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2015

25

Mar

Australian Sex Worker By Art Provocative of the DAy

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I am very into sex workers because I am a firm believer that in a lot of ways, we are all sex workers. We all take it up the ass for a pay check, some of us are just a little more literal about it. I happen to have my rent paid for by a monster I married…which is probably worse than working a 9-5…or more importantly, worse than turning tricks…

The reality is that this is the sexed up generation, everyone is a pornstar, or trying to date-upwards, girls who are fucking old rich dudes or sugar daddies for gifts like “cash”….or girls fucking the DJ for guestlist, the bartender for drinks, the famous person for hopes he will date you…. is not all that different than going out there and fucking a stranger for money…

What it comes down to is that we’re all sexual deviants, we are all out for ourselves, and hookers are a lot less headaches than actual girlfriends, they leave you alone, making them pretty perfect, especially when in hot shoots by my favorite Australian photographer ART PROVOCATIVE

Posted in:Photos

2015

25

Mar

Julia Pereira Does Brazilian Fitness of the Day

Her name is Julia Pereira,she’s a Brazlian model who I guess lives in Miami, because the paparazzi have taken pics of her in a bikini, and we like to look at girls in bikinis…and she is amazing..

I follow her on Instagram

I also like to start my day with fitness videos because I am fat and they remind me that, along with everything else that has gone wrong in my life, and for some reason all this fitness porn is run by Brazilian models…because I guess it is either a fetish there, or they like being in shape – or more importantly their catholicism doesn’t let them make real erotica, so they do it the healthy way….

So here is the fitness video

Here’s the fitness video

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

25

Mar

Old Men Jerking Off To Girls on Stage and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Guy Gets Sucker Punched

Help Catch These Thugs Who Stomp on a Store Keeper’s Head while Robbing Him

Korean Cop VS Baseball Bat

Man VS Bus Driver

Fight in Spanish Harlem

10 Seconds to Steal a Scooter in Vietnam

Rapper Brawl at SXSW

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Apparently telling a pretty girl at the bar that you don’t want to have sex with her after she says that guys only talk to her because they want to have sex with her…is a good way to keep the conversation going….

But saying that you do want to have prison sex with her…will kill it…I guess girls don’t like loveless, animalistic anal sex…it doesn’t warm their hearts…those romantics…

Here are some morning links…

A Whole Bunch of Vintage Stewardesses
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American Apparel is Ditching Amateur Porn
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People Keep Talking about Iggy Azalea’s Implants like she Matters
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Police Shooting of the Day
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Natalie Dormer in a Magazine
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Friend with a Flying Garbage Can…
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John Hamm just Finished Rehab
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Randomly Approached by Farm Animals…
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Michelle Obama’s Hair on Jeopardy for the Win
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Mall and its Extreme Cleaners
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Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthur
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Girls with Dimples
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite day of the week is when a girl I sext orders herself new butt plugs…especially when the girl I sex is an 18, almost 19 year old who has come to terms with her sexuality thanks to years of watching porn and being 18, almost 19 in this sexy era…

My least favorite time of the week is when that girl is on facetime with me, discovering her ass, only to shit all over her bed….those luxurious white linens…never looked so sad…

Because I don’t have a scat fetish…and probably never will…Poop disgusts me…but assplay doesn’t…I’m so torn…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls in Cosplay
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Mila Kunis Thinks About Her Baby While Having Ashton Sex
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Florida Couple Get Arrested for Having Sex Next to Kids in Playground
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Chanel Westcoast’s Belly in a Bikini
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Kylie Jenner Fake Tween Lips
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Cody Simpson and Gigi Hadid – Naked – Kinda
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Dolphins Beat Writer Tweets Out Porn
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Ariana Grande In Bed
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38 Pics of Jessica Chastain for her 38th Birthday
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Pornstar Joke of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Gisele in Costa Rica in a Bikini
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Mexican Wrestler Dies in th Ring
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Iggy Azaela’s Got New Tits
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Anastasia Ashley is Such a Hooker
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Dude Gets Pepper Sprayed for 100 Dollars
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Today in Mariah Carey
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Kaley Cuoco’s Gym Gear
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Angelina Jolie Has Removed Her Ovaries Due to a Cancer Scare (HPV)…..Now she is the Titless – Reportductive-organ-less Woman
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Woman Says Uber Driver Raped Her
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Three Drunk Girls Found a Guys Phone – Made Him a Video
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Alessandra Ambrosio was too Skinny to Model
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Emanuelle Chriqui is Hot in White!
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Backwards Trick Shot Compilation
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I like Amanda Seyfried
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Don’t Fall Asleep in the Military
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Puppy Thrown in the River is Doing Better
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Jennifer Lawrence is Retiring from Xmen
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Crossfit Fail Videos
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Water Slut of the Day
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Selfie with a Dumpster Fire
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Guy Kicked Off Plane for Wearing Broad City Shirt
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Cameltoe of the DAy
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Michelle Monaghan in a Bikini
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Rumer Willis in Costume
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Charlotte McKinney for DWTS TITS
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Dakota Fanning Cleavage..
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Big Tits
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Lea Seydouz Lower Legs
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Ashley Tisdale Hates Haters
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Jurassic Park Recreated in Lego
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Athlete Ballerina of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence Hard Nipples
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The X Files is Returning
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Spanish TV host in Lingerie
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Bieber and Leoo are BFFs
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Pranks THat Went Too Far
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Girls in Sports Bras
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lava Lamp of the Day
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Female Body Builder of the Day
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Worst Video Ever
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Big Fucking Boobs
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Pussy ALbum of the Day
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Busy As Fuck Asian
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Some Babe in Socks
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WEBCAM SLUTS!! ARE GOOD!
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Greek Slut
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Nicole Meyer Naked on the Beach
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Wrinkled Tits
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

