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2014

16

Dec

Reese Witherspoon Housewife Porn for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is channeling some of her Pleasantville roots in this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that scream “Stepford Wife Erotica”….you know 1950s scandals involving little Jesus freaks moving to Hollywood to get famous, only to get knocked up on set, and pressuring the guy who knocked her up to man-up and be a dad to their kid, while creating more kids, like some pushy self serving bitch with her own agenda….only to do a series of shit movies, before an Oscar winning movie, that probably happened after she left said husband she had all the babies with on set of a movie they worked on like a little slut….for her agent…because fucking the people who make money off you…just makes sense…

I never found her hot, or exciting, and I am going to assume you don’t either…but someone must….because why else does she exist? Maybe she’s right, and the lord she pretend to cherish and obey, even though she’s a heathen, hollywood, false idol, who lives a lavish and exclusvie celebrity lifestyle, proving she is full of shit…not that you needed proof…she’s Hollywood – it’s kinda what they do…

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2014

16

Dec

Dylan Penn for L’Officiel Italia of the Day

Dylan Penn is Sean Penn’s daughter…she’s a model..which was apparently a really difficult job to get being Sean Penn’s daughter…he hasn’t been in Hollywood for the last 30 years and he doesn’t have a recognizable name, or any connections with massive agents, that he could call to say “hey my daughter’s not into school, or doing anything of substance in her life, and I’ve got enough money to give her so she doesn’t need to work, can you get her some modelling gigs to validate her, yes I know everyone is a model thanks to instagram, but just make her a legit one so she doesn’t feel left out by her other rich, vapid, useless model because they are rich…friends”….that is my Sean Penn impression, it is not the future, but connected brats being models is…and that’s not to say Dylan Penn doesn’t deserve the attention because the cum that made her is A List…it’s to say there are hotter girls out there who are better suited for this, but just not as interesting because they don’t have connected parents…and more importantly, any girl who aspires to be a model – is garbage you should promise things to…but only if she lets you pee on her…so you always have the upper hand…

Posted in:Dylan Penn

2014

16

Dec

i-D Magazine’s Winter Fashion Nudity by Tyrone Lebon of the Day

I guess i-D Magaine is some fashion magazine…that I guess is on some sort of cutting edge of bullshit…since the fashion industry is bullshit…and what people think is relevant or interesting is bullshit…and even this shoot for fashion…that is really just naked models….is bullshit…but luckily bullshit I am totally into…because well..naked models…

They are:

Charlotte Carey, Frederikke, Athena Wilson, Anastasia
Ivanova, Paula Magyar, Sabina Karlsson, Moffy, Sonoya Mizuno,
Hazel Scott-Somme, Ayesha Tan Jones, Reba Maybury & Jess Maybury

I’ve never heard of them…but I’ve seen their nipples…and I don’t think any of us are any better off for it…but I’m sitting on a couch in Canada, not getting a blowjob, while my wife eats Chrismas cookies…and reminds me how horrible my life is…what the fuck else am I supposed to do…

Posted in:Fashion|Photos

2014

16

Dec

Amy Pascal from the Sony Leaks of the Day

Here’s some of the Sony Leak…that made me laugh…

This can’t be real…but if it is…it’s amazing….but more importantly it is a solid reminder that LA is filled with the most horrible fucking people, who make way too much money, making too much garbage, and celebrating it like it is amazing…but not as amazing at how ridiculous these high powered execs are…seriously…

Posted in:Amy Pascal

2014

16

Dec

Nina Agdal for Photo Magazine of the Day

I saw Nina Agdal at a party about a week and a half ago…she was drunk, probably with her boyfriend, and most importantly, as retard looking in person as she is in pictures. I didn’t feel bad that I’ve spent the last 3 year of her existence, pointing to her forehead thinking – wtf kind of Downs Syndrome is this…not to mention, the rest of her is as big as her head…she’s a monster…making her this pile of drunken shit, that is fully and officially overrated…..and here she is for PHOTO magazine, sucking…because that’s obviously what she does, otherwise how else would she be here from Denmark…it just doesn’t make sense…

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2014

16

Dec

Naomi Campbell Does Agent Provocateur of the Day

Naomi Campbell was at one point in time one of the biggest things in modelling, which is almost amazing to think about, because the world is racist, and most tall black girls aren’t made into millionaire models, but instead used for other things, like the mom of 6 babies with different daddies…I’ve seen Maury…I know how it is…

Luckily, I’ve never been a racist, I mean the first tits I ever jerked off to were from National Geographic African tribes, and I’ve carried that love for black women with saggers into my adult life, not that I’ve ever banged any black girls, they always give me atitude and laugh at my small penis…but I would…

Not that this has anything to do with Naomi Campblell, the billionaire dating supermodel, who clearly still has it going on in Agent Provocateur lingerie….but this is my site, I’ll talk about what I want to…

