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2015

04

Mar

Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day

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Elsa Pataky is an actress…best known for her appearance on Snakes on a Plane…

She’s Spanish and I love Spanish food….so I guess by default I love Spanish women..since they are the ones cooking it….

She’s old…and I don’t love old, but I don’t mind old when it looks like this in a bathing suit…especially after having 3 Chris Hemsworth babies…

From what I’ve been told about Spain, other than that the women are “passionate” and by passionate I mean insane and will cut off your dick if you look at another girl…is that they don’t wear bathing suit tops, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here…but clearly somewhere down the line we are being lied to…

But based on google, she’s not into being topless, or maybe she’s really into being topless, because she sued a magazine for posting topless pics of her and got 310,000 Euros for it…probably a better pay day than anything she’s done…

Making her not very Spanish at all…but I guess it’s a good marketing hook.

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2015

04

Mar

Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

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Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks….

Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models…

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2015

04

Mar

Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day

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Meryl Streep is celebrated as one of the most talented actresses out there, and I guess based on her lack of sex appeal alone, she’d have to be a pretty amazing actress to have the career that she’s had while looking the way she does. That’s not to say she’s ugly, or some kind of acting monster, it’s just to say that her look isn’t one I’d ever masturbate to…not in the 70s and not today…and if I was a casting director in the 70s when she happened, I would have required the kind of blowjob that leaves my testicles sticking out of my urethra to give her her first break…

All this to say, she’s got a bunch of clones that I guess she made in her lab in the pool house of her mansion…and this is what they look like…the Next generation of Streep, being introduced to the world..in whatever this is a campaign for…and it’s creeping me out.

Posted in:Meryl Streep

2015

04

Mar

Izabel Goulart’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Izabel Goulart had a high fashion Panty Flash, which is not like a Paris Hilton panty flash, in which she has hired the paparazzi to snap off a picture of her panties as she gets out of a car, something the general public thinks is a natural whoring, but anyone who knows Paris Hilton would know is not some random event, partially because she is a fame whore, but more importantly, because any panties her vagina comes in contact with would be so soiled…

No, this is not a post about Paris Hilton, it is about Izabel Goulart’s panty flashing for a fashion shot, and not for the paparazzi…which is still panties being flashed and thus still count as a panty flash to me, since about the same production goes into this as panty flashes you see on the fame whore…and all panty flashes are created equally….in this affirmative action kind of world…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

04

Mar

Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Brittany Burke…but the most interesting thing about her is that there is a Porn Star with her name….so instead of changing out her name to something more model, she decided to ride with the google results of her being a girl with huge fake tits taking it up the ass…I assume she’s been dealing with that for her entire high school life, teased about it, and now just making a name for herself without letting that porn slut get her down…something I guess any of you with porn addictions probably deal with on a daily basis…

All this to say, she’s Americam, I don’t care for her face, it is long and freaks me out, but I do like these pics of her being subtle slutty…because subtle slutty is still slutty..

Posted in:Brittany Burke

2015

04

Mar

Strippers Congratulate the Bushwackers of the Day

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I never watched wrestling. Even as a young kid, I was more into playing with Barbies, washing their hair and telling them they were pretty girls, ass I rubbed their pussy mound and nippleless tits, as people around me would call me a little faggot, when really I was just practicing ripping off panties for when I was older..

I just thought dudes on dudes, especially coupled with bad acting was homoerotic and beneath me. I preferred my boners to come from inanimate objects..

But I do remember the Bushwackers, and apparently they were inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame, and in keeping things as classy as Wrestling, you know the lowest form of sport, loved by immigrants and white supremicists in their trailer parks alike…Rick’s Cabaret, a publicly traded strip club I would buy shares in just because investing in a strip club is funny to me, threw them a party…

Here are some of the pics…also funny to me…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2015

04

Mar

Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Rosalind Lipsett. She’s Irish but based in LA..and a year ago, I thought I fell in love with her, despite having no soul, because she reminded me of classic model looks that I grew up masturbating to, coupled with good Irish family values, you know people who don’t lock their doors, who live what is seemingly a simpler life that you read in a Dickens novel, filled with Leprochauns and pots of gold, and other delusions that come from a diet of Potatoes and hard booze…

I mean, before Rosalind, I just assumed Irish women, were toothless, big, pirate sounding monsters with their good Catholic values, and the guilt that comes from straying from those good Catholic values, that leads to drinking heavily all day everyday, was the perfect fit for a drunk like me….but turns out they can be as magical as the Jameson shot they rode in on…

What a fucking body, all it is missing is my face being sat on…right?

