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2015

02

Apr

Ireland Baldwin is Naked of the Day

I creeped on Ireland Baldwin’s instagram, because I hadn’t heard anything about her, and there was a time the media was all over her for being the girl Alec Baldwin told off in that voice mail, and there was a time we were interacting on Social media, before her dad went nuts on me on Social Media, and she blocked me off Social Media…even though I thought we were friends…

She has since become a Lesbian, who dates some hipster black lesbian, who is pretty dark…but more importanlty, she has sat on the sidelines while Kendall and Gigi get all the model work, and she’s the one who is actually tall enough to be a fucking model, despite being fat…so she fell off…where I guess she decided to spend time burning calories and watching her calories by eating choclate pussy instead of chocolate cake…and now she’s back…and she’s doing the racy nudity because that’s what everyone does, it’s the lesbian feminist movement, and I am all about whatever the fuck is going on here….she looks amazing and I would let her sit on my face like I had a pussy, because techinically I don’t’….but it kinda looks like I do..

ALl this to say, Ireland, I love you, come back…after going black…

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2015

02

Apr

Jimmy Kimmel Does the Twizzler’s Challenge with Rihanna of the Day

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This is a sex tape that I don’t ever want to see…

Here she is pranking him…even though I hate April Fools…

I hate endorsing late night talk shows…but when they do good things and aren’t Jimmy Fallon…it seems like it is ok.

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2015

02

Apr

Shane Seng For TREATS of the Day

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Treats! is alright, they are doing Playboy better than playboy, in fact, Playboy stole a lot of their staff for the Playboy rebrand, because the rich as fuck, old as fuck Treats Perverts, are not quite old as fuck compared to Hef, they are just LA and more with it, but still have access to mansions and photographers, thanks to the Facebook Twin money they are backed by, to lure in unsuspecting aspiring LA models to their “exclusive” star studded events, by getting them naked for great photographers…in what may be a high end escort agency masked as fashion and art…but that still gets these babes naked and that I support…

Here is Shane Seng, never heard of her, but I have got hard from her….insane body…and it didn’t cost a thing…because some Sugar Babies, mainly the ones who think they are models, are better than others…

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2015

02

Apr

Natalia Vodianova for Stella McCartney of the Day

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Is one of the earlier Russian Models I masturbated to. I mean I don’t know if that’s true or not, I just know that she has been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough….like This oneis…they remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to easy convincing….

Here she is all wet and lovely…and I like it for Stella McCartney, even if the video is boring, non-nude and not about lingerie as I expected it to be…

This is not an exciting video, I just like the Paul McCartney song in it, thanks to being her dad, who was probably not present her entire life, but who will be leaving her a billion dollars, on top of the billion dollars she already has….

To make up for the shitty video I just promoted for free, because I think Vodianova is hot and I assumed naked, due to being Russian and old…here are some random pics of her…

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2015

02

Apr

Gigi Hadid for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is struggling to stay relevant with the younger kids, who turn to social media to find their underwear needs, because Victoria’s Secret kind of lost their cool factor by using the old school style of model who were skinny and unattainable, rather than the cool model already established because her dad is rich and has connected friends, whou would never be cast by Victoria’s Secret in the past, because she’s got the face of a Mr Potato Head…

I prefer when they try reinventing themselves by not photoshopping the nipples, than when they cast VINE stars…or whatever this Hadid is.

Her name is Gigi, she’s overrated, but the kids are into her, and thus the brands are too, because they’ll use anyone they can to sell a pair of panties…and I encourage selling panties, because eventually those panties end up in the trash, and I know a guy who digs through dumpsters to find them, to deliver to me to sniff…because there is very little more disgusting in life than a pair of stranger’s panties so soiled they were thrown the fuck out…so girl…next time you throw out panties…

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2015

02

Apr

Free People Summer Campaign of the Day

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Here’s a campaign for Free People, a clothing brand that I am sure is full of shit and straight from the sweat shops of china…giving you a little more aspirational vision than your 10 dollar a week wage to feed your family…with these pictures of babes “Summering”…not that you’ll ever do any of these things, because you’ll be exhausted, working your shitty job, slowly fucking dying…thanks Free People for reminding us how much we fucking suck

The models are:

Elsa Hosk, Tilda Lindstam, Camille Rowe, Brianna Lance, Brett Robinson, Max Jablonsky and Cameron Avery

Here are the pics….

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2015

02

Apr

Nina Agdal is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal, who also fucked, but was dumped by Adam Levine, is a drunken monster of a woman who I’ve been told lives in Miami, because the beaches are nicer and more rich dudes funnel through looking for sugar babies who have been “published” models to fuck…

Now she’s doing a campaign for Beach Bunny, that I will assume is not paid, but rather a service tot he Sports Illustrated people who are the only people who give her any work, but who also give her a stamp of approval when it comes to being a sugar baby…

It is like how escorts become porn chicks, because porn chicks have more celebrity, allowing the escort to command bigger budgets…Basic business / marketing…

Well, catalog bikini pics suck…but they don’t suck my dick, but I bet Nina Agdal would if I offered the right day rate..

All this to say, whatever these are… are cheesy as fuck…and

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SHITTY CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

02

Apr

Behati Prinsloo is Flashing Her ass of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo has exposed her ass to far worse things that the world for attention…she actually built a career on showing her ass to the world…just in a more controlled setting and not one that she intentionally set up with the “wind” for the “paparazzi” who just happened to know where Behati Prinsloo was going to be, because they weren’t called by her people to get a little media attention now that things have died down….thanks to the far worse things that she has exposed her ass to…namely Adam Levine, the lamest, most irritating pop act of the modern age of music…but for some reason, a reason I call being an LA rich kid, who can get on the radio and brain wash people in the middle of the country hard enough because they are inbred retards to like it..and more importantly watch his shitty TV show…

You see whether he’s a nice guy, great guy, amazing husband or not…he’s still Adame Levine, and anything or anyone that fucks him should be taken out back and shot…or in Behati’s case…deported…

The only thing that would make her redeem herself in this ass pic, even with the great ass in the pic…would be if her Prinspoo was dripping down her leg…not because I like Pirnspoo…but because I like bitches feeling humilated.

I’m sweet like that.

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2015

02

Apr

Bieber and Ariana Grande’s Ass of the Day

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I used to go to raves, I was never a die hard raver, I just liked being able to drink amongst underage girls on drugs until 10 in the morning, which is exactly what I did…usually laughing at their weird geek, love for each other and fun fur pants…it was the 90s, electronic music was nerd music…and the mainstream were shopping at GAP and listening to I don’t even know what…

Now…the mainstream has crossed over to rave, and all these bro frat boys who would have been fucking each other in the locker room wearing their khaki shorts are rolling on MDMA to rave music, wearing neon shirts…and the whole thing is fucking weird..

But not as weird as Ultra Music Festival, that used to be called WMC in the late 90s, but now is just fucking ULTRA…blasting everyone who jokingly wrote them asking for Beiber to be a headliner at their festival…last year…tunring around and booking Bieber to headline the even this year…

Because Beiber knows EDM is the new pop music…and the EDM dudes know BELIEBERS will make them all rich…and the whole thing is and was cheesy as fuck, only now I realize I should have stuck to the rave, to capitalize on the rave, but more importantly to stare at Ariana Grande’s ass….

Everything is lame as fuck…deal with it…