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2023

21

Mar

Rita Ora Tit of the Day

I feel like I saw this picture of Rita Ora last week, posted on other sites that are just trying to copy my internet tactics and doing it better than I do it because I am old, tired and lazy.

Only the pictures I saw posted by the people who have copied my internet style and done it better than me were censored.

In this version, I am pretty sure I can see a little nipple of a popstar who never was, but who is still trying to be.

She’s taken a break from attending all the parties, married a top player in the Hollywood scene, potentially has threesome sex with him and other actors, no longer forced to go to all the parties with her tits out, since she really got here as a host body to her tits, and I guess with the help of Rob Kardashian’s dick early on….but her dream, her reason for being, her passion, her original purpose….was to inspire, to change lives, to make people better versions of themselves with her shitty pop music….

So yeah, she’s also been working out, probably to get strong for her new tour and is ripped, which I’ll never hate on, even if it takes some of the big titty with it, because there’s too many fat chicks, not enough ripped chicks in the world…

Most importantly, she’s got her tit out.

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2023

21

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In a world where tiny tits get shamed by the incels of the internet who have never experienced a real life tit, but know that those small tits aren’t like the tits in the anime they jerk off to, so. that you must be a faggot if you’re into them…..basically causing a snowball effect on the insecure, yet entitled, girls of the internet who hate themselves while pretending to love themselves, by having random sex with random dudes as they sell their nudes and bodies for the lifestyle they think they want because they actually have no souls, no personalities, or purpose….

But like Pam Anderson in the 90s, the tiny tits start feeling like they don’t matter and some get murdered off because of it, but I’m here to say that they do matter, because so long as they have a nipple, their good.

Plus, maybe tiny tit appreciation is growing in this era of trans, where girls are cutting off their tits, getting zipper tits instead of doing the bimbo with fake tit thing….because everyone’s gotta be so extreme on either end…while tiny tits feel like a more balanced approach to tits….and the bodies that own said tiny tits are normally better….which is a positive….in these NEGATIVE times…

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2023

21

Mar

Laura Giraudi Tits of the Day

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Laura Giraudi is apparently some kind of actress, or was an actress between 2012 and 2015 where she played the “Model” because I guess she’s also a model and her acting was more about just being herself and THAT isn’t acting at all.

I generally hate posting the titty shoots of models, even though I love titty, because all these models trying to make it in the world participate in the nude instagram shoots when they are getting their start, before they find the right rich dicks to suck, to propel them into a more important and exclusive hot girl circle….

So when they do end up hitting, whether in bigger roles, bigger campaigns, hanging with bigger people….like going to all the right yacht parties and not even needing to get shit on like the lower levels….

They end up sending me aggressive, funded emails about how they want their titties off the site, or they’ll get their sucker rich boyfriend’s lawyers to get the SITE shut down…

IT’s wild, it happens all the time and posting the tit pics is hardly worth it. It leads to dealing with the worst kind of whore who doesn’t know she’s a whore….but I always do my best to try to creep them the fuck out in the email exchanges, I am DrunkenStepfather after all…I have a brand to maintain…and be true to….

All this to say, let’s hope LAURA GIRAUDI is as cool as her tits…

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2023

21

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are nothing new. I feel like since the feminist woman put on the first pair of pants, there was a slutty feminist who figured she could squeeze into a pair of trousers too small, to jack up her cunt and show everyone how much of a woman she actually was. It was a simpler, more wholesome time….but where there’s an opportunity for a vagina to get ahead, there’s going to be an opportunistic vagina trying to get ahead….

So from groundbreaking pant wearing in the 1800s, to tight jeans in the 50s, to the tight pants in the 70s, to leggings in the 80s and 90s….we’ve been able to jerk off to the bodies of the tight pant wearers….

But thanks to modern technology, advances in both stretchy fabrics, coupled with extreme advances in WHOREDOM….the tight pants showing off pretty much the asshole of the chicks in said tight pants are pretty much everywhere….

The tight pant girls who wear tight pants don’t let their tight pant wearing go to waste either, they shoot that shit for the people of the internet to get more eyeballs on the outfit than they get at the grocery store where most people don’t even NOTICE or stare at the tight pants like pervert creeps they are, because they are so used to them, or maybe they are on their phones looking at pics of OTHER tight pants, but either way, I always make a point of making eye contact with the tight pants I see before staring at the rest of them with my approval or disgust…

They always get offended, like that the tight pants aren’t there to be seen, or like they are in the privacy of their home walking around ass-out, and that always confuses me….are tight pants such a style that the girls with their pussies out don’t even realize their pussies are out…and when people like me address the pussy being out….I become the inappropriate pervert despite my PUSSY not being out.

What a world.

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2023

21

Mar

Frida Aasen See Through Dress of the Day

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Frida Aasen is one of the last standing models…

Not because the woke mob has decided only morbidly obese models who are wheelchair bound can be in campaigns and the corporations follow their lead…..

