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2014

03

Dec

Natalie Gal is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Natalie Gal and I am in love.

She looks familiar, but maybe that is just because she’s Russian and I’ve been dreaming about a Russian wife for the last 2 decades…something that may be easy to pull off, but I’m more into real love…and eternal happiness…because there is just something magical about their amazing faces, and the fact that I am convinced they don’t really have a soul…thanks to communism, but I like to think that unlike other Russians this one has a soul, and it is my soul’s mate…at least it should be when laying around in beds half naked like this…

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2014

03

Dec

Taylor Swift Polaroids of the Day

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Everyone is excited about the biggest thing in Show Business, who crosses all borders and boundaries, who touches all people, and demographics, especially men and Victoria’s Secret models and here are some polaroids of her to remind you of the early days of sexting…before phones, when you had to leave dick pics in your neighbor’s mailbox anonymously to show them that you like her…and I guess they are kind of hot enough to remind us all the Taylor Swift, is a total slut..at least to me…and I am a fan .even if she’s marketed as a victim…because I love victims and clearly her team are geniuses..because I should have no interest in anything Taylor Swift – pretty much ever…

I think Ariana Grande is in the pics…because Frenemies…

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2014

03

Dec

Faith Picozzi for Tamara Lichtenstein of the Day

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Her name is FAITH PICOZZI ….I used to talk to her…but then she gave up on our love as all girls I talk to do within the first 4 minutes of talking to me…after I verbally and mentally rape them with my charm….but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love her and her amazing and beautiful redheaded body…that I think should be famous and that I am suprised is not famous…after being in the scene for what must be 5 years…

That said, I am in love with her and these pics by Tamara Lichtenstein are’t bad.

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2014

03

Dec

Naomi Campbell is Still Hot of the Day

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Someone once told me that Black Don’t Crack…

I don’t know if that was a racist statement, or one based on the strong genetics of the black people, who never age…

But I do know that Naomi Campbell is still looking amazing, and she must be in her late 50s…which is impressive, but necessary in her seducing billionaire Russian husbands to sugar daddy her, because even rich girls need sugar daddies, it’s all part of the model psychology…

That’s all I have to say about that..

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2014

03

Dec

K Mart’s Pregnant Woman Dancing Porn of the Day

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K Mart is being clever in their marketing, because they are K Mart, and no one gives a fuck about K-Mart, and if they do, they probably are too poor to have a computer to see their clever marketing campaigns, but they did throw something out there that’s a little more aggressive than the white trash ghetto bullshit you would assume they reach, unless you’re like me and you find pregnancy in general to be pretty ghetto…it’s like “bitch couldn’t afford the abortion”…right?

That said, pregnant girls dancing gets me in the Christmas spirt…because I know they didn’t get pregnant by me…

Speaking of ready to drop porn – here’s a Kourtney Kardashian showing her tits…because she’s a Kardashian and they’re whores..K-Mart grade whores…because the people who shop at K-Mart made them…

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2014

03

Dec

Kristina by Jesse Koska of the Day

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Jesse Koska is apparently a photographer, and this is a shoot she did of some Russian or Eastern European model who I guess is signed to an agency in LA, who should be showing more nipple for this stage in her career, but who is still half naked, dabbling with being half naked, and breaking hearts, or at least boners, in these pantyhose erotica that is probably not meant to be masturbated to, but should be masturbated, because everything deserves to be sexualized sometimes.

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2014

03

Dec

Lara Stone is Slutty for Versace of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting honeymoon pics of her big tits in a bikini, when she’s normally got her big tits exposed for work, I guess it was her “private time” and they are just self-involved cunts who think they deserve privacy…

I prefer her BIG TITS FOR FASHION

But this Versace weirdo erotica probably paid better…

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2014

03

Dec

Gisele in Jeans of the Day

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I figure since the Victoria’s Secret infomercial was filmed yesterday and everyone was excited, because models in lingerie on primetime TV is so fucking exciting for people who have never heard of internet porn…or google…and who instead buy into overhyped events for mall stores that exploit the youth of China by making them work factories, and the youth of America, into thinking that being a bikini model is the only fucking answer….and that 10 dollar thongs are all it takes…

So here’s Gisele in Jeans…still getting work…

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2014

03

Dec

The Bai Ling Nipple of the Day

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Bai Ling disappeared from the world…to be forgotten…because even when she’s crying for attention for a decade flashing her tits and vagina to the world…the very few onlookers who take the time to watch the trainwreck, don’t get emotionally vested in the trainwreck, and let her fade away…

Now she’s back…doing the exact same thing…and I can’t imagine anyone really cares…but I’ll post it, because long Asian nipples on some nobody who people seem to care about are my dream…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

HERE SHE IS IN A BIKINI

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Dec

Emily Bett Rickards Is Some Canadian in a Bikini of the Day

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Apparently Emily Bett Rickards is some Canadian Actress, born in 1991, who works for the CW…in some show I’ve never seen because I dont’ fuck with with…I’ve never heard of her…but I can tell you one thing I do know about her…and that is that she takes shitty fucking bikini selfies for instagram…maybe they don’t have Instagram sluts in Canada, but I am from Canada and would argue that they do…and I am probably friends with all of them…step up your game three name…

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