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2015

03

Apr

Kendall Jenner Booty of the Day

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The rumor is that the younger Kardashian affiliate, who isn’t quite a Kardashian, but rather a product of whatever the whore mother was before gold digging a rich Armenian lawyer in the 89s, and a pro Athlete from the Wheaties box of the 70s turned woman Jenner….but she’s still on their shit show…she’s still the one trying to be more legitimate than all the others, taking her fame whoring to a more fashion and modeling, rather than porn and hip hop video route, but she still has a fucking ass…

She’s not all that hot, but that ass seems to be, especially because she’s skinny, even when pushing out her ass, that’s just how girls are built these days, whether it is GMOs or not, fake or not, the roundness of asses on all girls has substantially improved the last decade…and I appreciate a fat ass on a skinny girl, as long as it’s not too fat..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

03

Apr

Rachel Hilbert Does Hipster Nudity of the Day

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Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Vitoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid tyring to validate her existence through modeling, which isn’t a new thing, it’s been going on for years…decades even…rich kids just look better and have the resources to go to all the cool parties and eventually make a career out of it, thanks to their whore mothers being hot enough to land their rich dads…you know how it is…

But maybe, she’s was found in a dumpster, bowling alley, mall or corn field of the midwest…it doesn’t matter what the back story is…what matters is that like all models she’s getting naked for photographers making art to get really noticed and I love this whole movement, there was a time we had to wait for Playboy to pay off these girls for the nudes, now it is free and it is everywhere and I love it…

So here you go, VS Model tits…not doing VS but probably coordinated by VS, to get some buzz…

Posted in:Rachel Hilbert

2015

03

Apr

Girl Stripped for Sleeping with Married Man and Other Videos of the Day

ANother one…

Window Cleaners VS Wind

When Sex in the Kitchen Goes Wrong…

Firefighters Rescue a Dog from Burning Home

SUV Vs School Bus

Punk Gets Beat

Scooter Accident of the Day

Kid VS Nicki Minaj Tits

Idiot of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Easter Friday, which I guess is officially called Good Friday, because that is just how creative the church is – they use the same naming scheme as some ghetto high school drop out on meth stripper in a housing project does when she’s naming her fourth fatherless child who she kept because she forgot she was pregnant and liked the benefits social services give her with each additional kid…

That said, the only hunt going down today is going to be one by at lease one randomly selected girl from the Internet for my genitals with her mouth…because a small penis when coupled with impotence not importance…because hours of looking for far less reward than a chocolate bunny…

Here are some morning links:

Baseball is Back…Here are the Tits to Prove It
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Paris Hilton is Glad She Inspired Kim Kardashian….Right
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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Lexi Thompson in a Towel
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Asshole PHysics Teacher
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Some Fame Whore with No Pants On
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Girls in Shorts Shorts
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A Harry Potter Character is ALl Grown Up
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Larry King Kisses an Alien
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The Lip Syncing Sluts
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Guy’s Wife Wants Him to Fuck Her Mom
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every time I meet a dude at a bar who seems like he’s the kind of guy who would stalk a girl, follow her home, lock her inside for a week violating her, before killing her for the way she tempted him and the way she made him do those bad bad things to her, only to dismember her and box her pelvis and genitals in the fridge like leftover pizza, so that he can fuck her some more….I give him my ex girlfriends name, address and tell him she’s amazing in bed and would be totally cool with him surprising her with a visit…and not just easter – but everyday!

