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2014

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I assume at least one of you watched the Victoria’s Secret pre-recorded infomercial last night, instead of just watching porn or going to the strippers like a normal person…

I was too busy getting drunk, eating burgers, then having sex 4 out of the last 10 hours…to bother with nonsense…

Here are some morning links…

20 People WHo Like the Cold Too Much
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Art Basel Protestors Getting Arrested is Amazing
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Dog VS Leaf Blower
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Dan Bilzarian is Arrested for Making His Own Explosives
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Kim Kardashian on Pregnancy Weight…
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Girls in Bikinis
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Insane Ski Line
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The Neighborhood in California Synced to Mariah Carey
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Jessica Hart in a Painted On Bikini
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See Through Bikini of the Day
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Avril Lavigne is Probably Dying
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The Youtube Year in Review
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Kids Losing their Shit on Xmas
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something magical about being in on the same plane as 2 pornstars and their porn manager….but there is something even more amazing about a taxi driver who recently moved to America and calls black people “ni**er” people…because I guess he was misinformed and I wasn’t about to be the one to teach him…..right…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Julia Roberts Whoring for Givenchy
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13 Awkward People
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Charlotte McKinney Being a Whore
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Girls TUgging On Clothes
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No Name Slut in a Bikini
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Sam Jackson Lost it on Twitter
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Slut in a Slut Bathing Suit of the Day
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Joe Biden Internet Meme
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Olivia WIlde is a Mom in a Bikini
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Elsa ROse is Amazing
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Lip Sync to Taylor Swift
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Girls Showing CLeavage
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Miranda Kerr is a Hooker
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Bad Lip Syncing of Catching Fire
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Crazy
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Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes
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Ariana Grande Slutting Out for Disney
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Vanessa Hudgens Shopping
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16 Surprises on Receipts
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Princess of the Day…
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Lea Michele in Leggings
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Kate Moss at an Event
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Snowwoman Walking her Dog – Weirdness
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Alyssa Milano is a Fucking Tank
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Whitney Port Looks Good
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Jennifer Lawrence is Boring as Fuck in Marie Clarie
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Beth Behrs is a Monster
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Kate Bock is Amazing in Maxim
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So Many Kate Hudson Bikini Pics
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Ashley Benson in West Hollywood
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Barbara Palvin Face
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13 Unintentional Sexy THings…
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Cuba Gooding JR is Playing OJ
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Lauren Stoner Bikini
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12 Store Displays that Nailed It
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Emily Blunt Showing Stomach
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Allergic Reaction Face
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GET CONDOMS DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Panty Masturbation
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Butt Plug of the Day
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Some Christmas Slut
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Follow The Finger
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Boobs and 80s Music
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Teresa Moore Bikini Nipples
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Rita Ora On Stage Upskirt
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Hot Nipples for GQ
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Zoe Saldana Naked in a Magazine
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski in a Sheer Dress of the Day

I hate that I’ve been manipulated by Emily Ratajkowski into thinking she’s amazing…all she had to do was shake my hand…look me in the eyes…smile and not be a cunt…it’s like all these other models I’ve met have their guards up, are assholes or high maintenance bitches…but these amazing tits, probably fake…is actually sweet, she just has a good scam going that I am not sure she even knows is a scam…but that is just her rollin’ with everything coming her way because the internet loves her….maybe because of the see through pics…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

09

Dec

PantyByPost Presents Top 10 Instagram Booty Pics of the Day

My friends at PANTYBYPOST.COM run a cool little business that you should probably give to girls you stalk, love, fuck, or get coffee from every morning, provided you know their address….it is mail order panties, kind of like mail order brides, something I assume your lonely ass has researched aggressively, only more like a subscription model…to a magazine, or to a Jelly of the Month club, or to whatever the fuck innovated this “Get it at your door every month”….and as someone with a panty fetish…who loves girls in a fresh pair…and who is all about destroying a pair every chance I get…it makes sense to me to get on board…

What also makes sense to me….these top 10 instagram pics brought to you by PANTYBYPOST.COM …because hot ass in panties is awesome so show your support and SIGN-UP

Posted in:Feature

2014

09

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is my favorite…not because she dates bald asshole rich actors in great shape…to trick bald guys into thinking they have a chance…which they don’t….

