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2014

25

Dec

McKayla Maroney’s Christmas of the Day

McKayla Maroney is an American Hero…she has won Olympic medals…and in doing that has lured a bunch of creeps who are into young girls in gymnast outfits, being all flexible, all thanks to the American laws on sex offense….

I think her most relevant work was when she leaked nude pics of herself, to be scandalous, while being the victim all while she comes across as some kind of virginal, innocent, playful…who is clearly a harlot, because everyone is clearly…well versed in seduction…thanks to porn being so popular…and here she is in her Christmas porn.

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2014

25

Dec

Charli XCX Upskirt of the Day

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Charli XCX is pretty fucking clever on her quest of becoming famous, because once you get to a certain level of celebrity, where people think you are relevant enough to perform at their events, getting in the media suddenly becomes easy, all she has to do is wear short skirts, see through tops, thong panties, and own it…

I mean there are so many girls who wish they were even at Charli XCX level fame, it only makes sense that this is how she stands out from the rest….becasue relying on talent alone doesn’t matter, since this generation has no idea what talent is, and proven by people who have made it, clearly talent doesn’t ever get factored in….but ass flashes do…thank god..because they are fun to look at…

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2014

25

Dec

Miley Cyrus Lickin’ Mushrooms for Christmas of the Day

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Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s so crazy..especially for a Disney princess who was crafted in the Disney Labs, robbed of her childhood but paid for and set for life….and this is all part of her marketing campaign….

It’s not very Chrismas to me..but maybe that’s because I prefer when she’s showing her nipples..I’m crazy like that..

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2014

25

Dec

Beyonce in Iceland Bikini of the Day

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Beyonce and Jay Z are in Iceland, which is supposed to be an amazing place, but that would be a more amazing place if it took their lives, because they are the worst, especially when they are dressed like total assholes, I mean except in Beyonce’s bikini pics, which are tolerable despite being Beyonce, because they are bikini pics, and would be worth looking at if they were anyone, even Beyonce, who in case you didn’t know is the fucking worst…latch on…trying to be sexy and youthful, despite being a married mom…

All this to say that Black people…don’t really belong in the snow…they snow suits kind of throw off their billionaire swag…

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2014

25

Dec

Kid Puts Porn CD on in Walmart and Other VIdeos of the Day

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Girl Gets Punched in the Face at a Party

How to Get a Broken Leg

Undercover Cop VS a Girl

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2014

25

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens in Christmas of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens posted what is probably the worst, staged Christmas selfie. The kind of Christmas selfie I don’t really understand why she would bother, especially after we’ve seen her self shot nudes, because if anything this is her mocking us, acting like she was some garbage family on my facebook feed from the trailer park, when we have the vagina pics to know the truth…

If anything, she should know that nothing says Christmas like spread asshole pics, not this ugly sweater bullshit trend…get it together…

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2014

25

Dec

Kimberly Garner Christmas Whore of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some UK reality show bottom feeder, hence the Christmas themed half naked pictures she’s posting on the internet.

I don’t even know what show she’s on, because I don’t care, I just know I’ve seen her in the paparazzi and she’s hot as fuck, and I also know that she used to follow me on Twitter and/or instagram, becaue I am relevant to the most desperate bottom feeders, but she doesn’t follow me anymore, which I guess means we broke up, but the nice thing about break ups is that I can still jerk off to her pics…if they were more of a sex tape than a shitty bikini selfie…

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2014

25

Dec

Denise Welch is Too Old for a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if knowing who Denise Welch really matters, but it is Christmas so I figure I’ll do the really extensive research, because this is journalism motherfuckers…and it turns ou tshe’s from the UK, is on a show called Cornation Street, that is on in Canada, and is the worst, blue collar shit ever…but people seem to watch it, because I guess the world is full of blue collar trash….and most importantly, she’s 56 and has probably given up on caring what people think…even though she probably should care what people think…and factor in being a grey skinned, square bodied monster, who if she was an actor in LA, she would probably still be fit, tanned, and hot…I mean isn’t Pam Anderson 56 by now? I guess people age worst in places with no sun….

Now do what you want with this…because we all know we’d all still fuck it like the farm animal it may be.

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2014

25

Dec

Rosie Jones Christmas of the Day

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I would say that Glamour models are overrated girls who happen to have big tits…and with those big tits…manage to get themselves in magazines…all because they have big tits…but who ultimately aren’t relevant girls…but at least they try…by showing their tits…

So here’s Rosie Jones tits doing Chrismas…because…tits…

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2014

25

Dec

Rihanna’s Christmas Bikini Tits of the Day

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It’s Christmas…and Rihanna is in Barbados, sitting in her 20 million dollar house, amongst a bunch of white British rich people, who are now humored by her, but 10 years ago, when she was pre-famous, they were probably scared of her when she was a chamber maid at their hotels and vacation homes, and/or teen hooker at the Karaoke bars along the side of the roads…before selling her soul to god knows who…to take her whoring to the mainstream….turning shanties into mansions….Christmas Miracles happen, and these red bikini may not be one, but it’s still worth looking at..

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