Selena Gomez did V Magazine, because she’s all about reminding us of her V, at least that’s what these shorts are suggesting, because all I see when I look at this is Bieber’s D…not that I’ve ever seen Bieber’s D, I’m just the kind of dude who judges and hates girls for the dicks they’ve allowed in their pussies, and those decisions, even if it was just for one night, is enough for me to hate a girl for life…and write her off because “you’d fuck that, what the fuck is wrong with your pudgy little hands you poor decision maker…”…but then I remember that these Hollywood kids are all one big marketing, publicity stunt….just trying to stay in the media, that works…and that this is just another addition to her brand imaging…which makes everything boring when you know how calculated it is, but you can still see her little shorts…lookin’ all Mexican as fuck….but this shouldn’t break the internet and if it does it is because there’s little else going on in your pathetic life…..much like my pathetic life…we are in this together….

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