Drunk American Woman in Lithuania
Man Collecting Cans Stabbed
Panic Horse at the Horse Race
Dude Gets Slammed By Runaway Tire on the Highway
Quick Reflexes
Car Wrecking
Camel Mount Fail
Naked Woman Recovered from River
2015
07
Jan
2015
07
Jan
I have arthritis in my hands from 20 years of sexting…which according the the book, that says it takes 10 years to master anything….means I am a seasoned veteran, a pro even….and I think your pussy pics in my phone are a testament to my hard work and sacrifices to the cause….especially when each stroke of the keyboard brings more and more pain….
One day, it will all seize up….and I’ll have to either quit this life, like a miner with black lung, or I’ll just use the dictation software on the iphone…either way…the end is near so contribute to my cause…
Here are some morning links…in the morning….
Amazing British Tits…because…Tits.
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A Couple Miami Nobodies in Bikinis
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Today in Underboobs
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Two Grown Men Rock Kid’s Instruments
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Miley Cyrus Nose Bleed
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Unexpected Thug Life – The Golfing Edition
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Beyonce and Jay Z’s New Years Message
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The Girl From Uncle Buck Drinks Placenta…
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A Bunch of Heidi Klum in Bikini Pics
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Jimmy Kimmel Stumps Stoners
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Ant Man Trailer
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Honest Trailer of Taken
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Drake Doesn’t Like a Comedian’s Impression of Him
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
06
Jan
I was going to write something about either eating out girls on their period, being drunk, or hating my wife, but then I saw the above picture of FARRAH ABRAHAM SUPERSTAR and I realized nothing else in the world mattered…this level of fame-whoring out does anything going on in my life…even though she doesn’t matter…but her SEX TAPE DID
Here are some stepLINKS…
More of Farrah Abraham’s Lip Implants are AMAzing
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A Bunch of Side Boob
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Michelle LEwin’s Butt in a Bikini
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Katy Perry and JOhn Mayer May Be Fucking
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Farrah Abraham’s LIp Injections are Amazing
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Gigi Hadid for Guess
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Man in I Love Drugs Shirt – Arrested for Having Drugs
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Imogen Thomas is the Slut of the DAy
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Red Thong Of the Day
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Heidi Montag’s Comeback Tour
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Jennifer Lawrence Titties at the Airport
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Abandoned Dog Found in Train Station with a Suitcase Full of His Stuff – makes me sad
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The 100 Biggest Selfie FAILs In Internet History
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Charlotte Crosby Fuck Me Boots….
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Stuart Scott Death Announcement…
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Scarjo’s New Movie
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50 Celebrities Who Never Had Plastic Surgery
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Kate Beckinsale Cleavage….
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The Guy Who Plays Connect 4 with Girls on Tinder
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Genevieve Morton’s Fat Tits in a Bikini
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Mark Zuckerberg is the New Oprah
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Bieber Did Calvin Klein
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Emmy Rossum Fucking Sucks
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Margot Robbie Legs…
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Anne Hathaway is Boring as Fuck
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Ellie Goulding Wearing Bikinis
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Exploding Fireworks Factory
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Emma Roberts Jeans….
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Dakota Blue Richards has an Interesting Dress
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Rosie Huntington Nipple
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Nude Candid Pics of Heidi Klum
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Emily Ratajkowski in a Sheer Bra
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This Cat Loves Olives
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Christina Aguilera in Leisure Latino
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The Most Disturbing Naked Woman Of The Year. Of ANY Year.
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47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Joanna Krupa is a DJ
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One Size Doesn’t Fit All
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Jodie Marsh Has Stupid Fucking Tits
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Jacuzzi Girl of the Day
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Public Sluts
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Kayslee Collins Nude
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Girl and Her Big Boobs
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Joey Fisher Has Big Tits
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Bus Cock
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Jess Pare’s Tits….
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Some Spread Vag
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Public Dildo
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
06
Jan
Jessica Alba’s mom ass in a bikini…..but it’s not just any mom ass…it is a mom ass that was an it-girl in a handful of shitty movies…who with the help of her business man husband..was able to convert that fleeting fame that only existed because she was a hot Mexican and Mexican’s cleaning toilets around America…and Mexicans sneaking across the border…turned to her as their beacon of hope..coupled with dudes being fucking perverts…who thought she was hot as fuck…into a billion dollars.
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2015
06
Jan
Here is Rihanna being a lesbian with her friend, if lesbianism meant wearing what look like bike shorts while topless by the pool in Barbados, in a 20 million dollar house, you probably would walk by as a girl, wishing one day it would be yours, only for it to actually be yours because you’re fucking Rihanna…
I like to think lesbianism has more fisting….at least that’s what the fun lesbians do…
Posted in:Rihanna
2015
06
Jan
Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…
Posted in:Lorde
2015
06
Jan
Kate Moss is still showing her tits, reminding all of you old washed up coke sluts, trying to pull your life together because you committed your youth to the party life, that you are never too old to show your tits, even when you are too old to show you tits….
This is up on some Madonna, hot in the early 90s, but still kind of hot to weirdos like me, because no matter how much cocaine and cock she has unprotected sex with, I will always think she’s lovely.
Like most gay men, despite not being gay, even though I love ass play, I’m into Kate Moss.
Posted in:Kate Moss
2015
06
Jan
This is Robert Pattison’s fiance on the cover of a Magazine topless.
Her name is FKA Twigs. She is topless in V Magazine.
At her level of fame, which is just from being engaged to some dude from Twilight everyone thought was gay, from Twilight, the tween heartthrob, this should be a sex tape…that I don’t really want to see because she’s not hot.
Posted in:FKA Twigs
2015
06
Jan
Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret is boring as fuck, none of these shoots are really inspiring, and none of their lingerie really gives me boners, but maybe I am just desensitized, or maybe it is my impotence, or maybe it is that my fat wife looks like some kind circus freak but Candice Swanepoel is worth looking at.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2015
06
Jan
I don’t know why “Anna Kendrick Face” isn’t a meme, or an expression used to describe an annoying looking face.
I have tried to watch movies that have her in them, and despite trying to like her not because everyone likes her and she’s getting work because of it, but because I feel sorry for anyone who has that “Anna Kendrick Face”, even when that “Anna Kendrick Face” makes her millions….because it’s just creepy….I can’t describe it – but it starts with her mouth…
Then I remember, all these overpaid bitches deserve to be scrutinized about their faces, because they put it out there, instead of hiding in the basement where their faces may belong…all because someone told them they are cute or funny or they have a relative in the business….who knows…
Posted in:Anna Kendrick