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2014

26

Dec

Irina Shayk Does Boxing Day of the Day

Irina Shayk….rockin’ some Boxing Day for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT the day after Advent is supposed to end, because these fashion types are so innovative, if you consider getting low level, yet hot, lingerie models from Russia, who are relevant because they get half naked….and fuck some homosexual soccer player, innovative…and I think she’s pretty fucking hot, otherwise she would be a cam girl who never escaped the oppressive Russian Regime…

Happy Boxing Day…for those of you who like box…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

26

Dec

Porn Stars Read Where the Wild Things Are of the Day

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The people who brought you Porn Stars Read The Grinch Who Stole Christmas…have put together a boxing day video for you…the day after Christmas that speaks to your creepy issues…because you like being read kids books bedtime stories, even though you’re grown ass men…

I guess they get that you are either too shy, or too broke, but you are too shy to ask your hookers to read you bed time stories…because you know it’s a weird thing to masturbate to….

Starring: Samantha Rone, Karla Kush, Adriana Checkik, Sara Luvv, Cherie DeVille, AJ Applegate, Bree Daniels, Shyla Jennings, Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, Mercedes Carrera, Ashlyn Molloy, Ryder Skye, Dakota Skye, Ariana Grand, Riley Reid, Eva Long, Scarlet Red, Tiff Bannister, Chanel Preston Alaina Kristar

Posted in:Pornstars

2014

26

Dec

Some More Rihanna Christmas Bikini Pics of the Day

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Rihanna is back in her home country, visiting her garbage man father, reliving her shanty youth, where she managed to break free thanks to some creepy pervert British song writing who felt she had something to offer the world…and that would in turn make her money…because historically…girls on islands, even when they are hookers or sex workers, never make 100,000,000 dollars a year…there’s a scam or story behind this girl…that we’ll never know…and here she is in a bikini…

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

26

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Christmas Video of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne are attention seekers. They position themselves to be as relevant as possible by associating themselves with the right people, or working with the right people or even by doing any and all stunts they can for the media to talk about them….which is probably why they are together in this Christamas video for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ….that is actually Christmas themed…but that lacks sex appeal…unless of course having your headlights on these idiots is porn to you..knowing you could run them over and end them….something that probably should have happened in this video…but that didnt’…fascinating…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Kendall Jenner

2014

26

Dec

Girls Boxing for Boxing Day of the Day

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Models Boxing…

Girls Boxing…

Lingerie Boxing

TOpless Ukrainian Boxing

Bikini Boxing

Centerfolds Cage Fight

Scary Bikini Boxing

Tila Tequila Boxing…

Cute At Home Bikini Boxing

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Dec

Girls in Boxes for Boxing Day of the Day

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It’s boxing day..and what better way to celebrate boxing Day, than with some pictures of girls in boxes, or things that look like boxes, that aren’t coffins, because that would be dark…even though boxing day is the celebration of the death of Christmas…

Posted in:Photos

2014

26

Dec

Girls Do Box Jumps for Boxing Day of the Day

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Here’s another one with a Cross Fit Girl

And One More….

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Dec

Girl Goes Nuts a McDonalds and Other Videos of the day

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Tire Explodes of the Day

Snake Ate Crocodile

Husband Shoots Wife’s Lover in Brazil

Kids Driving Had an Accident

Man Tries to Jump Off a Moving Train

When Drones Attack

Horse VS TAxi

Posted in:Video

2014

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is boxing day….a good time to go to the mall and stare at girls fighting over bullshit deals…to spend their christmas money…because they’ve never heard of online shopping, or that there is no need to ever leave your house, but then you don’t get to stare at girls fighting over bullshit in the mall…which if that’s your fetish…you shouldn’t be reading this..

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Cara Delevingne Scissors Selena Gomez
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Julia Louis Dreyfus in a Bikini
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Japan is Scared of Vaginas
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2014

26

Dec

Rosario Dawson and Jenny Slate Making Out in 9 Kisses for New York Times of the Day

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