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2014

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is boxing day….a good time to go to the mall and stare at girls fighting over bullshit deals…to spend their christmas money…because they’ve never heard of online shopping, or that there is no need to ever leave your house, but then you don’t get to stare at girls fighting over bullshit in the mall…which if that’s your fetish…you shouldn’t be reading this..

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Jesus Portraits
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People Rush to Collect 4.5 Million Dollars that Spills into the Street
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Girls in MIrror Selfies
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Awkward Family Photo of the Day – The Prince of Monaco
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Best of 2014 – Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos
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Cara Delevingne Scissors Selena Gomez
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Julia Louis Dreyfus in a Bikini
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Japan is Scared of Vaginas
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Sad Patrick Stewart in a Santa Hat
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The Best GIFs of 2014
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

26

Dec

Rosario Dawson and Jenny Slate Making Out in 9 Kisses for New York Times of the Day

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2014

25

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk on Christmas…and liquor…and diabetic shock from all the cookies…

The only thing that saved me from awkward family time…was sexting with all my amazing girlfriends…

Because nothing says Christmas like spread asshole pics…when I’m surrounded by assholes…eating stuffing spilling out of Turkey assholes….

And here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Drunk Santa
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Kendall Jenner and her Whore Mom
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So Much Hot Ass
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Angelina Jolie is Anorexic for the People
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25 Christmas Memes…
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Thong Bikini Round-Up
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Dog Fetch Fail
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Bill Gates Sends a Pretty Crazy Gift to a Reddit User
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Slut of the Day
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Amy Pascal Protester of the Day
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50 Caliber Rifle…
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10 Pathetic Christmas Trees
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Mariah Carey in Aspen
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Dakotah Fanning in Jeans
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Insane WTF Jesus Portraits
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock in a Bikini
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Surprise Santa Prank
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Best Christmas Porn Searches
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16 Family Christmas Portraits…
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Cameron Diaz’s Engagement Ring
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When Men are Asked to Draw Vaginas
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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini
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Fully Robotic Prosthetics
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13 Christmas Fails
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Weirdest Christmas Traditions Around the World
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Candice Swanepoel Christmas
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Pool Trick Shots…
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10 Dogs in Nativity Scenes
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Danny Trejo Topless in a Santa Hat
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Kids Terrified of Santa
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The 50 Best VINES of 2014
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M&M Sorting Machine
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Festive Dogs
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Lizzy Cundy in a Tight Dress…
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Christmas Slut of the Day
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Throwback Christmas Slut
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Worst Christmas Puns Ever
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Wrestler Beats Up his Shitty Son…
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Christmas Slut…
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Wild Christmas Party…
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Christmas Seduction
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Christmas Striptease
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Christmas Slut
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More Christmas Sluts Cumming
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Big Tits Do Jingle Bells
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Brunette and a Dildo
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Public Dildo
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Slutty Bridesmaids
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Christmas Sex
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Ghetto Christmas Sex
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Christmas Penis
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Cam Girl Christmas Dance
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Christmas Boob Flash
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

25

Dec

Topless Protestors Try TO Kidnap Baby Jesus of the Day

Nothing really says Christmas to me…like topless protestors stealing Baby Jesus from what I assume is the church, because Christmas is a farce, religion is a farce, but presents, cookies, lonely women, and turkey isn’t all that bad…

If that doesn’t get you in the Christmas Spirit – Here’s some Christmas Skinny Dippers…

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2014

25

Dec

McKayla Maroney’s Christmas of the Day

McKayla Maroney is an American Hero…she has won Olympic medals…and in doing that has lured a bunch of creeps who are into young girls in gymnast outfits, being all flexible, all thanks to the American laws on sex offense….

I think her most relevant work was when she leaked nude pics of herself, to be scandalous, while being the victim all while she comes across as some kind of virginal, innocent, playful…who is clearly a harlot, because everyone is clearly…well versed in seduction…thanks to porn being so popular…and here she is in her Christmas porn.

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2014

25

Dec

Charli XCX Upskirt of the Day

Charli XCX is pretty fucking clever on her quest of becoming famous, because once you get to a certain level of celebrity, where people think you are relevant enough to perform at their events, getting in the media suddenly becomes easy, all she has to do is wear short skirts, see through tops, thong panties, and own it…

I mean there are so many girls who wish they were even at Charli XCX level fame, it only makes sense that this is how she stands out from the rest….becasue relying on talent alone doesn’t matter, since this generation has no idea what talent is, and proven by people who have made it, clearly talent doesn’t ever get factored in….but ass flashes do…thank god..because they are fun to look at…

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2014

25

Dec

Miley Cyrus Lickin’ Mushrooms for Christmas of the Day

Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s so crazy..especially for a Disney princess who was crafted in the Disney Labs, robbed of her childhood but paid for and set for life….and this is all part of her marketing campaign….

It’s not very Chrismas to me..but maybe that’s because I prefer when she’s showing her nipples..I’m crazy like that..

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2014

25

Dec

Beyonce in Iceland Bikini of the Day

Beyonce and Jay Z are in Iceland, which is supposed to be an amazing place, but that would be a more amazing place if it took their lives, because they are the worst, especially when they are dressed like total assholes, I mean except in Beyonce’s bikini pics, which are tolerable despite being Beyonce, because they are bikini pics, and would be worth looking at if they were anyone, even Beyonce, who in case you didn’t know is the fucking worst…latch on…trying to be sexy and youthful, despite being a married mom…

All this to say that Black people…don’t really belong in the snow…they snow suits kind of throw off their billionaire swag…

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2014

25

Dec

Kid Puts Porn CD on in Walmart and Other VIdeos of the Day

Girl Gets Punched in the Face at a Party

How to Get a Broken Leg

Undercover Cop VS a Girl

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2014

25

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens in Christmas of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted what is probably the worst, staged Christmas selfie. The kind of Christmas selfie I don’t really understand why she would bother, especially after we’ve seen her self shot nudes, because if anything this is her mocking us, acting like she was some garbage family on my facebook feed from the trailer park, when we have the vagina pics to know the truth…

If anything, she should know that nothing says Christmas like spread asshole pics, not this ugly sweater bullshit trend…get it together…

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