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2015

12

Jan

Ashley Benson’s Workout of the Day

Ashley Benson is working out, and I like to think it has to do with me making fun of her calling her chubby…

Her high level of fame, but limited level of opportunities to escape her Pretty Little Liars typecast, and move into actual substantial films, unless being the chubby girl in Spring Breakers who has a threesome with James Franco is breaking out of the mould, which I guess it is, but that would have been much better if she was 10 pounds lighter….

I mean she’s famous, she’s got money, she can afford a trainer and a cook to control her eating, there is no excuse for her to be out of shape other than lazy…anyway, it’s a new year, and it’s a perfect time for fitness…

Sure I know she has no idea I exist, and my cyber bullying has nothing to do with her in this upside down, erotic enough stance…that I would take advantage of, seeing as she’s retrained, sweaty and ready to be brought to as close of an orgasm as possible, before pulling away and not letting her reach orgasm…because that’s how I punish women…But let me think my life matters more than it does…thanks.

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2015

12

Jan

Miley Cyrus Dressed Like Elvis of the Day

Miley Cyrus went to an event dressed like Elvis…so instead of just being made fun of, she joined in the joke by posting a picture of her with Elvis, because this girl is a Social Media Master….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF MILEY AS ELVIS CLICK HERE

I was more interested in the bloody inner thigh picture she posted, because I like to think of it as a miscarriage, because the idea of Miley reproducing is a fucking nightmare to me, so kill that fucker before it crawls out and pollutes the world…

I guess I was also more interested at Bai Ling, who must be in her 50s now, who was invited to the same event, despite being Bai Ling, and one of the lowest profile people in the history of red carpets, including and not limited to your local furniture store’s new location opening…with red carpet to feel luxurious…she’s a fucking nobody….and nothing, but so was her shirt’s opacity…totally see through…making me mad she wore the pasties…she’s at a level of fame that should be no pasties mandatory…


TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS OF BAI LING PASTIES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

12

Jan

Kylie Jenner Showing Legs on Date Night of the Day

Kylie Jenner is rumored to be dating some older black guy named Tyga, because they grow up so fast, especially when their sisters are whores, and their mom, an ex whore turned madame, is whoring then….because it’s the easiest, low hanging fruit, strategy to get the family paid….and I guess this is her selfie, in a pair of little shorts, that is hardly that offensive, since every tween I see in the summer wears these, and in fact, these shorts are a huge reason I hate leaving my house in the winter…

Anyway, at 17, they are practically already sluts, with more dudes than your wife ever had. it’s the porno generation, and this is one who directly profited from porn…so you can assume…she’s about that life..since it is the life that made her…and her is that whore that pave the way for her in Vogue…because she’s gone from whore to Fashion icon…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

12

Jan

Kayslee Collins is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Kayslee Collins, apparently she’s a Playboy Playmate for February, or from February, I can’tbe too sure because I lost interest in Playboy in the mid-90s, and then the day Playboy sold to Pornhub, I knew it was fucking over, even if they maintained their magazine rights, that for the last few years no one has cared about, but that recently has decided to hire better photographers and models to make it seem like more of a fashion magazine than smut….

But that’s not to say Kayslee Collins isn’t an angel sent from willing to get naked to promote herself heaven…

It’s just to say, who cares about playboy, it’s all about this Jonathan Leder produced for his Fetishism Manifesto skin mag, youtube video you can masturbate to.

So Get involved and support the people at IMPERIAL PUBLISHING so they continue to create amazing content for their Fetsihisms Manifesto

Here are some unrelated pictures by photographer @jackbell

She’s my newest crush…

Posted in:Kayslee Collins

2015

12

Jan

Allison Williams Gets Ass Eaten on TV of the Day

I remember a time when it was a huge deal that the dude from NYPD Blue showed his bare ass on TV, and not because no one wanted to see that old, moustached, fat ass…but because it was one of those things that would offend the Million Mom’s movement of two million judging, misinformed, miserable eyes…who decide what is an isn’t appropriate in the media…which is nothing fun…because the other 100 million moms are out having fun and too busy to whine about bullshit…

While, now ass is being licked on TV…in a lot of ways…I feel like the mainstream has spoken, and has turned over to what I’ve been preaching from my website soap box forever…

The is from GIRLS..I’m just happy it isn’t Lena Dunham’s ass being eaten, because that would make me throw up.

TO SEE HER IN GLAMOUR MAGAZINE CLICK HERE

To see something terrifying..here’s Lena Dunham in pasties…

Posted in:Allison Williams|Allsion Williams

2015

12

Jan

Golden Globes Highlights of the Day

I didn’t watch the Golden Globes, which is probably a fail for someone with a Celebrity website, but the truth is, I have never and will never have any interest in Celebrities, other than to use them to demonstrate all that is wrong in the world, with their vapid existences, filled with lies and whoring that is designed or that pretends to be something that is anything but whoring…

So I don’t know who won, who wore what, if anything I just can’t believe people watch this shit, care about this shit, or discuss this shit like the circle jerk that is celebrating people who are already celebrated, matters…the general public must be fucking bored….

