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2014

03

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros in Horrible Bikini Pics of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Victoria’s Secret model, one of those Brazilian, might be a tranny, because that’s what the casting director at Victoria’s Secret was into in the late 90s…you can never really tell with trannies these days, at least 5 trannies have right swiped me on tinder, I am not into dabbling with that…but a lot of dudes are, 6 out of 10 of the top selling porns are tranny porns and there has to be a reason for that, a reason I don’t understand, because I would take a titless girl with a vagina over a big titty dude with a dick but maybe I am the weird one…statistically…I am..

All this to say, these are the worst catalog lingerie pics I’ve ever seen…ever…

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros

2014

03

Dec

Abbey Clancy is December 3 for Love Magazines Advent of the Day

Nothing screams Christmas like a model washing a car, because that would probably be the only time you’d ever be able to convince a model to wash a car, at least if you were a billionaire she was trying to prove she wasn’t just a gold digger for, unless she spent all her money on coke…which I doubt, since models get coke for free…

Point being, everyday is Christmas when you get to stare at girls like this…doing things like this…and you don’t need a birth of Jesus or a tree to jerk off to it…right…

I don’t know it that was the actual point I wanted to make…but either way…this may not be anything Christmas, but then again either is Christmas, but it is a Christmas miracle..

Love Magazine

Posted in:Abbey Clancy

2014

03

Dec

Drunk Girl of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

Honk if You Want Me To Squirt

Hot To Pick Up a Girl

Have you Had Sex with the Woman in New Orleans Who Stabbed Two Random Men

THis Crazy Fucker Beats a Dude with a Shovel

Don’t Kiss the Priest

The Little Kid Who Smokes

THe Football Bet Losing Win

My Kind of WOman

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I dropped my phone in the toilet…and all I could think of was all my tinder girlfriends and snapchats I would never see again…because I spent all my money on my iphone 6, to fit in with the cool kids, and I could never afford another one thanks to water damage not being covered, making me think that the people at Apple iphone don’t respect alcholism, sexting while drunk pissing…and pretty much living a well rounded dirtbag life…fucking hipster pieces of shit need to get more gutter…

Ariana Grande Does Lingerie Fashion Shows
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Stephen Hawking Wants to Be the Next Bond Villain
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Luci Ford and Other Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Bottled Water Taste TEst
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Pictures of Men Who Hate Shopping
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Teen Breasts Promote Beats By Dre
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Still Lookin at Topless Madonna
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Bulldog Sings with Josh Groban
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Abigail Ratchford TIts
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Dogs With Strong Snapchat Game
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Here’s What Cats See
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7 Ways to Compliment a Penis
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Awkward Robots
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The Best Wedding Name Combo Names
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The Best Porn found by The Porn Dude….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a bit of a creep….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Victoria’s Secret Round Up
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14 Alternative Nativity Scene
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Kim Kardashian in Army Clothing….to Offend Everyone…
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The Perfect Obituary
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A Bunch of Victoria’s Secret Models
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Miranda Kerr is Amazing…
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Natasha Gal is the Most Beautiful Girl in the World
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Kendall Jenner Tight Dress
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Allie is the Slut of the Day
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Cameron Diaz Getting Married
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Bad Lip Reading of Hunger Games
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Karlie Kloss in Glamour Magazine
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Barbara Palvin is Hot
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Rihanna’s Hard Nipple
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Nina Agdal is Ridiculous in Miami of the Day
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Tony Hawk is Injured
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Cameron Diaz in Cosmo Magazine
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Bikini Car Wash Prank
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Pug of the Day
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Australia is the Worst
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Chelsea Handler Ass Flash
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Katy Perry Ass in Leggings
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16 People Who Give Zero Fucks About Cold
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Westjet Brings Christmas Miracles
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Taylor Swift got Jessica Hart Fired
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Suki Waterhouse Braless
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Ariana Grande Performing at Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Sarah Hyland on the Beach
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Best News Bloopers of 2014
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Chrissy Teigen Boobs
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Bai Ling Tit Slip…
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Girls in Selfie Pics…
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Plumber Caught Dancing
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New Kardashian Nips
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13 Robots Being Awkward as Hell
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Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner Together
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Close Up Masturbation
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Tia is Asian with Big Tits
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Juliette Nude at the Beach
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Enjoy a Glass of Wine with your Tits
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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One Sided Argument
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Horny Amateur Bitches Showing Meat
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Rihanna’s hard Nipples
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Laetitia Casta Tits
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Tricia Helfer Playboy Pics
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Pirelli Calendar Behind The Scenes
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So Many Dildos for One Mouth
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Dec

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Happened of the Day

So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care.

I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous…

They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas.

Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them….

DOUTZEN Kroes:

Lindsay Ellingson

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima

CLICK HERE TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMING AT THE SHOW

CLICK HERE TO SEE HAIR AND MAKE UP

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2014

02

Dec

Cara Delevingne Upskirt of the Day

Here’s Cara Delevingne’s bi-sexual, it girl, recent Hollywood actress who is now in some Comic book movie as some major Comic Villain, alongside Will Smith and Margot Robbie….because she’s played the fucking world…pretty fucking good…showing her panties…because at this stage in giving up her privacy to get this far…because being a rich socialite girl isn’t enough…taking over the industry is the only thing that fills her emptiness…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

02

Dec

Heidi Klum is Old and Weathered and Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

I know, and have had sex with girls who are in their 20s, who don’t have 30 kids with various men, one of which who had a massive penis you know was the size of a Baby’s arm that he ravaged her with in some German Dominatrix style sex acts, as German’s do…who are not nearly as tight assed as Heidi Klum is at what I assume is 40 or 50…which might as well be 100…

So I’ll let you stare at this old weathered ass…while thinking of the last ass you fucked….just to remind you that you suck at life…and I guess Heidi Klum, unlike Madonna (see earlier post I am too lazy to link)…has weathered the fucking storm…and is still kind of amazing…

This is the kind of freak I assume is a product of genetic modification I like…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLIK HERE

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

02

Dec

Miley Cyrus Good Hygiene Porn of the Day

I don’t believe that Miley Cyrus is actually a freak, she’s most likely just a confused rich girl because she was raised in a fucking bubble, getting everything she wanted, making stupid money and having stupid fame, only to relate to the outside world through her computer, turning her into this outrageous, anti-Disney thing that she’s become…

But I do believe in her posting pics of her brushing the dirt out of her mouth…in her panties…

She may not be the future, but her fans are the future and that’s perfectly terrifying…but equally amazing.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

02

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute for 032c No. 27 of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is what I like to call a titty model, even though all models are technically titty models nowadays, you know since tit for fashion has become the norm, something we embrace, and where titty models are a thing of a past…you know in an era there was Fashion Models, Titty Models, Pornstars….

Now the low level name or what I like to call the derogatory term for low grade attention seeking models who make no money – and who are too short and too dumpy to get a real modelling jobs…but who get naked…you know the girls we would call titty models in the past…is Instagram Model.

Edita Vilkeviciute is not an instagram model…she’s straight from Lithuania and she’s avoided being sold off in the sex trade – and is instead doing this amazingness….and I am all about it…

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute