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2015

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about not having a job is waking up at noon, and going back to bed for 45 minutes, because I’m hungover and no one cares about the latest celebrity hard nipple, or what I have to say about it…

THe nice thing about waking up to Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door…is the erection I get to answer the door with….

AMerica’s Next Topl Model Killed in a Triple Murder
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Taylor Swift Done Dressed SLutty
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Bella THorne Cleavage
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Snow Shovelling Dog
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Woman VS Gas Station
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Kelly Osbourne is a Tugboat
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Kat Torres Has an AMazing Ass
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So Many Hot Asses
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The Recycling Pig
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Lady Gaga in American Horror Story
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Kylie Jenner’s Boss House
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Chum Lee is a Dj
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Will Smith Does Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme Song
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Cats in the Sunny Spot
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2015

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes…all you need to brighten up your day…is some titties…

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Other times…you need hard liquor…

Most days…I need both….

Fuck yourself…and here are some stepLINKS…

Michael KEaton Putting Away his Academy Award Speech for the Win
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Miranda Cosgrove in a Towel
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Anastasia Ashley Ass
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Guy Fieri Married 101 Gay People
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Some Miss Reef Contestants
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The Power Rangers Videos Starring Dawson
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Justene Jaro Slut of the Day
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Train Derails in Socal….Hurts Many People…
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I Will Eat Her G-String…
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Charlotte McKinney is the Dancing with the Stars Girl
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Newscaster Drops Jigaboo on TV
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Emma Stone at the Oscars
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Jennifer Lopez in Thigh Highs
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Jennifer Lopez at the Vanity Fair Party
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Elsa Hosk and another Model Together
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Victoria’s Silvstedt Big tits in a Tiny Bikini
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Weed is Safer than Alcohol
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Some Hot Tits And Ass
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Canada Bans Chris Brown
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Kylie Jenner’s 2.7 Million Dollar House
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Minka Kelly Pokies
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Some Model in Some Fashion Nudity
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Behati Prinsloo Nipple Peek
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Jamie Dornan Won’t Be Back for 50 Shades Sequel
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Richard Pryor’s Widow Says Bill Cosby is a Piece of Shit
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Lily Collins and Her Short Hair
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Tom Brady Wants to be a Huge Movie Star
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Some Chick Named Taylor Hill in a Bikini
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Dancer of the Day
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Bethenny Frankel’s Bikini in her 40s
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Kristen Dunst Ass in Jeans
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Busting Out of Shirts
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Lesbian Lake
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Naked Greek Chick
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Hilary Duff and Her Big Old Divorce
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Sexy Mechanic!
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Big Natural Tits
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Nutcase of the Day
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Big Ol Tits
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Big Naturals
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Titty Pin Cushion
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FUCK THAT CHICKEN
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

24

Feb

Kristen Bell Panty Flash of the Day

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Kristen Bell is flashing panties. I don’t know when this picture is from, if it is old or new, but I guess any mom of two with one of the more annoying actors in hollywood, should be thanked for wearing panties, it’s like we don’t need to see none of that baby making mess when she’s getting out of a car…even though I wouldn’t be against seeing that baby making mess…as I like vaginas of all levels of ravaged…

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2015

24

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence for Handbags of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence may not have planned her nude pics being leaked, but they did work out in her favor, she got the world to see that she was amazing naked…all her nudes were good. If they hacked her icloud why weren’t any of her unflattering pics there…it must have been an inside job…that allowed the world to see she was hot, all while playing victim, allowing her to still get big movie roles and Oscar nominations and more importantly, things for big brands, like this purse company…and the flaw in all this is that she’s not naked.

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2015

24

Feb

Gemma Ward Underboob of the Day

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Here’s a little Gemma Ward under tits…because models don’t usually have tits, so when they do, we need to celebrate….and models don’t generally do under tits…it’s like they are college girls at some frat parties…models aren’t supposed to do that…so when they do…we need to celebrate…I mean I am drunk all the time which is like a celebration…but why does it feel so sad…I blame sucking at life…

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2015

24

Feb

Hipster in Sheer Panties of the Day

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The models name is LUIZA PEREIRA …The photographer’s name is Marina Badjieff

I don’t know what the photoshoot is for, I just know that it’s of some hipster looking girl, in sheer panties showing bush…so I don’t really care what the photoshoot is about…I don’t even know if this is considered an actual photoshoot, because the reality is that we can all be photographers, we have cameras on our phone, we just need girls willing to get naked, half naked, doing whatever it is they are doing…to say that you are…and once you say you are…more girls come through…and the next thing you know…you’re the whore wrangler…that doesn’t make money, but gets to see vagina and titties everyday…

