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2015

26

Feb

Charli XCX is Fun of the Day

I am pretty sure I’ve seen Charli XCX randomly in public…you know her ass spilling out of her pants…her tits spilling out of her shirt…looking all drunk and ready to get fucked for another hit…but then again, it could have been a crackwhore…I get people confused all the time…I blame Facial Recognition blindness…and confuse people all the time…

That said, I like her fame hustle, I mean she’s working the scene pretty fucking hard right now, and she’s doing it with the right level of slutty…It’s just too bad she’s not that hot…I mean compared to Lorde, her counterpart she is, but that’s not saying much since Lorde looks like her vaigna is more of a penis…

I guess this is what we’ve got to work with in pop music…so I take what I can get…and at least what she’s giving us is perfectly trashy and slutty…which makes her fun…even if she’s not hot…

Here’s some of her side tit…

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2015

26

Feb

Alyssa McGoogan Naked Hipster of the Day

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I don’t know who Alyssa McGoogan is but I assume that she’s some instagram model trying to make it famous by getting naked on the internet – a strategy that I am very into…because nudity is the fucking best…especially when coupled with a level of desperation to get international success…

I mean loving her inny vagina slit, despite it being bald, which is really not very hipster of her….she’s still pretty amazing…getting naked for the internet like a good wholesome girl…

But I am really loving her last name…McGoogan….Googan…goo….inside her…right?

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2015

26

Feb

Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day

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I think the only thing Grande about Ariana Grande is her vagina….based on the fact that she’s fucking a dude who calls him Big Sean, and who a few years ago released a pic of his dick so that you know just how Big Sean is…

It’s one of those circus acts, I have seen countless skinny girls pull off, and I guess it is because they don’t have the weight of their belly fat pushing down on their pussy like it was a massive butt plug in the front, insertion…

I know, all girls can theoretically shit out a baby from their vaginas, which theoretically means they can fit a fist inside them easily, but in my fisting experience, which is what I base all my life work on…but skinny girls have always had bigger vaginas….science!

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Posted in:Ariana Grande

2015

26

Feb

Chelsea Handler Shoving her Tit in Whitney Cummings’ Face of the Day

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Chelsea Handler has been on the show her titty kick on social media hustle for a few months now. I guess he show ended, she didn’t get the Late Show on CBS she wanted, and has decided to revolt by polluting us all with her tits…in an era where girls can pretend they are standing fod a good cause of breast feeding in public, when really they are just publicly doing what they did with producers since they moved to Hollywood and tried to make it, before ending up a cunty talk show host…that she no longer is…

Point being, this is some breakdown weirdness, with nipples now starring Whitney Cummings, who is also on the same “slutty funny girl” program…bird of a feather fame whore together…or whatever…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

26

Feb

Tiny Kate Upton Gets Coffee in Beverly Hills of the Day

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I think we’re all at the point in Kate Upton’s career where we’ve decided that her big tits were fun before she turned 20 and her metabolism slowed the fuck down, making her into a rich pile of fat shit that doesn’t deserve to book any jobs, since models aren’t supposed to be this size…especially not when they are as famous as her…or when Sports Illustrated tries to pretend she’s not plus sized…not that I care about fat chicks, I would fuck anything…I just don’t like when fat chicks have inflated egos or self worth due to false advertising marketing and people sucking up to them….”oh you look amazing”…”no you don’t look fat at all”…especially when they look like this in slimming all black…with pants a few sizes too small…love handles bellowing out of them like some kind of fat drunk homeless guy at the bar….it’s not hot…but it’s Kate Upton…who’s new nickname is Tiny…

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2015

26

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Pyjama Party of the Day

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The weirdest night of my life that I remember, because I have had a lot of weird nights, this one was just more hollywood weird than hooker getting pissed on weird in the staircase of a Russian drug dealer’s apartment weird….

