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2015

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m still so affected by the Super Bowl, you know all worked up with the excitement of the game….not that I watched it, or ever watched sports, but everyone on my facebook did and won’t shut the fuck up….

I feel like I am the only person who is only interested in looking at nude selfies…nothing else matters…

Someone asked me why I only talk about sexting and nude selfies…the answer is…it is all I know.

I do not do anything else….ever…

Here are some stepLINKS…


Iggy Azalea Bent Over Flashing Her Disgusting Ass
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Big Titties!
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Naked Man in a Snow Storm
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Paz De La Huerta….
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Katy Perry Panty Flash….
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Apparently Heidi Montag’s Dad Molested a Girl
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Slut of the Day
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Kanye West Selfie
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Lingerie Model of the Day
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Cate Blanchett in a Satin Dress
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Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are Besties
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Marshawn Lynch with Snoop After the Game
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Scarlett Johannson’s LEsbian Haircut
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Hot Tub Time Machine Posters
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The Comprehensive List of Super Bowl Ads
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How Bitcoins Work
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5 Rap Songs That Sample Celine Dion
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AshleyInLA is the Fucking Future
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The BEst Shakira Pics for her Birthday
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Lauren Stoner Bikini Ass
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Jennifer Aniston – Award Winner
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Ice Climbing Niagara Falls
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Roald Dahl’s Open Letter on the Measles
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Jessica Biel Pregnancy Pic
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Kate Bosworth for Marie Claire
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Celebrity Superbowl Babes….
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Dog Bark Sounds Like Hello
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Megan Fox – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Jessica Chastain Topless in Salome
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You’ve Been Slicing Peppers Wrong You Whole Life
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Kate Beckinsale’s Tummy
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Erin Heatherton Cleavage of the Day
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift in a Bikini….
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Camera Shutter at 10,000 FPS
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Drug Dealer Arrested after Calling Cops to Sell Him Drugs
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The Dead Kid Ad
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Some Ho in a Bikini
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Zamboni DUI
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Some Chick Named Sienna Guillory Nude.
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Josie Cunningham Drunk & Flashing Tits in Public….
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Slut in a Pool…
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Cute Teen Uses a Banana….
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Leanne Crow Huge Tits…..Stupidly Huge Tits…
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Throwback Julie Delpy Nudity….
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Banging Trailer Hitch….
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Close Up Pussy
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Good Old Fashion Eel Porn
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Dildo in a Butthole…
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Masturbating….
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Ali Michael is Naked in Nature…..
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Cam Sluts cuz We Love Sluts
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Home Made Chili Dog
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

02

Feb

Kim Kardashian Bare Ass for Love Magazine of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has figured out that the follow up to the sex tape, was to have a few failed marriages and a kid, because it would distract people from the sex tape, until they stopped caring about her, when all she ever wanted and all she ever knew was people caring about her….

So she shows her ass in fashion magazines, it went viral, they proclaimed it broke the internet, when really it just broke our souls…

And she’s back at it, because she loves the attention her ass gets and mooning is her new marketing hook…

There was a strategy leak, and not the kind that we’d encourage, like from one of her ass implants, but instead just of her ass from a creepy angle…

The magazine comes out February 9.

Here’s a preview:

VIA LOVE MAGAZINE

How about another Kanye Super Bowl Selfie

Kaney-Selfie

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2015

02

Feb

Heather Graham in a Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham is old now.

I’m going to go watch Boogie Nights…and remember the good days…the big tits, the 70s bush…the fresh face with her big break….with excitement in her eyes…all bright eyed and ready for the celeberity she always wanted…

Now she’s just working against gravity….and it’s depressing, or would be if there weren’t a million fucking young girls to replace her…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

02

Feb

Micky By Kid Richards Exclusive of the Day

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Kid Richards not to be confused with Keith Richards, is a film photographer from Portugal, who takes pictures with film, which is a confusing concept to photographers who only take pictures with digital cameras….now that digital cameras cost all of 300 dollars and allow you to take really glossy high resolution pictures with zero to no fucking skill…turning everyone into a photographer…leaving actual photographers in the dust…because like anything, the general public doesn’t care about good…they care about whatever is popular…

Her was nice enough to give us these pics as an exclusive…of Micky…who unlike the mouse….is hot as fuck…

