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2014

24

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Channels the Virgin Mary of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this picture of Lindsay Lohan that she posted today, on Christmas Eve is her dressed like the VIRGIN MARY….

You know today is rumored to be the day that the Virgin Mary went into Labor with your Christ and Lord Jesus Christ, who went onto be a legend, and inspire Coca Cola to invent Santa Claus to commercialize his existence with the masses because it was good for the economy….and had good, wholesome, American values of buying shit you can’t afford…

I think it is safe to say that Lohan is as much a Virgin and the Virgin Mary…I mean at least that’s what her herpes are telling me…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

24

Dec

Maria Menounos’ Greek Vag Shot of the Day

Maria Menounos is old. She’s overrated on the men’s blogs. She’s not all that hot and her career is pretty useless and shitty. She hosted some trailer park caliber nightly entertainment show for a decade and quit when she was too old to really leverage that into anything….but for some reason, a reason I call being misinformed, maybe uneducated….people like her…and I’m really only posting this picture of her ass because in Greece, this is a vag shot…

In america, THIS IS A VAG SHOT

Merry Christmas assholes….

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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

24

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Lingerie Shoot for H&M of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a titty model who also does non-titty work, like all top models, in this case, lingerie work, for big evil brands like H&M, because when you’re a titty model, sometimes the titties get you to a place of relevance, and relevance gets you paid and paid gets you everything you need, like billionaire husbands…

I figured I needed some Christmas cheer on the site today, because it is Christmas, and what better way to do it than with a model….

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

24

Dec

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini on the Beach for Arab Christmas of the Day

I don’t know if Gigi Hadid celebrates Christmas, seeing as she’s got some Arab real estate developer father in his 90s…who may have been born before Christmas was even invented, but I do know that her career has been an overrated Christmas miracle that I would argue she doesn’t really deserve because she’s not all that hot, but that I guess she does deserve because she knows the right people…like the guy who owns Guess, who made her a Guess girl and who pushed her to other things like Sports Illustrated using his clout…making her an IT girl rich girl…not necessarily because that’s what she wanted, even though all girls want to be celebrated for their look, but because her parents are egos and it fuels their vapid LA needs.

Either way – people lik eher…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

24

Dec

Cara Delevingne Changing for Nowness Magazine of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a heroin addict, rich brat, socialite who has tricked her way into being a relevant model by hanging out with the right people, and I guess not being fat..and co-signed by leaders of fashion industry…and as vile and disgusting as her bi-sexual attention seeking ass is..she takes a good pic, or in this case, video of her changing. I find it hot, and hate myself for that.

This has nothing to do with Christmas, but if there is a Santa, maybe he’ll giver her a drug overdose for Christmas, but maybe she’ll just get another year of winning by being relevant…when she has no real business being who she is, but then again who really does…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

24

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal in Entourage Trailer of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal are in the Entourage Trailer….I have never watched Entourage but I hate Entourage.

It is a show that represents all that is bad in the world….Hollywod busllshit…a show designed for fame obsessed cheese dicks and anyone who thinks they are awesome or that Hollywood is awesome…..idiots…

Not to mention the dudes on the show, that is now a movie, are 400 fucking years old, and watching 50 year olds fuck 20 year olds, because that’s also what Hollywood is all about, is just fucking pathetic…when the 50 year olds fucking 20 year olds are just making up for being fucking losers when they were 20, before getting rich enough to buy sugar babies and whores…

Either way…waste of fucking time, fuck this bullshit, and fuck you if you endorse anything that is Entourage, you cheesy fucking groupie loser….and here are some key sugar baby “model” bitches, Nina Agdal and Emily Rat-Cow, doing a cameo – because they are representative of all that is wrong with this “entourage” hollywood bullshit world.

Fuck all these cunts.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

24

Dec

Eggnog Chugging Fail and Other Videos of the Day

The Girl Busted Taking a Pee

Naked Reading of A Christmas Carol

The man who likes eggs….