It happened between 7 and 10 years ago…and Lindsay Lohan, who befriended me thanks to me pranking her a few times without blocking my number…invited me to her hotel room. I figured I was going to get shot or killed, but was ready to die, because I figure being set up for murder by Lohan was a solid way to go.

I show up and she was locked in her bedroom, I’m sure she wasn’t doing drugs or anything, I hit up her table filled with all the booze you could imagine and drank with her weirdo homo friend with the long hair…who was too cool for school…

She ended up walking out of her room, like she was walking out on stage on Broadway…she was in pyjama pants and high heels and she performed a stripper dance for me…to her new ALbum, that has yet to be released….

I don’t really remember what else happened, but I ate French fries…and she cried to me about some random bullshit I felt wasn’t authentic…and that was the end of our friendship..

These pictures of her in Pajamas in public…remind me of the good times..that were…Lohan…will forever hold a special place in my heart for more than just her awesome fake tits, but also for her level of crazy that involved inviting a dude from the interent into her hotel with no security…and for that…I will always love her.

To see more pics of her looking hot at an event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

26

Feb

Terry Richardson for Playboy of the Day

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This may or may not be exciting…..Terry Richardson was hired by Playboy to do his own edition, which is probably a childhood dream of his, seeing as he’s a pervert photographer who kind of recreated the snapshot erotica of the 70s, with his NYC friends in the early 2000s, before becoming a 50,000 – 100,000 dollar a day photographer that all the brands hired…

You know, a natural born pornographer, who went mainstream, because unlike other people in pornography, he fucked on camera for perceived art, not smut…even though art is bullshit…

So what it comes down to is that Playboy is trying to be more on the fashion kick, they are hiring better photographers, not that Terry is a great photographer, but he gets hot girls to do crazy things, and it is a nice change of pace from when HEF just booked stripper looking chicks with fake tits…you know how it is…fashion porn is everywhere…

Here are some updated pics…

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2015

26

Feb

Selena Gomez Don’t Care ABout No Grammar Do of the Day

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I didn’t bother reading this bullshit diatribe rant that I assume Selena Gomez wrote and felt inclined to post as an instagram photo because she is a self involved, self righteous little cunt, and probably felt it was some inspirational moment being channeled through her like she was the prophet mohammed or the dude who started scientology…or whatever the fuck cult she’s trying to run…with her god complex…that happens when you’re young, rich, trained by Disney and have a team of people sucking your little pudgy dick clit…

I did bother reading the caption where she announces to all her fans that she doesn’t care about Grammar…because she is an uneducated fuck who doesn’t need an education…and who doesn’t need an education because she’s rich as fuck….but she should probably not tell her retard fans…who are probably in high school, have no hope of ever being a rich Selena Gomez…that Grammar is dumb..and this right here, is the message these leaders of the future generation are giviing “Post selfies…it’ll all be ok”….

Insane use of her influence…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

26

Feb

Pregnant Sword Swallower and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Party Girl

Shopkeeper Not Scared of Thieves with Guns

Customer Wants Refund After Seeing Mouse in Burger King

Slap of the DAy

African Truck of the DAy

Drunk Sisters Fighting..

Not So Handicapped – Handicapped Parker of the Day

Double Knock Out

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2015

26

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The good thing about being broke as fuck, you know resorting to stealing 20 dollars from my wife’s purse to drink, is that I know when I get with girls, they aren’t opportunists trying to gold dig or get ahead…they are with me for me…I mean that or because they are passed out in the back of the bar and I’m taking what I feel they want me to take…because they are too drunk to say no….

It’s a much more pure love that all these people using each other for personal gain…and climbing that ladder…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Redheads
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The Most Talented Musician on the Internet
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Couple Recreates Famous Movie Kisses
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Old Lady in a Bikini Running
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Random Fame WHore in a Bikini
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Charli XCX Side Tit
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Gas Main Break and Explosion
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Girls in Sports Jerseys
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Lindsay LOhan and her Brother Got a Restraining Order
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Angry Cockatoo Throws a Fit
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Margot Robbie is Good…
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