I’m a giver and not a taker…

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Here are some stepLINKs

Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Price is Right Model – Wins a Contestant a Free Car
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Full House Has a New Show
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Some Chick Named Natasha Alam Topless in a Movie
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Natasha Oakley in a Bikini
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Miley Cyrus is on a Date
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Kendall Jenner’s Booty is Crazy
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Easter Fame Whore of the Day
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Idiot Porsche Driver
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Window Washer in a Wind Storm
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Throwback Chloe Sevigny Nudity
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Some Actress in Leggings
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Charli XCX is an Idiot
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Jessica Alba Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan in London
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Katy Perry Gave 80 Million People her Phone Number
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33 Wedding Photos Gone Wrong
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The Best Movies That Sort of Leave You Hanging
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The Most Hilarously Inaccurate Police Sketches of All Time
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Christina Milian Busting Out of her Bra
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Cara Delevigne Does Fashion
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Maitland Ward is a Crazy Person
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Rumer Willis Ass
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January Jones is Banging Will Forte
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Jordana Brewster Cleavage
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Things that Bounce…
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Car Picture of the Day
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Emma Stone is Single
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Free live sex without credit card
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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AMber Rose Whores Out on Beach
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Massive Tits Masturbating
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Connie Carter Tits in a Body Suit
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Simple Striptease
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Cam Girl Pussy Lick
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Fatty Squishes Skinny Guy
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Girl Tit Massage
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Victoria’s Secret Frees the Nipples
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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A Girl and Her Silly Fingers
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

02

Apr

Anastasia Ashley on the Beach at a Photoshoot of the Day

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I hate this Anastasia Ashley bitch…she’s the fucking worst…with all her surfing videos and pictures…and beach bikini photos because she lives on a beach…when the only videos she should be putting out there is gangbang videos…

I mean…that’s the kind of wave I’m far more interested in seeing her ride…#surfboard.

But I don’t mind looking at her ass in a bikini…because surfer ass is better than ass implant ass…any fucking day…

Photos by CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2015

02

Apr

Ireland Baldwin is Naked of the Day

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I creeped on Ireland Baldwin’s instagram, because I hadn’t heard anything about her, and there was a time the media was all over her for being the girl Alec Baldwin told off in that voice mail, and there was a time we were interacting on Social media, before her dad went nuts on me on Social Media, and she blocked me off Social Media…even though I thought we were friends…

She has since become a Lesbian, who dates some hipster black lesbian, who is pretty dark…but more importanlty, she has sat on the sidelines while Kendall and Gigi get all the model work, and she’s the one who is actually tall enough to be a fucking model, despite being fat…so she fell off…where I guess she decided to spend time burning calories and watching her calories by eating choclate pussy instead of chocolate cake…and now she’s back…and she’s doing the racy nudity because that’s what everyone does, it’s the lesbian feminist movement, and I am all about whatever the fuck is going on here….she looks amazing and I would let her sit on my face like I had a pussy, because techinically I don’t’….but it kinda looks like I do..

ALl this to say, Ireland, I love you, come back…after going black…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2015

02

Apr

Jimmy Kimmel Does the Twizzler’s Challenge with Rihanna of the Day

This is a sex tape that I don’t ever want to see…

Here she is pranking him…even though I hate April Fools…

I hate endorsing late night talk shows…but when they do good things and aren’t Jimmy Fallon…it seems like it is ok.

Posted in:Jimmy Kimmel

2015

02

Apr

Shane Seng For TREATS of the Day

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Treats! is alright, they are doing Playboy better than playboy, in fact, Playboy stole a lot of their staff for the Playboy rebrand, because the rich as fuck, old as fuck Treats Perverts, are not quite old as fuck compared to Hef, they are just LA and more with it, but still have access to mansions and photographers, thanks to the Facebook Twin money they are backed by, to lure in unsuspecting aspiring LA models to their “exclusive” star studded events, by getting them naked for great photographers…in what may be a high end escort agency masked as fashion and art…but that still gets these babes naked and that I support…

Here is Shane Seng, never heard of her, but I have got hard from her….insane body…and it didn’t cost a thing…because some Sugar Babies, mainly the ones who think they are models, are better than others…

Posted in:Shane Seng

2015

02

Apr

Natalia Vodianova for Stella McCartney of the Day

Is one of the earlier Russian Models I masturbated to. I mean I don’t know if that’s true or not, I just know that she has been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough….like This oneis…they remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to easy convincing….

Here she is all wet and lovely…and I like it for Stella McCartney, even if the video is boring, non-nude and not about lingerie as I expected it to be…

This is not an exciting video, I just like the Paul McCartney song in it, thanks to being her dad, who was probably not present her entire life, but who will be leaving her a billion dollars, on top of the billion dollars she already has….

To make up for the shitty video I just promoted for free, because I think Vodianova is hot and I assumed naked, due to being Russian and old…here are some random pics of her…

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova