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2014

20

Nov

FSU Students in Library while Shooter is on the Loose and Other Videos of the Day

Dog Escapes Python

Grandmas Smoke Weed for the First Time of the Day

Rush Hour in India

Idiot Driver of the Day

Cops Open Fire on dudes in Texas

Nurse Who Gives Testicular Exam

Armed Robbery of the Day – Kids Shoot Store Clerk, Store Clerk Dies…

Pedestrian Near Miss…

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

For the last 10 or 15 years I have been seen as an internet troll, or creep, to the girls I would randomly message creepy things to…but in the last 10 or 15 years I think I have finally mastered the being romantic but still a creep…with messages like “I want my dick in your ass so that we can finally be one again…soul mate”…..or “I want pictures of your Spread Asshole, so I can imagine licking you asshole to pussy while rubbing your clit….but I’d rather talk to you about our future together”….

Walkin’ that fine line motherfuckers…real internet love is going to happen…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Passionate Kiss of the Day
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Girls in Slutty Poses
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Top 10 Things That Look Like Kim K in Pink Latex
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10 Guys Who Aren’t People’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Jeans…
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Winter is the Worst…
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TV Land is Done with Cosby Show
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Alexandra Eriksson Bikini Ass…
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Nick Jonas is No Longer a Promise Ring Wearing Virgin
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12 Kids WHo Say Fuck Dress Code
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Mistletoe Drones
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Don Sutherland has a Boner for J.Law
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Silly DJ Gifs
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s a snowstorm in the majority of the US, and everyone is going nuts, because they aren’t from Canada and they don’t realize it’s been snowing here since July…which is why I drink, I mean that and forgetting all that has gone wrong in life…that I am reminded of every time I watch my wife choke on her waddle….you know the kind of body that would want her mouth and ass and vag raped by pudding pops manned by Bill Cosby, just to get the calories in…

I have more to say…but Here are some stepLINKS…instead.

Lady Gaga’s Slutty Tattoo
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Celebs Holding Koala Bears
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Today in Hot Asses
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Miss BumBum – Recreates Kim K’s Ass Pose
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Kendra Wilkinson is not a Tranny – We’ve Seen Her Fuck
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Italian Chef Struggles to Pronouce Worcestershire Sauce…
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Slut of the Day
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Georgia Salpa’s Big Cleavage
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Reddit User Fails at Shoveling Snow on a Bike at Bills Stadium
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Tallulah Willis Shaved her Head
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Miley Cyrus in Leggings
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Dad Fails at Scolding Kids for Playing with Paint
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Homegrown Michea Crawford in Lingerie
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Rachel McAdams of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Tongue
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Lady Gaga See Through Shit…
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Taryn Manning Got Arrested for Death Threats…
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World’s Tallest Roller Coaster
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Kelly Brooks’ Fat Ass in Jeans
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This Bitch Totally Knows How To Go Down
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Sexiest Man Alive for the Homos
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The Girl who married the Sexiest Man ALive
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Girls With Guns
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Asia – Where Normal Goes to Die
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Christina Milian’s Nipples
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15 Next Level Moments in Crochet
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Top 3 Model Instagrams…
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Meanwhile at the Local Boat Ramp…
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Kathy Griffin is the New Joan Rivers – Like She Always Wanted
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Rihanna Classes it Up
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Tight Parallel Park
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Babe in a Bikini
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Elizabeth Banks Tells Jennifer Lawrence She has a Penis
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Salt Water Ass Taffy… Yes Please!
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Marijuana Breathalizer
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Molly Shannon’s Got New Boobs
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Ariana Grande is a Concert Whore
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Hilary Baldwin Wierd on TV
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Nisan Trolls a Guy Proper
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Pedestrian Teaches Cars How to Use Crosswalk…
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Duggars Making a Glass Dildo
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Top 10 Things That Look Like Kim K in Pink Latex
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Babe Half Naked in Red
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The Man and His Fap
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Ass Flash
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Interactive Porn: A Day with Dillion Harper
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Naked Weightlifting
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Some Topless Random Chick
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Ok Now Pee in Your Mouth
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Piss on an Escalator
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Girl Eating a Dildo
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Girl Doens’t Want to Be Black
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Classy Chick Fight
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Crazy Longboarders
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Selena Gomez’s Nip Slip
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Big Tits Of the Day
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Nov

Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson of the Day

Miley Cyrus is the spokesperson for some Seamless pantyhose company, which is great news to all the pantyhose fetishists I know exist, because there was a period of time where I was one, not that it ever really became a fetish, but it was the 80s and ripping a hole in the nylons to get access was hot…whether in a mail room of an office setting, or a night club, because every girl wore these things…and they made their legs and asses look amazing

I think I lost my pantyhose fetish, when I smelled pantyhose foot, which is a far worst smell, even on a clean girl, not that I’ve ever fucked a clean girl, but I am assuming they smelled some level of cheese that tarnished pantyhose for me for the next 2 decades….it was like “get out of those things and soak your feet before I suck your toes and violate you with my mouth – girl who is too drunk at happy hour after working all day at the bank to know where she is #billcosby…

That’s besides the point, the point here is why the fuck isn’t Miley, in her seamless pantyhose, showing off her ass…this is for Terry Richardson. I expect more.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

19

Nov

Pirelli Calendar Outtakes of the Day

I was the unofficial site to release the PIRELLI 2015 Calendar yesterday…because I am more of a bootlegger than a media company…

I don’t care about much that comes out in a year, because I am pretty bored of everything across the board, because it is boring..from SI, to Playboy, to Men’s Mags, to pretty much everything. I have seen too much.