Because the woke mob has decided to hate on the tall, thin, hot bodied, long torsoed bikini babes who I think worked at Victoria’s Secret before Victoria’s Secret spent 3 years fucking sucking dick and not in the way you’d want Victoria’s Secret sucking dick, and not in the way their founder likely sucked dick..if you believe the rumors that is…..

BUT we don’t, we fucking celebrate that shit, sheer dress or not….

Make models hot again, make models great again, kill all the plus sized diversity hires, bring back pussy we can jerk off to and not out of sympathy or as a charitable donation because we have been manipulated by the propaganda they feed us….

I don’t care if they rise up from the depts of instagram, tiktok dances, or are sourced from an port-o-potty at a music festival while sucking cock for VIP bracelets from a promoter….I just care that they are not the dumpy pigs we’ve ween forced to deal with in all marketing, that really doesn’t seem like pandering but rather as parody…..

WE WANT HOTTIES….Frida Aasen is a hottie.

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2023

21

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Surfs Up!

They say that the internet revolutionized the world, which we all know is pretty fucking debatable – STOP TRACKING MY EVERY THOUGHT YOU DYSTOPIAN MONSTER MACHINE….all in exchange for convenience.

They say that social media revolutionized the internet, which we all know is pretty fucking debatable – STOP MAKING THE MOST HORRIBLE ATTENTION SEEKING PIECES OF SHIT CELEBRATED FIGURES IN CONTENT CREATION TO PUSH THIS CULTURAL VOID….

But we all know the only good thing about the internet or social media is the hardware that got in everyone’s hands to use those things so that they could produce bikini pics for attention from strangers, which ultimately keeps the whole thing running smoothly….and is really the gateway to all the self produced porn you get lost in everyday.

Which is why I do a weekly bikini or swimsuit pic round-up, to remember our ROOTS, where we came from, HUMBLE moments….even though I’m still in the fucking ditch somewhere, not too far from where I started 20 years ago…BUT I AM STILL Here and it’s really because of the BIKINI pics.

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

21

Mar

Yoga Splits and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Porn Ballerina Does Splits

Checkin Her Own Pussy

Trying on Tight Pants

Snorkeling Babe

Crazy Dance Girl

Pool Yoga

Cat Woman Flexibility

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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When they tell you about Internet extremism, or internet indoctrination, they try to push the whole incels, school shooters, trump supporters, truckers, pure bloods, racists, man-o-sphere misogynists on you, as if they are the demons that spawn due to internet misinformation….and not truths…

They never push the women who have been indoctrinated to all the nonsense, usually fat white girls on all the anti-depressants to justify their self diagnosed mental health issues they’ve seen other bitches on the internet have….in some low self esteemed bitch rising up to her full glory in weirdly fake confidence….usually pretending to be survivors of sexual assault….while at the same time posting half naked fat girl nudes like some sort of protest to body shaming bodies that should be shamed….describing all their weird sex acts and referring to their nasty cunts as powerful….

It’s some weird fucking witchcraft….just empowered freaks who destroy their marriages, basically fuck up their kids, in some weird self involved delusion created by the internet….

The whole white girl woke thing, so liberally and inclusive while being totally tone deaf and condescending when dealing with other races, telling gays they are are her bffs and brining the kids to trans queen story time if not trying to get them on meds or transitioning for attention, or to feed their delusions…all filled with rage, outrage while putting large dildos in themselves on reddit.

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Six Scientists Swallow Lego To See How Long it Takes to Digest Them
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Jen Psaki Launches her Show that I am Sure is Great
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Crazy Girl in Public Prank
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Tom Brady’s Internet Girlfriend Hot in Swimsuits
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Tove Lo Flashes the Crowd
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Taylor Swift is Pantsless in Concert
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Riley Keough at an Event
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Swinging her Boobs
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10 Acts that May Make You a Whore
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Hot Chick with Big Tits Does an Epic On/Off
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2 Amateurs make him 2 Orgasms
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Thigh High Pussy Rub
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2023

20

Mar

Stella Hudgens Topless Bed Selfie of the Day

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Stella hudgens – sister fetish for all the people out there who want to fuck your wife or girlfriend’s sisters because you landed the less impressive one, because they are genetically similar, GENITALLY similar maybe their pussies would match up in police line up for pussies, if pussies were criminals….maybe their pussies are criminals, who really knows….

I prefer the lost in the shadow, rocking a complex, forced to produce nudes to break through even though the people buying said nudes are only doing it for the same reason anyone has ever showed any attention to them, the last name, the celebrity sister, the body casting said shadow on them? There is no escape but tits make the sadness happier.

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

20

Mar

Joy Corrigan Nip Slip of the Day

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Joy to the world, or at least to the three people who read this site and appreciate a full Florida Tit slip out of a dress from a bikini model and early Instagram babe who produced that Florida bikini content before everyone realized it was a critical thing for success on social media. I wouldn’t go so far to say Joy to the Corigan is an innovator or life changer, she’s basically pretty stagnant throughout her instagram model career, but I will say more tit slips in our lives are meaningful, they bring joy to the world as joy brings her tits to the world

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