Dog Saved from Drowning

Nothing Says Christmas Like THis Guy

The Toronto Restaurant Thief Fail

Old Couple Heads to Church

Magic Trick of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

24

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the night at the stripclub, because I always like to get into the Christmas spirit by doing charity work for single mothers with drug addictions…by giving them 10 dollars a song to show me their vaginas and hump my legs..

I kept calling last night’s stripper’s vagina the wet reindeer, because the red colored clit that was hanging out, reminded me of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer guiding my sleigh….

Here are some morning links…

Drunk Santas!!
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Pussy on the Sneak Attack
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Rumer Willis in Fishnets…
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Turnt Up Christmas Playlist
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Astronomically Correct Twinkle Song
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My Friend Maitland Ward is the Christmas Hooker of the Year
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Girls in Bed
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Dennis Rodman Sues a Videogame Company
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Eggnog Chugging Fail….
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Nutcracker Fails
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Selfies of the Day
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How a Homeless Man Spends $100
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Kendall Jenner is Slutty
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

A wise man once told me…never trust your life in the hands of someone who couldn’t save themselves…so going into the Christmas season you can think about all these assholes think Jesus can save them, even though he couldn’t save his fucking self…

Merry Christmas you non jews…I’m drunk and eating Christmas cookies while getting vag pics sent to me because I can’t escape this horrible hell that is my life…and vag pics are my only religious experience in the most wonderfully religious time of year…where you spend money on shit no one needs to help big brands get a mid winter boost in sales…

15 Animated Christmas GIFs
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The Dude Who Got his First Boner from The Lion King
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Jay Leno Did Something Funny…Apparently…
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Cameron Diaz Engaged
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Girls tugging On Clothes
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Rosie Jones Topless for Christmas
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Obama is a Clown, Hollywood are Shitty People, Seth Rogan is a Terrorist, All This is a Publicity Stunt
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SLut of the Day
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Hilary Duff in Glasses
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Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day
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Pornstars Read How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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Offensive Christmas Fails
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30 Places Shot from Space
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Top 100 Viral Videos of 2014
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The Weeknd’s 50 Shades of Grey song “Earned It”
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Lizzy Cundy is a Disgusting Naughty Santa
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Madonna Showing off her Tits
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David Schwimmer to play Kardashian
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Vanessa Hudgens Promoting Some Bullshit
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Casey Batchelor Cleavage…..
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Christmas Fame Whores
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Jasmin Walia in Leather Shorts
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Baby Sun from the Teletubbies
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Constance Jablonski Beach Shoot
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BBC Reporter Getting High
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Laura Marano in Some Magazine
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Wedgie
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Derek Jeter Parties with 30 Models
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Chloe Green in a Bikini
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The Best Actresses of 2014
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Bai Ling Pokies During
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10 Dogs Who Made Nativity Scenes Better
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Fingers Percolator Glass water BONGS
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Naughty Elf
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Sherilyn Fenn 1990 Nudity
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Interesting Candle Holder
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Christmas Strip…
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Big Dildo!
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Mommy Likes to Masturbate
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Sexiest Office Christmas Party…
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Working the Dildo
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Fucked up Titties
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Dec

Christmas for The Kind Pen of the Day

Here’s what I call a little Christmas miracle, starring one of our latest #stepGIRLS who got into the Christmas spirit, wearing her Christmas lingerie, in what looks like it could be a rape van, not because we endorse rape like the drunk topless dudes at the bar last night did, but because it’s how we travel in luxury here….

She’s rockin’ her christmas party of half naked goodness with her KIND PEN VAPE , which according to my friend who is all about weed is the best vape around because you can use weed, oils and fucking whatever else you crackheads are smoking in vapes these days….since I don’t smoke and know nothing about these things…

So if you’re looking for something to get your girl, or any girl high enough to fuck you…and as a Christmas gift to you – KIND PEN IS OFFERING 25% OFF FOR DRUNKENSTEPFATHER PEOPLE NOW

ANd if you want to look at some silly pics by us for us….here you go…

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVES