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2014

11

Dec

Kate Upton Naked Enough for SI of the Day

Kate Upton got naked for Sports Illustrated, which is a good thing if you’re into big sloppy tits and have the ability to crop out big sloppy bodies to fixate on those big slippy tits, like so many dudes clearly are capable of doing, why else would she exist….

She’s pretty much the worst, but has a connected family, that helped make her magic happen, and Sports Illustrated, where her biggest supporters….

I’ve heard all kinds of gossip about her, from her walking around on set fully naked because she loves being naked and looked at, as most sluts do, to her her being so gross that she shouldn’t be walking around naked because she’s disgusting….

I’ve seen her nudes, they were fine, as expected, she’s a tank of a woman, who shits of modeling as a whole…but she’s got tits…and clearly that’s enough…

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2014

11

Dec

Rita Ora’s Nipple of the Day

Rita Ora has hard nipples – because so many girls with nipples get hard nipples – it kind of goes with the nipple territory – and Rita Ora showcasing her tits – kind of goes with her entire fucking existence – because without her big tits why would anyone talk about her – we’d just talk about Rihanna….the girl she’s emulating…instead…

All this to say, I encourage all nipples performing on stage…

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2014

11

Dec

Gisele’s Booty on the Beach of the Day

Jesus…Gisele has a great fucking ass…

I saw that with Caution because you never want to be the dude celebrating some post-op Brazilian trannies ass in a bikini…even if she’s been packaged to you the last 2 decades as a lingerie model babe…you never can be too sure, especially not with Brazilians…always keeping me on the fence…because Tranny pranks “I was born with a dick”…nonsense doesn’t really convert well for me…

I prefer…genetic proof that we are dealing with the right Chromosomes…I’m paranoid like that…

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2014

11

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros by Gavin Bond for GQ Mexico of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros was in these amazing shoot for GQ MEXIC0 by photograpehr GAVIN BOND and I always appreciate a solid Brazilian model with big tits, wearing soap suds as a bikini, but usually only because the quality of Brazilian model with big tits I’d ever get would be the kind you would want to hose down before touching…that you got on discount in a back alley…because it still has her dick…

Either way, she looks good, and I assume these are old pics, unless Mexico is getting budget for photoshoots for their magazine, because people in Mexico don’t have interent and still buy magazines…but they are new to me…and that’s what matters…

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2014

11

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio is Good on the Red Carpet of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio tranny porn is the reason what AIDS penetrated the American porno industry a few years ago….because AIDS is a serious problem for trannies, and the hub for Trannies is Brazil, so it would only makes sense that Brazilian Alessandra would be up on that…not because she’s a tranny, even though she technically could be, a lot of trannies look as good as this and you’d never know, but because it affects her people…but more importantly, she gets to go to a fabulous million dollar charity event, dressed slutty, to inspire lonely assholes to go out there and hire a hooker to possibly get aids from, in efforts to bust the blue ball load she gave them,….and to show us that she cares…it works for me

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2014

11

Dec

Guy Bourdin’s Silent Film of the Day

Guy Bourdin was a fashion photographer who died in the 90s, probably from AIDS, because why else would a fashion photographer die in the 90s, fashion photographers are 99 percent gay, and gay in the 90s, meant AIDS…right…probably wrong…because Guy Bourdin produced sexed up images, he is a legend, he was provocative, he pushed limits, he did fashion porn when no one was really doing fashion porn….and that makes me a fan…because I love fashion porn…this whole site is fashion porn…

That said, NOWNESS put out one of his 8mm silent films with nudity and I figure you all need to see a taste of his genius…

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2014

11

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Topless in Bed of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is one of the highest paid people on TV, thanks to her ridiculously successful show, that just closed a 100,000,000 million dollar deal, because everyone seems to watch and relate to it, like it was Seinfeld in an era when there were only 4 channels to watch..only it is now…and you can do anything besides watching her shit…..making her not really make sense to me…but I don’t hate her, I’ve never seen the show and I’m not a John Ritter fans who thinks she possibly killed him off…if anything I just saw her nudes from The Fappening, and thought she looked great, even when going to the bathroom. I liked that she was fun about it, didn’t have lawyers try to delete them, and now is creating more topless in bed pics, that should be sex tapes, and that may be once the show is over, because girls love attention and I love giving it…

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2014

11

Dec

Alyson Hannigan Bikini Nightmare of the Day

Sometimes bikinis let me down…

Sometimes times the people in the bikinis let me down…

This time..the bikini should be a snow suit….and the girl in the bikini should be taken out back and shot…or at least never allowed on camera..because for the entirety of her career, from Buffy to American Pie…to Big Bang Theory…or whatever that show about your mother is…she’s always made me question humanity…or why anyone would let something like that on TV…She must have great management, or serious connections, because she belongs in the mailroom, even though mailroom’s don’t exist anymore…thanks internet…just put her there so we don’t have to see her…right..

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2014

11

Dec

Teresa Palmer Feeding of the Day

Teresa Palmer is an Australian, and like all Australians, probably sounds like she belongs in a trailer park, or a stripclub, having illegit kids….because Australians always come across drunk and trashy…even when they are top tier…like Teresa Palmer…who has been in a bunch of movies….in America…and instead of maximizing that fame that started to come at her in the last year or so…she decided to get married to some dude she met off Twitter…not abort the kid and…bring the baby to completion…and now use it as part of a campaign to free the nipple…by breast feeding it…which is convenient because I always get boners for girls breast feeding, not because I like seeing parasitic children latch onto tits…but because I like seeing tits out in public…good job.

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2014

11

Dec

Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Magazine Italy of the Day

Monica Bellucci is one of those Italian chicks that all Italian men want to fuck…because she represents the fertility of their land…with her massive tits…that don’t have a massive ass…like their Nonya and that don’t have a beard like their mamas…

You know, the one girl they turn to and say “Italy has beautiful women”…just look a Monica Bellucci, who must be in her 40s, and who thanks to not having breast cancer, still has her big old tits…that are still getting press and in Magazines…even I still don’t know what she does for work…when it comes to quality of life…and by quality of life I mean tits…working doesn’t matter…

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