing it for a greater cause and reason. She has people relying on her to win….while the self produced girl is just throwing things off, like if you had some amateur athlete jump into pro sports and being treated the same as the pro athlete…it’s mental….

So I find comfort in Barranu…

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2024

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Joy Corrigan – Jacked her pants up her ass along with her thong photoshoot
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2024

19

Jul

Madison Beer Drops New Song in Slutty Outfit of the Day

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Madison Beer dropped a new song you can jerk off to.

Which I think is the point of Madison Beer….shitty songs and dances to jerk off to…

It’s an informedrcial Ron Popeil left on the production meeting whiteboard….but that Madison Beer figured out was a good strategy after launching on Youtube for the creepy perverts….YOU…

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2024

19

Jul

Britney Spears is a Good Time….of the Day

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Be like Britney Spears, assuming she’s not dead….which I guess we can’t do.

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2024

19

Jul

Pregnant Selena Gomez in the Bathing Suit of the Day

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I don’t know if you can get pregnant when you’ve got half a kidney, lupus and whatever other issues the stunted child star has…

But girl sure looks like she’s managed to make it happen, making me wonder if she’s a miracle LUPUS case, or just that rich people can buy their way out of anything, or more likely…the food lover with a food show and a zoo-like creature as a boyfriend….who apparently also loves food…is just fat.

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2024

19

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishenets aren’t just for wearing while you jerk off because you’re a cross dresser…

They’re also not just for catching fish during some apocalyse…

They aren’t for squeezing fat girls out in weird way…

They are for looking at in pics of chicks in fishnets, it’s old timey, classic and familiar….generations of people jerked off to fishnets, probably something you and your grandpa can probably bond on, hopefully not while jerkin goff to your granny in fishnets, because you’re that kind of family.

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2024

19

Jul

Laura Margesin is the Instagram Of The Day

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Laura Margesin is the kind of pussy you want to spread on bread…or your face…

Not quite as convenient as a butter alternative that you can buy in a jar because you live in a trailer park and like cancer….because you can’t buy her in a store, but if she’s a model, you can buy her for photoshoots by paying her a day rate through her agency and she’s not even an actual whore…

LOOP HOLES HOLES….

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess the saddest thing about having never been relevant on the internet, besides not getting paid stupid amounts of money for bullshit, so that I can be yachting in Europe with the homies Zuck and Bezos, you know joining in on their satanic sex parties where they plan their evil tactical take over…

IS the lack of groupies flashing me their tits…

Outdated, Overweight, Offensive, Irrelevant, OLD AS SHIT motherfuckers deserve to be flashed by the groupies like rockstars….even if those tits look the way you’d expect them to look being groupies of a blog…

But at least I have you sir….

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Eiza Gonzalez, Naomi Campbell in Bikinis + Michelle Rodriguez Camel Toe!
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Tyrese Haliburton gets into an embarrassing situation for having an unsponsored drink
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Kylie Jenner – Black bikini
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Livvy Dunne Takes the Red Carpet!
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Livvy Dunne Grips the Baseball on the Red Carpet!
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