I mean, if you wanted tits in a dress on a Sunday, hit the fucking strip club, instead of feeding into this fascist, rich person, regime…

Here are some highlight pics….of what I like to think represents all evil…J.Lo’s possible nip slip…

THE GOLDEN GLOBES ARE HAPPENED
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Golden Globes

2015

12

Jan

Femen Burns Quran Topless and Other Videos of the Day

Diner Smashed by Cooks

200 Car Pile-Up in Michigan…

Man Gets Shaved by Elephant

Brit VS Muslims…

Shots Fired at Chris Brown Concert

Elephant VS Car

Plane VS House

Fat Boys Fight in Locker Room

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

12

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I was up all night at Golden Globe parties…if you consider Golden Globe parties being locked in a 450 square foot one bedroom basement apartment with some obese globe shaped, donut loving, slag who pays my rent because I married her, tossing and turning and snoring…in some kind of sleep apnea nightmare that should end with death but instead ends with her eating more fucking donuts…because apparently…when you and I dream of eating ass, this pig dreams about getting all the donuts before they are officially considered day old…

This is my life…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Monday Thigh Gaps…
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Chrissy Teigen is the Fucking Worst..
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High School Teacher Busted for Fucking Student
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Roasting A Marshmallow Over Active Volcano
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Fox News Muslim No Go Zones Segment…
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Woman Kissed a Stranger on Kiss Cam
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Jessica Chastain Golden Globes Tits
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Downhill Beer Delivery….
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Football is Violent…
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Doggy Ball Boy..
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Katherine Waterston Topless in The Babysitter…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I feel guilty when you can only allocate enough time for one of the hundreds girl I sext from my hibernated state….because there is only enough time in a day…and I like dealing with the ones who want to go professional with their sexting and turn to porn…you know to guide them through the process…so that they don’t make the wrong choices…I am like the Mother Theresa of porn recruiting…

THE GOLDEN GLOBES ARE HAPPENING – WE HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN THIS MEGA POST – I MAY LIVE BLOG IN – NOT THAT YOU CARE
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=73763

Here are the rest of the Links

Bill Cosby Jokes about Rape Jokes People Loved it..
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The Dirty Jobs Guy is a Humble Dude….
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Kate Upton Swimsuit Outtakes….
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Rapper Named Kevin Gates Dates His Cousin
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini
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Some Mom Singing Drake…
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Ann Denise is a Slut…
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Britney Spears Seems Fit…
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Amy Adam’s in a Green Dress
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Mirror Selfies….
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Salma Hayek Monster Face
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Hilary Duff Ass in Leggings
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Emma Stone Photobomb
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Johanna Lundback Ass in a Bikini
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Nikki Lund Bikini
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Raffaella Modugno Topless Bikini
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Britney’s Mom Ass in Tights
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Topless Sunbather of the Day
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D’Angelo Sings Brown Sugar
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Snoop Hates Trannies..the World Gets Mad..Because The World Loves Trannies
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Edita Vilkeviciute’s in Lingerie
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Ali Larter Pregnant as Fuck
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Sylvie Meis in a bIkini
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30 Cases of Truly Unfortunate Ad Placement
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock Bikinis
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Drunk Passed Businessman
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Alexa Vega in a Dress
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Conspiracy Theories We Think Will Be a Thing in 2015
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Katharine McPhee Legs
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The Hottest Pics of Nina Dobrev….
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Rosie Hutington Whitely See Thru
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Banksy Gave a Kid 30,000 Dollar Painting
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Nina Agdal Fame-Whoring
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Dude Sets Up Camera to Record His Girlfriend
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Emma Stone in Loaded….
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Lucy Aragon in White Bikini
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Henry Cavill is Fucking Paris Hilton
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Fit Girls…
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Michael Phelp’s Hermpahrodite Lover Does Porn
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Mom Shuts Down the Stripper
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Hayley Marie is Your Stripping Weather Girl…
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Maron Vaniteli is a Greek Slut
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Dude Gets Hit in the Head with a Melon
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Tessa Fowler Huge Tits Cowgirl…
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Tessa Fowler Big Boobs…
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Parallel Parker of the Day
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WTF is the Game Ever….
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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Brooke Makes a Sundae on her Boobs…
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Saddest Man Alive…
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Kate Moss Showing her Boobs…
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Teen Fingers on Chat
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German Girl Manages a Dildo
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

09

Jan

Irina Shyak’s Ass in a Bikini for Her Birthday of the Day

It was Irina Shayk’s birthday…no one should know who Irina Shayk is, or care that it was her birthday, but I guess she wanted to announce it, because she knows the date made public is probably 3 years off, because when she came over from Russia, it was pretty easy to make herself 3 years younger, but more importantly, it was probably good for her career, that really is based on sleeping with a soccer player and I use the term “sleeping with” loosely…since he’s likely gay enough to be on that new “My Husband is Gay” show…but she’s played beard long enough to get jobs as a model and more importantly the plastic surgery needed for her face..to make sure that her rockin’ body got the love it made so many sacrifices to deserve….

I guess when you’re communist and have no soul, you do what you can to survive. I’ve seen Cold War Movies, I get it….but I like when doing what you have to do survive means sand-hand on ass for social media….

Posted in:Irina Shayk