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2014

16

Dec

Pizzeria Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Use of a Pick-Up Truck

Brazilian Car of the Day

Cop Slips on the Wet Floor

Cops Use Taser on Thief

Dancer of the Day

Chinese guy who put on bras on the bus to honor his dead wife

Texas Police VS 76 Year Old

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

16

Dec

Jennifer Aniston in Allure of the Day

I don’t think Jennifer Aniston is that hot…I mean not now at 100 fucking years old, and not when she was on Friends…

I think people were only responsive because she had fat tits and hard nipples while on a hit show, when hit shows mattered…

I figure if she’s not good enough for Brad Pitt, she’s not good enough for me, throw her out like last week’s kitchen garbage, shitty sitcom star…

But I’ll still look at her dried up, menopausal, not good enough for anyone to marry….tits…in Allure’s January issue…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2014

16

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I went to a Christmas party…that I wasn’t actually invited to but I pretended to be invited and only one guy tried to kick me out…he must have been Jewish…not because he was mad I was taking advantage of the open bar he was probably paying for…but because he had no Christmas spirit after he asked me to leave because I was making the girls uncomfortable..it’s like I was the alcoholic version of Tiny Tim and that motherfucker was scrooge…but the good news is once I left…strippers…my life is so predictable and equally depressing…

Here are some steplinks…in the morning…

Kris Jenner Christmas Slut – is No Mircle
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The Hangover Olympics
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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16 Smooth Bro GIFs
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Disney Characters in some Gritty NYC Backdrops
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Naked Asian Hotties from Marco Polo
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Charli XCX See Through
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Supercut of TV Christmas Trees
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X-Rated Pizza
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Google Trends Release their Report
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Free the Nipple Movie…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am really into making girls masturbate at their offices now…

I’ve been dabbling with it for a while now…and it turns out that every single girl I talk to is into the idea of bathroom break orgasm..

Now maybe I deal with perverts and weirdos…or maybe this is the way it has always been…but thanks to cellphone technology…it’s something I can participate and take part of…because we’re all fucking crazy anyway….and if you can’t cum at work…why fucking work….unless you work at a daycare or something…in which case…that’d be bad..

But not as bad as Adriana Lima’s “Subliminal” Instagram

???????? WORD ????

Uma foto publicada por Adriana Lima (@adrianalima) a

Intense…in bad way – now here are some morning links…

Taylor Swift Dancing With Beyonce at a Justin Timberlake Concert is Some Incepton Shit
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12 People who Nailed Christmas
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Alexa Gerrard Bikini
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Paris Hilton Has No Bra – But She Does Have Herpes
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Rihanna’s Topless Instagram Picture
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Top 10 Mistakes People Make at the Gym
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Alexis Ren – Bikini Pics
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Girls in Sports Bra
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According to TUMBLR – Kendall Jenner is the Most Popular Model of 2014
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Megan Fox Leeggings
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Bar Refaeli Ass in Jeans
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Celeste is the Slut of the Day
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Kat Torres Fat ASs
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Sienna Miller Does Vogue
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Kim Kardahsian Wants a Flat Ass
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How To Eat Live Octopus
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The Best Coffee Mugs
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100 Stupid Fucking Selfies
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Edita Vilkeviciute for Next Swimwear
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Weird Holiday Traditions Around the World
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Construction Equipment Used for Fun
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Selfie with a Monkey
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Kristen Steward Booty…
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Testing Dog Barking Collar
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Carly Lauren Nice Cleavage
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Miss South Africa Crowned Miss World…
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Kristine Zandmane Naked for LUI Magazine
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Camilla Christensen Topless Danish Model of the Day
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Dogs Who Don’t Fetch
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Xenia Deli for Vogue Russia
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Nicole Trunfio Naked and Pregnant
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Should You Sit on Public Toilets
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Stephanie Bauer in a See Through Dress
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Suki Waterhouse Humps the Toblerone
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Top Model Instagram’s of the Day
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How To Deal With Snow
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Daisy Lowe Does Christmas
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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret
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Monika Jagaciak for Victoria’s Secret
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Women Try On Vintage Bras
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Hot Asians
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Kayla Swift – Wet Boobs
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Bieber Wrestling Dudes
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Big Booty in Tight Pants
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Amy Adams in a Shirt
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Florida Cop Pulled Over Harvard Grad for Playing Fuck Da Police
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Kahili Blundell is a Hot Model
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PIZZA PORN
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Angelina JOlie Got Nominated for an Award
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Slutty for Xmas
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Some Chick Named Sabine is Topless
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Topless Pregnant Fetishists Love These Girls
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Car Show Babes Washing a Car
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This Queef Sister Edit is So Weird
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Some Japanese Shit
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Iggy Azalea See Through
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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In Bag Inspection Surprise….
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Mommy Likes When Strangers Watch Her Masturbate
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Topless DJ of the Day
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Follow #stepGIRLS on Facebook
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