All this to say…I love bush…you can pay me in bush for the rest of my life and I’ll be pretty fucking happy about it…

Posted in:Photos

2015

24

Feb

Karlie Kloss Quit Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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The other day, Karlie Kloss quit Victoria’s Secret to pursue other Business Ventures we call gay marrying Taylor Swift…having her lesbian baby and getting lesbian child support…only she says it is to pursue her education and business opportunities because she can’t say she’s quitting her career as a model to follow Taylor Swift around like a creepy groupie, it would make things weird and maybe even set off red flags in their relationship…

That said, maybe she is going onto do something of purpose in life. Being a bikini and lingerie model is more of a college job and not a career, sure it pays well but it’s pretty fucking basic work that can’t be fulfilling, unless you’re just a lazy vapid cunt looking for a sugar daddy…

Doesn’t matter…I never thought she made sense as a lingerie model…she’s plain, skinny, tall and weird lookin…save her for the fashion magazines, and runways….give her job to some tits…since so many tits want this job….

Doutzen Kroes also quit..

So get ready for new pussy….here are some pics of her tall in a magazine that you could assume Taylor Swift fists herself to…

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2015

24

Feb

Isabella Farrell by Cameron Davis of the Day

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Here are some pictures of some model named Isabella Farrell for Paper Magazine by a great photographer named Cameron Davis…

I know nothing about this model, other than that I follow her INSTAGRAM , but I follow thousands of people, 98 percent I don’t give a fuck about or even notice, because social media annoys me…watching vapid little idiots trying to make their lives look interesting or cool or important…instead of just focussing on living their life..irritates me…but I don’t mind when the girls doing it look like this…I mean…this is almost a perfect girl. They happen sometimes, and when they do happen, pay attention…because it’s a magical thing and the reason I do this day in and day out…it is to find the one girl out there famous or getting famous who I feel deserves it.

It hasn’t happened yet…but it may with this babe…because she’s amazing.

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2015

24

Feb

Miley Cyrus is Hood of the Day

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Miley Cyrus, who I do find hot. I’ve seen her a few feet away from me randomly, then again that could have been some schoolboy I thought was Miley Cyrus, because gender is so ambiguous these days, and why the hell would Miley be outside my house walking around with a basketball, she tries to be hood, but not that hood…

The fact is, that she’s not a little teen gay boy, but a babe, she’s tall, lean, has skinny legs and a lesbian haircut…and she gets naked and slutty as part of her attempt to be edgy, even though she’s fucking vanilla Hollywood shit even if she’s railing drugs and fucking random black dudes in her 10 million dollar home..she’s still Disney and her act is fucking lame…but still better than other girls out there…as long as she doesn’t talk…

Now she posted this picture from V Magazine…that I assume we’ve seen HERE or somewhere else on the site…so the pic itself isn’t that interesting…

But what is interesting is her command of the English language:


don’t forget we in every issue

So hood, maybe hick, either way…who needs school, or literacy when you Miley…and were set for life before being Miley thanks to Achy Breaky Heart residuals….and school just gets in the way of her spreading her vagina on the internet.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

24

Feb

Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston Bump Gunts of the Day

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I don’t know if you saw this picture of Jennifer Aniston showing off her old lady gunt to the world, because either she’s pregnant, like she always pretended she wanted to be during her 20 years of narcissism and self involvement that made her over 100,000,000 dollars….you know a belly she’s proud to show off, like it was an Academy award, or an achievement…because as you know, Actors are some of the only people who treat playing make-belief for millions of dollars a year as some kind of revolutionary thing on par with finding the cure for cancer…they are the kind of people who say “I did my job playing some cunt, because I am some cunt and I was able to channel my inner cunt, in a movie I got paid so much to be in, working 3 hours a day for 6 weeks, making 4 million dollars and a piece of the back end, now let me thank the world and praise myself and god for giving me the talent to pull this off…while america watches me…like I fucking matter”…so imagine when that kind of person gets pregnant..it’s bad…

That said, she also bumped gunts with Selena Gomez…a pudgy little Lupus-y angel sent from Disney heaven to grace the world with very fucking little of interest…and it was magical, if you think hormones in the food, slow metabolisms, maybe even a little period bloat…is sexy…I’m more into the heroin addict look, because heroin addicts are too week and distracted to say no to 10 dollars….

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