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2014

09

Dec

Weird Green Pubic Hair in i-D’s Fashion Film of the Day

Fashion….Art…bullshit excuse to put together some meaningless video with absolutely no storyline for pretentious assholes to pretend they understand the commentary the artist is making about the sate of the world…or love…or whatever….

I know artists and I know they are a scam and they just commit to their bullshit hard enough for the idiots around them to buy into it as some top tier next level thing….everyone is looking for what’s next…

And really, I am not a hater, since Art is the number one way to get girls to dye their pubic hair green and show their tits…which happens to be something I am very into …that I didn’t know I was previously into…

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Dec

Chelsea Handler’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Chelsea Handler keeps on flashing her ass and tits – because she is no longer on TV and figures she can do whatever the fuck she wants – so why not make it little exhibitionist publicity stunts that involve her fake tits many people have already seen or her bare ass that is too old to really not be in a pair of SPANX, but that I guess she’s using to her advantage as some kind of comedic hook, or some bullshit…but I’m more into her rubbing her dirty cooch all over a park bench, and not because it’s unhygienic for her, I know her shit has seen some shit, but it’s unhygienic for the homeless guy who has to put his face on that later….

Her new name is Chelsea Handler – Dirtier than a Park Bench…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

09

Dec

Miley Cyrus Gets Cougared by Paris Hilton of the Day

The story that really isn’t that interesting – is that Miley Cyrus was completely wasted during Art Basel – to the point where the Bathroom attendant wouldn’t let her into the hotel bathroom, or kicked her out of the hotel bathroom, before Miley snuck back in and locked herself in a stall with her friend, probably doing whatever drugs they could find…she’s a white trash millionaire…what the fuck do you expect…I mean roll through any trailer park in america and offer some toothless meth head a million dollars a month or more just for spending money and see what happens…

Now I don’t know who was locked in the stall with her, I don’t know what drugs they were doing, but it must have been luxurious, you know seeing as you have to lock yourself in a public piss covered toilet to do it…but the rumor that is obvious but still funny, is that Paris Hilton was all over he all night, probably trying to eat her pussy hoping it would give her powers, youth and relevance…or maybe Paris is just a dirtbag brat who fucks everything she likes…but more likely, she’s just more into associating with what she thinks is important…

Who cares…well I guess it seems like I do…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

09

Dec

Diana Moldovan Titties for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Apparently this Diana Moldovan is some Romanian model, who I guess got out of the family Gypsy business and became a model…because that’s the only options when you’re a Romanian…and thank god for that, because being from a poor, war torn communist country…and given a taste of the most luxurious life…you become very willing to get naked for your photographer, or really do anything he says, so that you don’t get deported and can still make you 10,000 – 100,000 dollars a day.

I’ve never heard of her, but in my defence, I’m an idiot who has no idea what’s current…or relevant…I just see tits and say to myself “this matters enough, I’m gonna post it”…is this internet journalism? Am I a hack? Or maybe I’m a prophet sent here to bring you model tits…I don’t fucking know…I just know these are the pics..

Posted in:Diana Moldovan

2014

09

Dec

The Hottest Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Ever of the Day

Everybody fucking loves Eva Longoria. I’ve actually had multiple conversations about Eva Longoria, and not by choice, random fucking people have giving me actual lectures on how great she is, how smart she is and how great her charity work is. I am talking people who don’t even know her, fully engaged by her scam, in what I would say clearly makes her smart, up on some sociopath level of smart, first generation Mexican American, turned TV star…clearly it takes strategy, otherwise she’d be cleaning a hotel or whatever the other first generations do….and don’t say Doctor or Lawyer or Business Tycoon…those have no comedic value…we want our Mexicans working kitchens, gardens and hotels…

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2014

09

Dec

Cheerleader Does Flips and Other Videos of the Day

Cops Tasering Inmates for Fun

NYPD Cops Shoot Synagogue Shooter

Man Saves Girl from Beating

Girl Fight…

Cops Beating Up Innocent Dude..

