Toddler VS Train Tracks
Kid VS Electric Pole
Drunk in Poland
Chicago Woman WHo Thinks She’s a Car
Man Gets Run Over By Truck
Posted in:Videos
2014
04
Dec
Toddler VS Train Tracks
Kid VS Electric Pole
Drunk in Poland
Chicago Woman WHo Thinks She’s a Car
Man Gets Run Over By Truck
Posted in:Videos
2014
04
Dec
This goes out to Derek…the coolest king of Miami who isn’t from Miami but who also isn’t an uptight cunt like 90 percent of the girls I asked to be my girlfriends for the weekend last night….
The only one who agreed was on tinder and charges by the hour…
That said, Miami sucks, and so do you…here are some morning links…hungover…links…I drank until 6 am and then angry sexted the west coast until 8 am….I’m dead…but you already knew that…irrelevant
Miley Cyrus is Amazing
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Killing His Own Kid Prank
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Julia Pereira is Amazing
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10 Creepy Christmas Tattoos
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Lady Gaga Tells Howard Stern She Was Raped
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Last Second Shot of the DAy
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Lots of Asses
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Dubstep Toddler
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Gamers Full of Rage
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Lots of Redheads
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
03
Dec
Oh hi there…
I am in Miami – in a Creeper Van – Grabbing a Pro Sufers Ass…
What are you up to?
Here are some stepLINKS….
England Just Banned These Things in Porn
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So Much Underboob
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Michelle Lewin THong
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Tinder Fails
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Lady Gaga Tells Howard Stern She Was Sexually Assaulted
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Miss BumBum Topless in Miami
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Kim Kardashian’s Naked Tits…
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How Much Water Can Kill You
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Jenna Chappelle is In the Slutiest Pose Ever
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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show After Party
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Slut of the Day
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Miley Cyrus is Normal
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Taylor Swift is So Slutty….
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Eva Longoria Cleavage
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Bull Dog Signs with Josh Groban
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Katie Holmes in a Plaid Shirt
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Fat Carrie Underwood Sucks a Mic
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Science You Shouldn’t Do At Home
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Backstage at the VS Fashion Show
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Bottle Water Taste Test
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Tony Blair Does Xmas Cards
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Suki Waterhouse See Through
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Kasia Struss Panty Flash
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Miranda Kerr in a Skirt – Showing Inner Thigh
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10 Pooping TOys for Kids
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29 Daily Show Facts
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Candice Swanepole Does Victoria’s Secret
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Stella Maxwell Walking the Fashion Show
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The Most Popular Songs According to Spotify
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Kate Hudson at an Event
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Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie…
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18 Pics of Winter Sucking
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Crackhead
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Tit Play!
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Glamour Model Topless Selfies
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Topless House Cleaning
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Close Up Masturbation
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OH LESBIANS!!
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Meat Beat!
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
03
Dec
Now that Chris Pratt is the biggest thing in Hollywood thanks to a few Key Blockbusters, after a bunch of really fucking shitty movies, it is only fair to stare at bikini pics of his wife’s body that he single handedly destroyed with his sperm and her pregnancy…because that’s what having babies does to a girl…who is probably best known for being in Bunny House…and who is even when wrecked by babies…pretty fucking decent to stare at in a bikini..
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Anna Faris
2014
03
Dec
Taylor Swift is really coming together nicely. From skinny legs to see through dresses with what look like nipple tassels up on some Vegas show girl, because essentially that’s what she is, even though they marketed her as a girl who just had too much love to give, instead of the girl who had too much love deep inside her…and who the fuck cares…the real issue is why the fuck am I talking about Taylor Swift…oh right…nipples…
Posted in:Taylor Swift
2014
03
Dec
Nothing makes me feel like a socially awkward virgin who doesn’t get laid, and who doesn’t see tits everyday of my fucking life, whether on photoshoots, stripclubs, or from hookers, than to point at some celebrity or pop star’s areola…I mean’t it is not even a fucking full nipple motherfuckers…it’s just the shit stain of the nipple…
Posted in:Rihanna
2014
03
Dec
Well…it is fashion not porn…even thought it is a pretty grey area..because fashion is porn to me…but I guess getting a little Kendall Jenner mounting bi-sexual Cara Delevingne “it” girl…is a perfectly appropriate cry for attention from both parties who fucking love attention…which is pretty good on Kendall’s part, considering she comes from a porn family…and this should be her getting fisted…based on the morals and values in the family…even though really, based on their money, should be her living off her allowance and not bothering with any of this shit, but her money hungry horrible devil mom would have none of that.
Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2014
03
Dec
Well this is the hottest jeans campaign I’ve ever seen…
Her name is Anna Ewers and I am in love…even though she rhymes with sewers…sewers I would swim through and eat whatever I found floating like some kind of pervert Ninja Turtle, without the Athleticism, so more like a homeless person, just to convince her to move her hand…
Posted in:Anna Ewers
2014
03
Dec
Her name is Natalie Gal and I am in love.
She looks familiar, but maybe that is just because she’s Russian and I’ve been dreaming about a Russian wife for the last 2 decades…something that may be easy to pull off, but I’m more into real love…and eternal happiness…because there is just something magical about their amazing faces, and the fact that I am convinced they don’t really have a soul…thanks to communism, but I like to think that unlike other Russians this one has a soul, and it is my soul’s mate…at least it should be when laying around in beds half naked like this…
Posted in:Natalie Gal
2014
03
Dec
Everyone is excited about the biggest thing in Show Business, who crosses all borders and boundaries, who touches all people, and demographics, especially men and Victoria’s Secret models and here are some polaroids of her to remind you of the early days of sexting…before phones, when you had to leave dick pics in your neighbor’s mailbox anonymously to show them that you like her…and I guess they are kind of hot enough to remind us all the Taylor Swift, is a total slut..at least to me…and I am a fan .even if she’s marketed as a victim…because I love victims and clearly her team are geniuses..because I should have no interest in anything Taylor Swift – pretty much ever…
I think Ariana Grande is in the pics…because Frenemies…
Posted in:Taylor Swift