Pictures by @floydboy

Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett

2015

04

Mar

Woman Naked on the Bus and Other Videos of the Day

PETCO Employee Fired….

Cat Goes Running in the Washing Machine

It’s Raining Men!

Ram Attakcs Old Man on TV

Man VS Neighbor

Can’t Beat the Real Thing…

New York Subway Party

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I decided to use my what I learned on facebook about penis size as my opening line at the bar last night, because I know any girls I approach saw the article, since facebook determines everything the world sees…you know establishing common ground….only to destroy it by asking her to measure my dick with my mouth…

So the lesson of the day, my moment of inspiration, is if you get a girl talking about dicks, and your dick specifically, swag it up or get her more drunk…don’t ask her to measure your dick with your mouth….

I test these things for you, since I am married and shouldn’t be fucking other girls….so I just troll them instead…

Here’s some TINDER romance, because I am romantic…

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Here are some morning links….even though it is noon….

The Girl Who Faked Going to the Oscars is Amazing
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Underboob!
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Lara Stone Divorce…Obviously…
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Rita ORa GoT Titties
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I Feel Like Dildo Cam is Not a New Thing…But It’s Getting Press
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Seinfeld Actor I Don’t Remember is Dead
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Dog Gets Owned
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Bill Cosby Smears Oatmeal on Bitches Faces…Cuz He’s a Kids TV Host and Oatmeal is Healthy
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Pool Trick Shots
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Palm Springs House is For Rent
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Karma After Taunting a Dog
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Ellen Stayed Relevant By Finding the Dress People Who Broke the Internet Last Week
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Milk Filled Tits…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The best way to see a girl’s pussy is to go up to her in the grocery store, coffee shop, or anywhere a girl is a lone and ask her what the dirtiest pic she has on her phone is. You’ll be happy to know that 9 out 10 girls are thrown off guard and end up showing you their gaping asshole pics, since everyone is an exhibitionist with nudes, it’s just a question of how you trick them into showing you…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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One of the Duggars Treid to Run Over A Cat
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Kaley Cuoco Big Bangs
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Prince’s High School Basketball Pic
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Pregnant Tiffani Theissen
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Julianna Hough Tugging on her Shirt on TV
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Bobby Brown’s Family is Using Bobbi Kristina Tragedy for a Reality Show
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Kelly Brook’s Huge Fat Ass
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Kelly Clarkson is Not So Skinny
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Mila Kunis is a Basic Looking Girl…
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Charlotte McKinney Hiding her Boobs
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Dakota Fanning for Fashion
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Nicole Murphy in a Bikini
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Bieber’s New Pussy
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Carrie Underwood Makes babies
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Lena Meyer-Landrut in Leather Pants
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Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift are Besties
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Melanie Brown’s Tight Pants
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Khloe Kardashian Abs
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Faking the Oscar Win Prank
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Charlie Riina is a Fame Whore in a Yellow Bikini
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Jessica Alba in a Striped Shirt
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Kate Mara for WOmen’s Health
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The Dude in Coke and Mentos
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Ella Eyre Nipples!
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Miceala Schaefer Body Painted
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Gina Gershon Braless
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Taylor Swift Lesbian Date
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Joseph Gorden-Levitt as Edward Snowden
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AnnaLynne McCord in a Tight Dress
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Russian Amateur Bungee Jumping
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Nicole Scherzinger at the Airport
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Canada – Spock your Cash
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Girls in Leg Warmers
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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HOT CHICKS ON CAM FOR YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH
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Strip Rock Paper Scissons
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Pussy Painting
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Funniest Moments in Porn Compilation
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Boobs and Selfies
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Lesbians on a Raft
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Lesbians Rubbing on Each Other
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Titties Bush and Towels
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Squirt!
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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