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2014

05

Dec

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Making Out of the DAy

I’ve been calling Taylor Swift a lesbian for the Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss for a long time, way before they decided to move in together, even though they both make enough money to not have roommates. I figure Taylor Swift has a dark and dirty side…filled with lots of fucking sex, that she pretends is relationships, because it is good for business, and business is something good she’s got going on…she is the most important person ever..

Now I can’t tell if this is actually a kiss…but it’s enough proof for me…because I choose to believe this storyline to cross into a new market…

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2014

05

Dec

Men of the Year Awards Happened of the Day

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So GQ Had a men of the year event happen and girls brought their cleavage out..like Shay Mitchell….because girls like looking good for men of the year events…it’s how they recruit husbands and do their career development..It is a vain world and only the hot survive…

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Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2014

05

Dec

Sara Malakul Gets Famous of the Day

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G.S.P will kick your ass #mma #fighter #kickboxer @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @theheadhuntr

A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 11:05am PST

Sara Malakul….the most amazing Thai Breasts I have ever questioned whether they were born with a penis…just got cast as the main babe in a Jean Claude Van Damme movie called the Kickboxer, meaning she’ll be way to famous to entertain me, as all these girls fade out when they get famous, they have more important people to talk to Emily Ratajkowski…who looks a lot better in person than she does in her pouty lip bullshit…not that this has anything to do with Emily Ratajkowski, this is about Sara Malakul being the future of all things…

I am more into her Titty Grabbing..

A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:43pm PST

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2014

05

Dec

Whitney Port Bikini of the Day

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Who the fuck is Whitney Port and why do I care that she’s in a bikini in Miami…is it because I am in Miami and instead of creeping her on the beach in her bikini in person….I am posting day old pics of her in a bikini that the paparazzi took and that don’t matter because why go outside and experience life…when no name reality star paparazzi bikini pics exist…right…

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Posted in:Whitney Port

2014

05

Dec

Georgia May Jagger for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter with a model…she is the model daughter he had because his model wife – when he wasn’t fucking David Bowie….because she got the dick suck lips and model everything else…making fantasies of Mick Jagger’s mouth less faggy…because she’s got a vagina…

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2014

05

Dec

Kristine Zandmane for LUI of the DAy

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I don’t know who Kristine Zandmane…but I like her.

This shoot…is life fucking changing…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Kristine Zandmane

2014

05

Dec

Natasha Galinka is Amazing in a Photoshoot of the Day

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So far the highlight of Miami is all the models…and it turns out that I like models…especially when they are drunk, trying to look good and be exclusive…looking for their future billionaire husbands…and it is more fun to seduce them…than other girls…

I’ve met at least 3 models, 2 were Russian models….who I guess were more bootleg than actual Russian models, because they were talking to me, and hoping I could probably make all their hopes and dreams come true, if their dreams are revisiting communist hell….because that’s how I’m living…

It turns out that Russian women are the most fucking beautiful around…and NATASHA GALINKA may not be one of those girls I seduced with my charm, because she’s not bootleg, but she iss amazing…and I’m into these colorful pics by Natalia Holiday…that make my previous assumption that Russians untrue….

Posted in:Natasha Galinka

2014

05

Dec

Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams by ThePornDude of the Day

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So everyone likes porn, except me. I think it is morally void, gross and anything but hot, but the mainstream really dig it….so I figure I’d link you up with my friend at THE PORN DUDE who has put his life work into creating a one-stop internet spot the porn that you actually want to see, like an older brother or friend tipping you off on the good shit, with a little work of mouth referral action to give porn some credibility in a shitty spam filled world…you hit because the interent is a fucking scam…

What I do like about porn stars is that they let me watch them fuck and they think it is glamourous and not trashy…because even though I hate porn…I still like watching people fuck…

That said, here are the top 25 porn instagrams from our friend THE PORN DUDE

Brought to you by – Carter Cruise, Kayden Kross, Tori Black, Monique Alexander, Madison Ivy, Dakota Skye, Asa Akira and others….

Posted in:Features

2014

05

Dec

Emily Didonato for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

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I can’t respect anything or anyone desperate or thirsty enough to date Jake Gyllenhaal…because I’ve had an altercation with him, and witnessed his faggot behavior, which is probably not from sucking dick, but probably from being a spoiled entitled cunt, but I do know one thing, and that thing is that you’d have to be a serious gold digging, opportunist, groupie whore to put up with him…he’s the fucking worst…

Meaning that all I smell in this video that is for Christmas by The Love Magazine for their advent calendar…that is zero level of Christmas…could be amazing…but is tainted by Brokeback Mountain..

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

05

Dec

Masturbating Man on a Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

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Rugby Brawl

Icicle Crashes on Head in an Interview…

Cashier Win…

Posted in:Videos