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Micky By Kid Richards Exclusive of the Day

Kid Richards not to be confused with Keith Richards, is a film photographer from Portugal, who takes pictures with film, which is a confusing concept to photographers who only take pictures with digital cameras….now that digital cameras cost all of 300 dollars and allow you to take really glossy high resolution pictures with zero to no fucking skill…turning everyone into a photographer…leaving actual photographers in the dust…because like anything, the general public doesn’t care about good…they care about whatever is popular…

Her was nice enough to give us these pics as an exclusive…of Micky…who unlike the mouse….is hot as fuck…

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Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland for Cosmo of the Day

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Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland did Cosmo. They probably have nothing to do with one another….but they are in the same issue…so maybe that means they are Cosmo issue sisters…if that is a thing…which I doubt it is, but should be…

Now, I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, or why, I just know that Cosmo teaches young girls how to fuck, because instead of it’s intended purpose of being an opinion magazine, it became smut in the 70s, which snowballed while teaching girls how to snowball…

That said, Here’s Gwen Stefani:

And Here’s Sarah Hyland:

Don’t ask me why, because I am so not interested in this for so many reasons….let me list 10 of them…

1- I didn’t like Gwen Stefani when she was young and famous, I thought she was a man.
2- I have never seen an episode of modern family.
3- Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out with her weird underdeveloped tween face
4- Sarah Hyland gets restraining orders, I hate girls like that
5- Gwen Stefani’s husband fucks me, so maybe he thought she was a man too.
6- These pics aren’t spread eagled or lesbian sex filled
7- fuck this top 10 list….up the ass like it was Gwen Stefani’s husband.

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Brooke Burke Junk in the Trunk of the Day

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One thing I hate about mainstream media is the shitty, clever, bullshit puns that they apply to their stories…

Like looking at this Brooke Burke digging through the junk in her trunk, while wearing leggings, that would make someone, like a dad, say “look at her junk in her trunk”….leading me to use it as the headline…making me just as pathetic, uncreative, and lame as them…everything I always hated…I have become..

But in my defence, Brooke Burke doesn’t inspire me to tell stories of partying around the world like she did for a cable network, before settling down and having a bunch of kids…probably because she settled down and had a bunch of kids…making her, even if still kinda hot like her Playboy past, a married mom…no one should care about…and probably don’t….but she’s got junk in her trunk.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Paz de la Huerta is Amazing for Vivienne Westwood of the day

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Jürgen Teller is one of the best photographers out there, and Paz de la Huerta is one of the best models, actresses, talents, and crack whore looking disaster I want to sniff, ever since seeing her in her big break on Boardwalk Empire, only to get killed off…and basically take that to heart, by looking up on some Amy Winehouse post death look or whatever the fuck is going on here…

I love it. It is raw, dirty and amazing, and I can cross reference all her nude pics…making it even better…love it.

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Wildfox Girls by Mark Hunter of the Day

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Here are some models named… Jena Goldsack, Alyssah Ali and Clare Settje, showing their bare asses for a clothing brand, because this is the porn generation, these hipsters are the new hippies and believe in free and open love, and most importantly, getting naked together, and even more important that the most imposrtantly, they all have bush and fucking love bush…

So despite Wildfox being designed for cool girls, I like to think they are really speaking to us, because young girl asses…we’re talking three bare asses in their marketing program…is a great sign of the future…filled with nudity on TV and nudity being accepted…thanks to people like Larry Flynt who got paralyzed defending this…so that 30 years later it can just be thrown around so easily…the way it’s supposed to be…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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Martha Hunt for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the better new generation Victoria’s Secret girls, who I assume has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Levine, as part of her initiation, but that hasn’t been as annoying about it as Nina Agdal, Behati Prinsloo and Bar Refaeli, you know more of a subtle one…probably because she’s from America, unlike most of these models she’s up against, and has nothing to fucking prove, because #America…

Shes Pretty fucking magnficent…now if only my wife looked like her, rather than like she’s eaten three of her this morning…then my life would be a little be less of a hell prison, and a lot more of a fantasy…that I guess other men buy Victoria’s Secret lingerie to get, but that I don’t buy into, because seeing my wife squeezed into a pair of panties that barley fit around her fat cankle..can’t trick me into thinking she is this Martha Hunt Magic:

A photo posted by Martha Hunt (@marhunt) on Feb 2, 2015 at 7:23am PST

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David Hauserman Flashdance Shoot of the Day

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This photoshoot by David Hauserman , is probably one of my favorite photoshoots I’ve seen in recent months, because there are just so many girls, rocking their 80s retro fitness gear…all jacked up their hot dancing asses, recreating the Call on Me Video, which was recreating my 80s masturbation, because aerobics were the only thing on TV everyday you could jerk off to…the leotards jacked up inside pussies, hard nipples and tight bodies for fitness…it was almost enough for me to join at least one or two fitness classes..only to be asked to leave for the boners…even though the whole point of fitness and outfits like this is the fucking boners…fascists.

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Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Implied Lesbianism of the Day

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Cara Delevingne knows exactly what she’s doing, and I guess so do the Kardashians, and most importantly, so does Love Magazine, who was there to attach their name to this using of each other for the sake of being media whores and publicity seeking “it” girls, their stupid over paid lives rely on it…

So Love had a cover of Kendall and Cara Delevingne grinding….something they already did a few months ago…

And last week…they did it with Kim and Cara….even though Kim prefers CHICKEN AND WAFFLES CUZ SHE’S A BASIC RATCHET …

It’s just one big circle jerk of “Look at me, Look at me”…self involved and celebrated by the world…strength in numbers….let’s do this together because it is good for a career…bullshit…so here are some pics of some Kendall Booty…because why the fuck not…she’s the future of the Kardashians, and at least she’s not fat and disgusting…

I think what really matters in all this is the Kanye Superbowl Selfie in the VIP area with some fans…

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Jessica Biel’s Pregnancy Reveal of the Day

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In the event you were like me and just assumed that Jessica Biel was a man, who dressed like a woman, for the sake of her career and to beard the man she threw her career away from, because he was her N Sync crush….I mean at least that’s what her muscular back was saying…well apparently she’s pregnant…and actually has a vagina…if you take a picture of Timberlake kissing a faceless stomach that might as well be her surrogate, and that any picture you see of her with a baby bump could just be movie magic…because they do live in LA you know…

Either way…the baby is on the way…and I heard it is already owned by Disney, it was in the contract Timberlake’s family signed when they sold him to the cult many fucking years ago.

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Izabel Goulart’s Work Out of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Feb 2, 2015 at 3:39am PST

This is just insane…

I mean Izabel Goulart has been producing consistent workout erotica on social media for a awhile now, but her body is just fucking ripped to fuck, and I guess the hard work and starvation is paying the fuck off.

I mean if you got paid millions to look amazing, you would probably do this too, but that shouldn’t take away from how fucking hot this is.

Now I don’t think she’s posting this for her female fans to get inspired, if anything those catty bitches hate her for it….

But I do think at least one person has jerked off to this…because it’s just next fucking level…