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2015

02

Feb

Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland for Cosmo of the Day

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Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland did Cosmo. They probably have nothing to do with one another….but they are in the same issue…so maybe that means they are Cosmo issue sisters…if that is a thing…which I doubt it is, but should be…

Now, I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, or why, I just know that Cosmo teaches young girls how to fuck, because instead of it’s intended purpose of being an opinion magazine, it became smut in the 70s, which snowballed while teaching girls how to snowball…

That said, Here’s Gwen Stefani:

And Here’s Sarah Hyland:

Don’t ask me why, because I am so not interested in this for so many reasons….let me list 10 of them…

1- I didn’t like Gwen Stefani when she was young and famous, I thought she was a man.
2- I have never seen an episode of modern family.
3- Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out with her weird underdeveloped tween face
4- Sarah Hyland gets restraining orders, I hate girls like that
5- Gwen Stefani’s husband fucks me, so maybe he thought she was a man too.
6- These pics aren’t spread eagled or lesbian sex filled
7- fuck this top 10 list….up the ass like it was Gwen Stefani’s husband.

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2015

02

Feb

Brooke Burke Junk in the Trunk of the Day

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One thing I hate about mainstream media is the shitty, clever, bullshit puns that they apply to their stories…

Like looking at this Brooke Burke digging through the junk in her trunk, while wearing leggings, that would make someone, like a dad, say “look at her junk in her trunk”….leading me to use it as the headline…making me just as pathetic, uncreative, and lame as them…everything I always hated…I have become..

But in my defence, Brooke Burke doesn’t inspire me to tell stories of partying around the world like she did for a cable network, before settling down and having a bunch of kids…probably because she settled down and had a bunch of kids…making her, even if still kinda hot like her Playboy past, a married mom…no one should care about…and probably don’t….but she’s got junk in her trunk.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

02

Feb

Paz de la Huerta is Amazing for Vivienne Westwood of the day

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Jürgen Teller is one of the best photographers out there, and Paz de la Huerta is one of the best models, actresses, talents, and crack whore looking disaster I want to sniff, ever since seeing her in her big break on Boardwalk Empire, only to get killed off…and basically take that to heart, by looking up on some Amy Winehouse post death look or whatever the fuck is going on here…

I love it. It is raw, dirty and amazing, and I can cross reference all her nude pics…making it even better…love it.

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2015

02

Feb

Wildfox Girls by Mark Hunter of the Day

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Here are some models named… Jena Goldsack, Alyssah Ali and Clare Settje, showing their bare asses for a clothing brand, because this is the porn generation, these hipsters are the new hippies and believe in free and open love, and most importantly, getting naked together, and even more important that the most imposrtantly, they all have bush and fucking love bush…

So despite Wildfox being designed for cool girls, I like to think they are really speaking to us, because young girl asses…we’re talking three bare asses in their marketing program…is a great sign of the future…filled with nudity on TV and nudity being accepted…thanks to people like Larry Flynt who got paralyzed defending this…so that 30 years later it can just be thrown around so easily…the way it’s supposed to be…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2015

02

Feb

Martha Hunt for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the better new generation Victoria’s Secret girls, who I assume has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Levine, as part of her initiation, but that hasn’t been as annoying about it as Nina Agdal, Behati Prinsloo and Bar Refaeli, you know more of a subtle one…probably because she’s from America, unlike most of these models she’s up against, and has nothing to fucking prove, because #America…

Shes Pretty fucking magnficent…now if only my wife looked like her, rather than like she’s eaten three of her this morning…then my life would be a little be less of a hell prison, and a lot more of a fantasy…that I guess other men buy Victoria’s Secret lingerie to get, but that I don’t buy into, because seeing my wife squeezed into a pair of panties that barley fit around her fat cankle..can’t trick me into thinking she is this Martha Hunt Magic:

A photo posted by Martha Hunt (@marhunt) on

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2015

02

Feb

David Hauserman Flashdance Shoot of the Day

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This photoshoot by David Hauserman , is probably one of my favorite photoshoots I’ve seen in recent months, because there are just so many girls, rocking their 80s retro fitness gear…all jacked up their hot dancing asses, recreating the Call on Me Video, which was recreating my 80s masturbation, because aerobics were the only thing on TV everyday you could jerk off to…the leotards jacked up inside pussies, hard nipples and tight bodies for fitness…it was almost enough for me to join at least one or two fitness classes..only to be asked to leave for the boners…even though the whole point of fitness and outfits like this is the fucking boners…fascists.

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