24

Mar

Gigi Hadid and Her Boyfriend Naked for Mario Testino of the Day

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Gigi Hadid got to participate in something that Fashion photographer Mario Testino calls his “Towel Series’…something he’s been doing for a long time and that I assume is for a book he is working on…and the whole thing would be a lot more creepy, seeing as he’s 60 and making two under 20 year olds grind up their genitals into each other, even if they fuck on the regular, or not…but this is Gigi Hdid, her 90 year old dad dates sugar babies her age and has for decades…his best friend cast her for Guess at the age of 7…she’s used to old creepers making girls like her get naked…it’s all good baby…too bad there’s no penetration….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

24

Mar

Kylie Jenner Has a Pretty Intense Instagram of the Day

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Kylie Jenner’s mom is Kris Jenner. Her sister is Kim Kardashian. She is the baby of this generation…the last to be shat out of Kris Jenner’s fame whore vagina..the last tool in the toolbox that her box farted out when it was looking for money…that could be fame whored to make the family more money, generate more buzz, and take this porno video Kim produced to another level, because it is so much bigger than Kim being penetrated by black cock, it transcends to the youth..future generation of these people…and in being a tool to fame whore for her mom…slutty bikini pics, that aren’t that slutty at all, but that are just of a 17 year old in a bikini, nothing worse that shit that has been happening for generations, since 17 and 18 is not that different, and more importanlty, since hs’e in fucking clothes…and isn’t in a sex tape with her 25 year old black rapping boyfriend, but she may one day be, because that’s what happens when you look up to your big, round, ass implanted sister who is the reason anyone cares about you or your disgusting family…

Now I am not into teens, they bore me, they are dumb as fuck, they annoy me, even when broken in….and 16 is legal in Canada, but I still aim for 30…but I’m sure you can appreciate the youthfulness in this tacky bikini…for social media…

Here’s a video of her talking about her make-up…

Here’s Kendall in a very important make-up ad, because she’s a real model

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

24

Mar

Alejendra Guilmant by Ricahard Bernardin for Treats! of the Day

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Here are some pictures by photographer Ricahard Bernadrin for Treats! Magazine, which in case you didn’t know is a magazine financed by the Facebook twins, who sued after the fact, and still made 100s of millions without any work, all in efforts to lure in the newest and hottest young models who don’t really work in LA, to get good shoots taken, so that all these rich people have an excuse to creep on them, sugar daddy them, hang out with them, throw parties with them…to feed their egos, and give them something tight and fresh to cum on, since most things in LA, after spending a year in LA, are stretched out and loose fitting like an old shoe, after being used by producers and directors and agents and really anyone…thanks to false promises and not knowing they have no souls…

All this to say, hot girls with big dreams or not, Treats! produces some of the best shoots like this…and I don’t know who ALejandra is…but I like her nakedness…and I guess that’s the whole point…

Posted in:Ricahard Bernadrin

2015

24

Mar

Victoria Justice is Blonde of the Day

Victoria Justice is another one of these teen actresses who isn’t actually a teen but who plays one on TV, luring dads who are forced to watch her show, and creeps who like watching teen shows, because it reminds them of the good times, back when they’d watch Saved by the Bell on the weekends, before having to deal with real life, or their parent’s divorce or the paid caused by being molested that year by their little league coach..

You know what I am getting at, and that is that no grown man should know who Victoria Justice is…and no grown man should get excited by her changing her hair color to blonde…and if you do, or are that man…you’re fucking weird and you shouldn’t be allowed to babysit, and/or drive the bus, and/or coach or teach in high schools…

Whether she’s 18 or not, all she represents is pervert…here are the pics..

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2015

24

Mar

Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day

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Candice Huffine is a plus sized model, and despite hating on skinny models for being fat, or fat models who pretend to be skinny, I am all for a fat chick, getting half naked, partially for the comedic aspect of the whole thing, but also because I like girls in their bikinis to take ownership of who and what they are…

Meaning, I don’t care if you’re fat, I’ll probably still fuck you, I’m not soem LA narcissitic freak who thinks everyone in my presence must embody perfection, in fact I have fucked so many disgusting fucking people, that you’d be surprised I can say anything about anyone…

I mean, I married an obese woman who smells and who for years I hoped would die of heart disease, without realizing it was a slow killer, making me resent all the fat girls of the world…but ever since I started cheating on her with tinder sluts, I’ve been great…

But I do care if you’re a cunt and think your’e more important or hotter than than you are…if you’re fat and owning it…I kinda want to stick my dick in your sloppy stomach folds…because I’d hate to get you pregnant, one fat wife is enough for me…

Posted in:Candice Huffine