I just like that she’s got this classic look, maybe even a little snobby look, like she wouldn’t give me the time of day, even if I was her client on a job, because she’s above that…I’m into girls who hate me…

I also like that she gets naked when she doesn’t have to…

I don’t like that Harper’s Bazaar Neglected that skill of hers…

Assholes.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

09

Dec

Tegan Desmond for Novembre Magazine of the Day

Her name is Tegan Desmond…which is a total fucking porn name…but is apparently an Australian model who gets topless name…which is actually porn to me…so it all makes sense my probably autistic mind….

You see Australians are all kind of on a porn kick. They get drunk, they scream at you with their trashy accents, they sound like some kind of pirate criminals trying to steal….but they are hot as fuck, at least until they turn 30, which is when the sun damage rapes their face, which is a year after I wish they raped my face…beach life baby…

Either way, here are her tits, by Nicolas Coulomb for some magazine..

Posted in:Tegan Desmond

2014

09

Dec

Alyssa Milano’s Thickness of the Day

I don’t really know what is going on here, but Alyssa Milano is dressed like a fat girl at Comic Con, in a costume and all, like some kind of fantasy wizard princess girl from some faraway fantasy land, using her tits and corset to couter balance her obesity, all in efforts to make nerds everywhere cum their pants to feel better about their fat selves….

All this to say…she’s the one who needs some fucking magic potion to drop the pounds, but if you’re a tit guy – who can crop out the rest of her disgusting, or an ass guy who doesn’t care that this is a dumpy old ass filling up spanx….you will probably like this

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alyssa Milano

2014

09

Dec

Hailey Baldwin for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is one half Brazilian, one half Stephen Baldwin…and she’s also recently turned 18, so old enough to come out as Bieber’s girlfriend, not that she has yet, but that I assume she has or will because at 17, it made him a criminal and now it just makes her the fucking criminal for falling into his very uncool trap…but he’s still Beiber, and she’s still some rich girl who rolls with the Kardashian/Jenner sisters, who clearly doesn’t really get what’s going on, but is skinny enough to be cast as a model and connected enough for people to think she’s worth using as a model, because we all know if she was Hailey anything else, bitch would be working at the FroYo bar with all her other tween friends…and not doing lingerie Christmas for a fashion magazine….

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin

2014

09

Dec

Genevieve Morton for Galore of the Day

Genevieve Morton and I became friends because I called her fat.

Proving that teasing the girl in the school yard because you want to bury your face in her huge tits and possibly cum inside her enough to knock her up and have her forever committed to you – all thanks to a lapse in judgement that made her forget she only likes billionaires, it’s a bikini model thing…makes them like you and it also motivates her to get in better shape so that people don’t call her fat.

Basically a win on all fronts.

Here she is from a shoot I didn’t see that dropped a few weeks ago for GALORE

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

09

Dec

Karrueche Tran in Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

Karrueche Tran is Chris Brown’s girlfriend, or ex girlfriend, or maybe she has nothing to do with Chris Brown…like the poor back-up dancer who was in a murder suicide thanks to her crazy fucking rapper boyfriend who apparently thought she was cheating on him and that’s enough reason to teach her a lesson by killing her than yourself, instead of doing what I do and ruining their life for years and years…it’s more effective than turning out the lights…either way…tragic…and I hope girls out there stop going after people for the wrong reasons, but instead go for them because they are nice….

Not that that has anything to do with Karrueche Tran, I mean other than she’s the girl who fucked Chris Brown, despite his abusiveness, like she was the girl who died, but that could have been a spun story by Rihanna’s camp, like she could have been the one slamming her face into the wall.

Either way, what a hot little body in this see through outfit…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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