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2014

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Dec

Claire Danes Jogs of the Day

There are times when I look at girls jogging, usually in the summer, wearing their skimpy shorts, where I think to myself, if I was more of a pervert I would either film this…and if I was more of a sexual predator, I would throw this in my van and make love to it in my cabin in the woods for the next 14 years, until releasing her back to society- confused….you know because the girls are just that hot..

It’s like I can spend hours in the park…watching babes lap me…and be never the happier…

This is not one of those moments…

I think Claire Danes, should stick to working out at her home gym…until really getting to a place where the world wants to see her big reveal…it may take years…it may be too late for her…but in her defence…she’s never been hot…she has been skinny…those days may be done…at least that’s what her ass is telling me

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2014

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Dec

Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day

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What the world needs more of is Irina Shayk modeling anything…. whether it is lingerie or sunglasses, she’s hot as fuck…even if she’s probably had a lot of plastic surgery, making her perfectly lovely enough to me..to appreciate….or maybe I just like Russians because they have no soul…or maybe I just like hookers who position themselves properly with A-List athletes, leading to Sports Magazines and tabloid fodder, allowing her amazing body to shine through and take the fuck over…like a barmaid who has defied all odds or some fucking story of overcoming all obstacles, to get to a place where she makes 100k for a day shooting for a brand…She’s won…but when looking at her pics..I like to think we’ve all won…except me….I always lose…but you know what I mean…

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2014

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Dec

Guinevere Van Seenus and Carolyn Murphy for Muse Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know how old these pics of Guinevere Van Seenus and Carolyn Murphy are…

But I do know that they are naked….like fully naked…like I can almost see into their souls via their clits naked…only they aren’t pornography….they are fashion…making the whole thing artisitic, luxurious and just as easy to jerk off to…

I love this shit…because of it…everyday feels like Christmas…

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2014

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Dec

Dita Von Teese for XXXTIAN of the DAy

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Dita Von Teese partnered up with Christian LeBoutin, the shoe guy, to create a vintage luxury lingerie line called XXXTIAN…reminding everyong that if you’re an average looking girl with a fansite in the 90s, rocking a scam like Burlesque, where your original end goal was todo Playboy or something, you can parlay that into something major if you pretend it is exclusive or artistic.

This girl must be in her 40s now, and gets paid millions of dollars a year to do what she does….cosmetic companies love her, now lingerie and fashion brands love her, and she’s not even hot, in fact, she did burlesque because she wasn’t hot enough to do real stripping, and it fucking worked…

Be a slut or a whore, but don’t let anyone know that you are….position it and win…

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2014

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Izabel Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:19am PST

Izabel Goulart fitness – is a great fitness inspiration to us all….and by fitness inspiration I mean – fitness porn

As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness porn.

Doing moves girls can can try to copy at home – in efforts to get as good as her…all while guys can masturbate to her body’s magic….because it is on instagram and not at the gym…where masturbating to her would get you arrested…

Amazing.

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2014

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Dec

Kat Graham’s Tight Dress of the Day

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I don’t really know who Kat Graham is…I just know she’s at some Rihanna organized charity event…because Rihanna cares about the people, especially when it is good for her Public image, when she’s constantly criticized for being a whore….

The real highlight of the event was Salma Hayek’s Tits ….but I figure why give that mexican more attention, she’s already managed to scam her way out working the hotel as a chambermaid….

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2014

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Dec

Ariana Grande Getting Carried of the Day

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The biggest news of the week – other than the Sony Execs being racist in emails was that Ariana Grande was rumored to demand being carried around like a baby…because her feet hurt, she’s a diva and celebrities are fucking weirdos with weirdo needy demands…and here is the picture proof in some serious fucking weridness…that may not makes sense to me – that will probably turn you on…because you are a creep…

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2014

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Angela Ruiz for Intimissimi of the Day

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I don’t know who Angela Ruiz is…but she’s in lingerie for some company…which means she gets paid to get naked…or half naked…like a stripper, but without all the good parts about being a stripper, like low expectations, and willingness to give me head for very cheap thanks to false promises of fame to get them out of their shitty lives…

Right..

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2014

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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A photo posted by alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:45pm PST

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a picture of her tits that I assume are small implants, not because she’s a brazilian and therefore a man, but because she’s a model and models usually have small implants to fill their bikinis better..

She’s pushing 40, has been modelling forever, and I find her boring…but not as boring as Gisele…who probably is a Brazilian tranny, but I only say that because a pro football player is married to her, and well after all those lockerroom showers, and team initiations…you know..being a wide receiver has a couple meanings…especially when you’re a quarterback…right…