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2014

20

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Big Win of the Day

Just when you thought Carmen Electra was dead, she books a massive mainstream movie part, in something called Lap Dance…which is appropriate because that is really where her career was supposed live, when it somehow got sidetracked into Playboy, MTV, Other Bullshit, Dennis Rodman, fading into obscurity, before getting cast to be the stripper she was always destined to be, in what a spiritual person would call fate, or destiny…but what I call a distraction from her actually working the stripclub day shift where her fake tit, talentless, 90s slut ass belongs…

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2014

20

Nov

McKenna Berkley for Jeffrey Chan of the Day

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I’ve never heard of McKenna Berkley, but apparently she’s a model with Ford, which historically is one of those agencies that people know…because itstarted in the 1940s, and was pretty much the first modeling agency to ever really exist…their most notable clients include Emily Rat Cow, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Basinger, Janice Dickinson and Amanda Bynes…not that you care about any of that…what you care about is McKenna Berkley…but I have no idea where she is from, how old she is, or anything that she’s really done…the reality is that everyone seems to be a fucking model these days thanks to Instagram, it’s impossible to really keep track of any of this shit, and why would you want to , just look at the pics of her in a bathing suit by JEFFREY CHAN because she’s pretty fucking great…and I think it is safe to say…one to watch…or stare at…and possibly follow home in hopes of abducting her and locking her in your basment to keep as a pet…like most sane people do.

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2014

20

Nov

Jaime King Ass for Instagram of the Day

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I am a little slow to the gate on this one…it happened 5 days ago and according to internet protocol…5 days is the equivalent of 10 years ago…but still not in the realm of “it didn’t happen at all because you can still google it to cross reference it with her latest social media work”…that’s why we are all ADD idiots who focus on useless things like other people’s lives, and making our shitty lives seem more interesting…something I only really like when it involves girls being slutty, or exhibitionists, because anything else is just nonsense I can’t jerk off to…

So Jaime King….star of My Bloody Valentine 3D….who is 35 posted this ass picture, and it’s not that bad…because it is an ass picture…and it doesn’t look 35…because she’s all hollywood, even though she’s barely hollywood, but I remember the name, so there must have been at least 5-10 minutes for her, where she was deep throating producers, as girls in hollywood do, provided the producer has a big enough penis to constitute “deep throating”…when most are probably tiny penises overcompensating with shitty movies and lots of money…not that it matters…what matters is that all girls need to flash their asses…Jaime King is just taking the lead on a movement I endorse…

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2014

20

Nov

Lindsay Lohan is Fun of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan attended some event where she wore what looked like a see through figure skating outfit, I know this since I am Canadian and spent many hungover Sundays jerking off to figure skating, only becausae it was the only thing on the free channel on TV…it was midget flexible girls flashing their panties…pre-internet porn…what the fuck was I supposed to do…

That said, this Lohan thing is for a Cosmetic company, which is funny, because she’s looking so broken down, cosmetics can’t save her, and cosmetic surgery ruined her, she’s not even 30 year, but still rockin’ the face of Joan Rivers…in what makes no sense, until you factor in all the drugs she’s done…

That’s not to say that I am not still a fan, that I don’t think she’s still the chosen one, or that I don’t have faith in her tits winning an Oscar…but it is to say…she’s still pretty broken…even when in this kind of see through top…and I love every second of it.

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2014

20

Nov

Sasha Luss Amazing for Vogue Germany of the Day

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I have a thing for Russian girls….especially the tall and skinny ones…who end up being models instead of cam girls….mainly because Russian girls are fucking amazing. They have no soul, they are dark, they are pragmatic, and they are crazy all thanks to generations of communism…not to mention, the tall and skinny ones are the ones who got away, you know who don’t have to work on cam sites, pissing for some fat American who is paying 10 dollars a minute, while some mafia sex trade leader stands on guard…to make sure she doesn’t cry for help…

Her name is Sasha Luss. She’s 22. She’s tall and skinny…and I would love her, but instead I am in love with her friend…Daria…who if you’re out there…come hold me and tell me everything will be ok…

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2014

20

Nov

Lady Gaga Gets her Tattoo of the Day

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Lady Gaga posted pictures getting an armpit tattoo for her fans…and there was really nothing erotic about it, and I don’t even think there is really a story here, unless you are like my old roommate who had an armpit fetish, and would beg every girl he met, usually in the first 10 minutes of meeting him, to let him fuck their armpits, to which you’d expect most girls to be disgusted by and run off shaking their heads, but surprisingly, every few mornings, a different girl would walk out of his room, and I’d know exactly what went down…motherfucker fucked her armpit…and never her pussy….it made for a really interesting walk of shame….with girls from all walks of life…but that has nothing to do with Lady Gaga, I mean other than he’d probably jerk off to these pics…thanks to armpit…

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2014

20

Nov

Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panties of the Day

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I used to cyberbully Ireland Baldwin before she turned 18, because I am a horrible person who like making fun of attention seeking rich kids, who were at the time whoring themselves out to the media in hopes of getting as much pre-18 attention as possible, because that pre-18 attention is what carries them into their 20s…

I mean it must have been a year ago, but I guess a lot has happened in that year, the boy she pretty much had sex with on Social media and her broke up, she became a lesbian, and her big OGRE of a body that wanted so badly to be a swimsuit model, is now looking fit..because I guess that’s what her modeling agents told her the world wants…because skinny is what we want out of models…why would anyone pay for a fat chick to do anything besides answer phones or work the phone sex hotline or other jobs skinny girls are too pretty for…and I guess this is her progress…of what I assume still eats pussy.

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2014

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian Reads 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

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Kim Kardashian was doing some Australian radio show, and they had her read out of 50 Shades of Grey, because I guess they are two years behind in Australia, and this kind of prank isn’t played out and I guess either is Kim Kardashian….it’s like the one last market in the world to bother with her…at least that is what I would hope for…

The interesting thing is that even when she’s participating in silly stunts, she’s still peddling her shitty products, becuse they product placed her perfume, something I am sure her contract stipulated, beause she’s here to make money…

If you want to see how it all started, with her own black on beige SEX TAPE ….doing her own variation of “50 shades” CLICK HERE , because that’s all that really matters when it comes to Kim Kardashian….

The rest is just noise and publicity stunts…

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2014

20

Nov

Marion Cotillard for SNC Russia Magazine of the Day

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Marion Cotillard is from France, has been a bunch of movies – and now she is naked in some Russian magazine…that is hardly naked enough for someone from France, but totally naked enough for a 40 year old….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

20

Nov

Michael Phelps Dates Hermaphrodites of the Day

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So Taylor Lianne Chandler is apparently Michael Phelps girlfriend, who he has admitted is his girlfriend, and she has admitted that she was born David Roy Fitch, and had both male and female genitalia…

So a hermaphrodite…at least according to her…because it makes a good story for the press, a real good story…it is so good.

Years ago, I OUTTED ONE OF PHELPS’ GIRLS …since then, I’ve met many many girls who have had sex with him, so I don’t think he’s a homo in any way….I also don’t think fucking hermaphrodites is that gay – because they do have vaginas when they are born…in fact I think a lot of girls are born with dick clits…and I’ve even had some dick clits which made me say “wtf”…but not stop what I was doing…because I was too busy doing it….and there are so many “straight dudes” who fuck tranny…I mean, I think most tranny fuckers are straight weirdos…

I don’t think it’s a big deal, but I do think it is pretty hysterical…anything for attention or a scandal…and this anything is something magical….the double genital creature with the human fish. Freaks everywhere…

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