But Pirelli is just classic. They take the best models, they have a star photographer put something together, and even though it’s been a fail the last few years, I feel like this one has been a win.

Steve Meisel is one of the best out there, and the models they chose are perfectly topless, merging the lad mag, Playboy Pin Up of the past, with high fashion, making for this blend of eroticism I can totally contain because I have low testosterone and sex drive…but that I still find nice to look at…

So that’s why I am posting the outtakes they released. I like to support a job well done by taking their pictures from them and sharing them with you.

Posted in:Pirelli Calendar

2014

19

Nov

Izabel Goulart Keeps Winning at Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart has been doing her Pilates to get in proper shape for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I guess in doing that has taken the opportunity to post the videos on Instagram for her fans to see the hard work that goes into her insanely fit body, or at least 15 seconds of the burn, and as long as it involves tight clothes doing semi pornographic moves I could imagine in the midst of an anal scene, I am a fan….

You see, I don’t care if girls everywhere can take little to no knowledge of fitness, a program, a workout, or even a diet to get her body, I’ll just care about watching her body…going up and down…all engaged core and glutes like this….

It is a win….unless she’s legit Brazilian and has a penis, but even then it is a win, because it’s the ultimate troll on us…and I love a good tranny troll.

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

19

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Monster of the DAy

Scarlett Johansson made an appearance that I like to call addressing the fact that she was never as hot as the world made her out to be, and that her throwback to “hollywood glamour”, her PR Team spun for years, that worked and got her work, is really just a Mom heading to a PTA meeting after picking up the kids at Soccer practice and making them whatever Suburban families eat…

There is no Glamour, there is just a memory of what was, now that it is old and tired, married and a mother, and pretty much as boring as I think she’s always been, except when she leaked those nudes and got a guy sent to jail for it, that was her peak, not that people who release nudes should go to jail, I mean we need them, but because she looked pretty good nude, but that was pre-kid…and only for a minute…

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Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2014

19

Nov

Serena Williams Models Lingerie of the Day

In things that I think should never happen in the history of humanity – here is Serena Williams modeling lingerie….becuase I guess at her level of rich and famous athlete, she can do whatever the fuck she wants….

Not to mention, I’ve met countless white dudes, who aren’t even Tennis fans, who think she’s the hottest thing ever, mainly because her ass has a mind and body of it’s own…it’s ridiculous…the kind of ass your penis can’t penetrate, even when you have a 14 inch penis…and the crazy thing in all this is that she only dates white guys, because let’s face it, tennis is pretty fucking White…

So maybe I am wrong about calling her “Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs RIP” all these years…maybe thinking she was a boy, put in girls tennis, to make the family money was a misstep on my part…maybe she’s actually destined to do lingerie modeling…the next Victoria’s Secret model…you know the athlete edition for their sports line…they’ve let a Kardashian into their empire, at least Serena would make sense…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Serena Williams

2014

19

Nov

Barbara Palvin Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Here are some pictures for Marie Claire Italia of Barbara Palvin, the same Barbara Palvin who fucks black basketball players, but who pretended to fuck Justin Bieber, when Bieber was fucking Miranda Kerr, because it made for a good story to propel her young career, while covering up for the evil underwear empire at Victoria’s Secret….not that it matters…

What matters is these pics I like to call showing the world how you should not post topless if you’re going to go all the way as getting topless…especially considering it is for soem Euro magazine…it’s like how did this fail get approved…WE NEED NIPPLES FOR IT TO BE FASHION DAMMIT.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2014

19

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Casting of the Day

CBS put out this riveting viral video to all the aspiring Victoria’s Secret models, who I am sure there is an abundance of, because every suburban middle of the road asshole thinks that it is the pivotal place to be hired, so that you can officially believe you are beautiful, and that the rest of the world can celebrate that beauty….

It is the “Casting” process of their fashion show, where they test models they find all over the world, but mainly NYC through model agencies, and decide which girls have the fittest bodies, to promote healthy life, while selling panties to fat middle of the road women via their husbands who jerk off to these girls…

I don’t find it all that interesting, I think Victoria’s Secret, their informerical and all the overrated, strategically placed girls are a total scam…

But I do find this new one Rachel Hilbert interesting, because when you scam the world properly, like they have, the talent comes to you….

Posted in:Rachel Hilbert