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2015

21

Jan

The Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Commerical Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret produced a Superbowl commercial, because Victoria’s Secret has built their business on selling lingerie to men, using amazing looking women, who would never fuck them, and who their wives would never look like, even if they can wear the same shitty overpriced underwear….it’s like seeing a cartoon version of them…the shorter and fatter Victoria’s Secret model, trying to live a fantasy motherfucker saw on the superbowl, but dealing with a horribly comedic, overstuffed sausage version of it…

This is the trailer…

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2015

21

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, who has turned her back on Canada, to become a big American star, because she’s famous thanks to a TV show, and I assume she feels like people only care about her because of this show, which is obviously truth, and she figures it is time to branch out so that she doesn’t get typecast, and doesn’t have the same fate as some many people on successful shows before her, who never broke free from that…

So she’s doing it by posting bikini pics….the sex tape of the new generation…because bikini pics, although seemingly wholesome and just “me on vacation”…are actually just whoring at its best…I approve.

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2015

21

Jan

Cara Delevingne for John Hardy of the Day

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Cara Delevingne may be an overrated, rumored heroin addict, hangs with the right famous people to be seen as being relevant, “it girl”…she may look like an inbred British royal…like she has webbed toes, webbed eyes, and other inbred genetic disorders….all dumb lookin’ but money making which is just gravy because she’s a trust fund baby….

That said, she’s in some campaign, rolling around naked or half naked, or naked enough in bed, and shit, as weird looking as she is in paparazzi pics…when she’s not made up, lit well, and shot by actual photographers…

These are almost hot…weird.

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2015

21

Jan

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a monster…I’ve seen her in person, she had a shitty and annoying attitude which made her even uglier…she seemed drunk, maybe medicated, on some ego trip, because I guess like many gold digging Miami hookers before her, she got confused and felt her man’s money was hers…

I mean it is very possible that she’s cool, that I saw her on a bad day, that she’s down to earth, that she gets that this Sports Illustrated model thing isn’t really as lucrative as she expected, because they make her do free shit for all their advertisers as a tradeoff for the PR they give her…like this shit for Beach Bunny…

But I didn’t see it…I just saw some tall and freakish looking Danish weirdo with a retard forehead…in a bikini…so you don’t see all that sucks about her…even if the best thing that sucks on her….is her mouth…I mean how else would she be getting work.

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2015

21

Jan

Schön Magazine’s Free the Nipple Editorial of the Day

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Schön Magazine has taken on the “free the nipple” program with this editorial featuring some model I didn’t look up because I am lazy and who really cares…she’s showing tit in public for fashion and that’s pretty amazing…even though all models show their tits, in public or in studio, it’s part of the job and why they get paid so much fucking money…they’re versatile…but that doesn’t mean that the idea of girls showing off their tits in public as a social movement for feminists who feel they deserve the same rights as men isn’t fucking awesome. People are followers, and this is exactly the kind of thing any pervert dude, like me, would have and has tried starting in over the years, because once every girl gets on board….I get to see every girls tits…I win…I always win…even if winning is actually losing in the grand scheme of life…winning at losing is still winning….

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2015

21

Jan

Sarah Stephens for Betsey Johnson Swimwear of the Day

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Sarah Stephens was in see through lingerie for Agent Provocateur yesterday…because some lingerie companies do better shitty catalog pics than the evil corporate generic sweatshop made Christian friendly photoshop out the nipples on their cheap overpriced white trash rags…and others don’t….and here she is in shitty catalog shots again…this time with less see through and more swimwear…because she is a versatile model…throw panties and bras at her for 10,000 dollars a day…or throw bikini at her for 10,000 dollars a day…and she fucking delivers…right…

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2015

21

Jan

Iggy Azalea Ass in Shorts of the Day

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These ass pics of Iggy Azalea are circulating the internet and have been the last few days, I tried to ignore them, because I firmly believe that Iggy Azalea, her music, her career, and her fat ass that black men fuck…because for black men and WHOOTY is good WHOOTY…I think it goes back to the Martin Luther King era of civil rights, where black people were seen as second rate citizens, basically laying the flag, or pipe to the white man 60 years later…through his daughter…but maybe I am looking into things too hard…

I figured I had to post these, because her ass has gone viral at least career-wise, she plays up her ass, and that’s exactly what this is all about, because when you taste what you’ve sucked so much dick for, without having to taste the residue semen, but instead just by looking at your bank account, you do whatever you can to not lose it!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

21

Jan

Adrianne Curry Ass for Twitter of the Day

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Her name is Adrianne Curry, I can only assume that you’ve never heard of her, because she’s absolutely irrelevant, but then I remember that this is a blog, and blogs are an outdated content delivery system, so you are probably old school and set in your ways, not part of the new social media, self involved, herpes generation….who use things like browsers and go to things like websites…unless it is seen on facebook…so you know exactly who she is…

A reality star…from the advent of reality TV…who ended up on other reality shows…before settling down with a Brady Bunch actor for more reality TV….who eventually was forgotten, because reality whores are interchangeable…so she turned to social media to post her smut…like ass shots and tits shots before doing the comicon circuit…to get nerd, virgin, loser, fans because they are loyal…

Well…she’s still posting her ass on twitter…fascinating legacy her bottom feeding is leaving behind…as her relevance that never was is officially dead.

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2015

21

Jan

Fat Chick Stuck in a Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Pornstar Eva Long Sings You Are My Sunshine

Topless Brazilians Protesting Not Being Allowed to Be Topless On the Beach…

Failed Assassination Attempt

WTF Car Accident…

The Dildo Factory:

Drunk of the Day

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2015

21

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My first tinder friend that I know of has contracted herpes thanks to using Tinder, because in case you didn’t know, no one uses condoms anymore, they are for sick people in the 80s, and this sexed up, porn influenced generation fuck everyone…so it was bound to happen…but still shitty for her…

What is even more shitty, is that she sent me a video the night she thinks she got it or the night she gave it to another guy…of her having raw sex with a motherfucker…not because she ever sent me videos of her fucking before…but because of some weird cosmic fate…or coincidence…so we can forever watch and reference that video as pre-herp…

Let it be a lesson to all you tinders…use condoms…herpes hurt….

Here are some links…in the morning.

Jessie J Sings With her Mouth Closed for Harvey Weinstein with Graham Norton
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Sophia Loren Porn
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Conan Interviewed Archer
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Amber Rose on a Jet Ski in a Thong is Unhygienic
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How to Make Perfect Bacon
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Girls Holding Cameras….While Half Naked
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Iggy Azalea’s Butt Cheek
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Mario Lopez Lost His Virginity at 12
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Hilary Swank’s Man SKin
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Driver Hits Slow Motion Train
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Car Selfies.
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits.
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Paris Hilton Cougar!
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100 Million Dollar NYC Apartment
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