The Man Who Pisses on Andy Warhol’s Grave

Drunk Man on the Bus

Furry Blooper

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I always regret going down on girls from tinder, but it si the way I always convince them to come through. I say I am going to face fuck them, and for me to not go through with it, would make me a liar, not to mention, despite how disgusting it may be to go down on a stranger who is meeting a guy she spoke to for 10 minutes on a sex app, the stats say I can hardly catch anything….and I love every second of it…

Not to mention, little known fact about me…. I am to please women…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Cheerleader Who Flips Forever
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Kate Hudson – Still a Whore
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Oprah VS Ellen Rap Battle
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The Best Slutty Pics of Nicki Minaj for her Birthday
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Obama Does The Colbert Report
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Brandi Glanville Short Shorts
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Crude Christmas Cards
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Twitter Reacts to Eaten Alive
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Marky Mark Wants to be a Cop
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16 Snowball Fight GIFs
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Anastasia Ashley Feels Violated / MY PICTURE IS ON THE INTERNET
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Frozen Christmas Light Show
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Beard GIFs
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Old Luke Skywalker is Going to be on The Flash
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Elton John Falling Off a Chair
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Christmas Slut of the Day
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

In Miami…the strippers are everywhere…and I guess they need to train somewhere, so why not do it on South Beach while perverts like me watch them for free…you know to help sell lap dances you can get later that night….

Pretty amazing stuff…

Here are some links…

24 Awesome Tree Toppers
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Anastasia Ashley’s Bikini Ass…
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Charlotte McKiney Has Big Tits
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Miley Cyrus on the Jet Ski
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Scarjo and Jonah Hill Perform at Some Party
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Arizona Teen Gets Choked Out by a Cop
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Inappropriate Kids Toys
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley’s Amazing Booty on the Beach
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Idiots Fighting Random Things
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Random Model of the Day
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32 Hottest Nicki Minaj Pics
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Awkward on Camera Moments
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Teresa Moore Awesome Hard Nipples
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The Hottest Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Ever
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Kate Upton Big Cleavage
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Jo DiMaggio Love Letter to Marilyn Monroe Sells for 78,000 Dollars
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BALLS ON AN ESCALATOR
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Kelly Bensimon Mom Booty in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Yoga
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Models on EXTRA
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Tough People
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Dogs Wearing Boots Compilation
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Cameron Diaz Shitty in Leather Pants
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Ariana Grande’s Slutty Christmas Ball
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The American Horror Story Make-Up Artist
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Girls In Sports Bras
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George Lucas Won’t Watch the New Star Wars Trailer
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Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Massive Huge Topless Tits
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Big Hairy Pussy
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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White Women Booty Shake
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Viola Bailey Naked and Amazing
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Close Up Dildo
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Chubby Light Nipples Uses a Dildo
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This Brunette Has an Asshole
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Rose McGowan Nudes
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Some Greek Slut
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Dec

Olivia Wilde Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Based on the way Olivia Wilde’s vagina is eating her bathing suit, coupled with her career and level of relevance I am going to assume that she’s either a new mother, or the kind of girl who only exists because of her vagina’s appetite and willingness to suck various things inside it for personal gain…

Either way, she’s in a bikini, her vagina is pretty much exposed, she looks like an inny and this is hardly exciting, but the highlight of all bikini pics is the pussy definition…and this is better than nothing…

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2014

08

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Amazing For Glamour of the Day

I guess Alessandra Ambrosio’s still got it. I generally get bored of “supermodels” who work for Victoria’s Secret for the last decade taking the exact same picture year after year, while having babies in between, but every once in a while, I guess, they pull off something good, and the fact that it’s for Glamour makes me think they are stepping up their game and starting to produce shit I am more interested in looking at, you know to compete with the sluts on instagram…all this to say mom’s shouldn’t look this good…wanting to be a stepfather is nothing we should wish upon ourselves…seriously…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio